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Electric Sheep

@electric-sheep.bsky.social
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Cybersecurity, cheese, and shit posting. Want to know more? Ask your mom she has my number

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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride be gay do crimes
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is a great reminder to everyone, get hobbies that are not digital. Book club, trivia, bowling please just touch grass with your fellow humans
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Gas prices are up, inflation out of control, going to war with the Middle East I didn’t want to relive 2004
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If I ever go to a haunted house just know I will take inspiration from Courage the CowardlyDog and swing first ask questions later
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Good to see Oracle still fucks everything they touch with the whole TikTok thing. I hope your fancy boat sinks
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Remember it’s your American duty to watch things the government is trying to censor. Make the founding fathers proud archive.org/details/60mi...
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Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I am going to go be a hermit in the Appalachian Mountains if I have to deal with one more prod issue
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The fact that Texas voted yes to every prop is proof that this state can’t read, and why we resorted to the voting equivalent of adult coloring books for ballots
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Fuck it I am ordained in this hell hole of a state I’ll gladly do gay wedding my only request is no outdoors wedding in the summer www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
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Texas Supreme Court says judges can refuse to perform gay marriages
The Texas Supreme Court issued a change to the state's ethics rules for judges. It paves the way for judges to refuse to perform same-sex marriages without...
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
In High School when I was a grocery store cashier the training manager said one thing with dead seriousness. “If you ever judge someone using food stamps fuck off we are all people and we all need help sometimes”
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Despite popular Rust theory a maid dress is not required when cleaning out logs
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Billionaires want Ai to create music and art so they can prevent anti capitalist and anti billionaire messaging from entering the zeitgeist of the culture
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Half the internet is down time to talk about self hosting with a smudge face at work
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
For sex 2.0 I prepose a parry system
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Remember on Bluesky you can moderate tags so now I don’t have to see Ai “art”
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
No one if more pro union then someone who got screwed over because of a right-to-work state law
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Reading through the comments of a political Bluesky post, one of the pfp that I agreed with the most was a furry with a pacifier. I am never leaving this app
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Learned today that telling a higher up who wanted to being in a consultant into a project that he should practice his financial domination kink on his own time with his own money is not an HR approved response
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“This person make more money then me and can not do what I do” I repeat in desperation dealing with coworkers who I wouldn’t trust to bag groceries
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ted better give Texas a heads up if he is vacationing this winter
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
@malwarevangelist.com schedule a 30min ‘screaming in an empty conference room’ meeting for me
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
A goth women who bullies me but also tells the waiter I asked for no pickles would fix me
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
My friend want to get into Mecha Break, I have to politely decline I am already addicted to one gotcha I do not need another
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
To all the Americans today especially is a day to be angry at the government, my the spirit of the Founding Fathers never fade towards a tyrannical government
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Ai can not experience the overwhelming urge of wanting to be stepped on by a goth woman, therefore it was always flawed
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Taco Bell has the best opportunity to do a promotion, TACO Thursday discount on the 12 pack of the Doritos locos tacos
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I’d rather die on Bluesky, then stand for facist twitter
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Has @404media.co ever investigated sites that tell you if your partner has a Tinder profile? From the claims of these companies sounds like they are tied into Tinders database with how much info they can provide
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Considering purchasing a piece of workout equipment, am I entering mid life crisis territory?
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
“We are currently clean on OPSEC”
A cosplayer dressed as Salormoon looking distressed
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
*someone adds another supervisor for ‘visibility’* Beating head on keyboard just add someone who can fix this so I can go to bed!!!!
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Vote for me my first executive order would be a Microcenter in every city with a population over 100k!
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Marvel Rivals has made me hate Spider Man with a burning passion. I have become J Jonna Jameson
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
For the next escalation of the tariff war, all China needs to do I offer North Korea a nuke unless the tariff goes down
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Remember if you work with conservative cyber security folks it’s your job to remind them the current administration defunded Mitre which means no more CVEs
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Coworker: “how is Tuesday going?” Me: “Mitre is no longer funding CVE DB” Coworker: “what?” Me: *dons a suit of armor and a halberd* “Mitre is no longer funding CVE the Dark Ages of cyber is upon us”
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I can’t wait to look through the 4chan leak it’s Christmas!
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Sundays I am going to call out tech companies since they won’t see these posts Broadcom y’all are some assholes buying shit and making them worse or canceling them all together, I hope all your socks are soggy
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The vibe I bring leaving work
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a dog wearing goggles is laying in a blue bowl of water .
Alt: a pug wearing goggles is laying in a blue bowl of water .
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Happy #IBMzDay too all those whose company can afford a Mainframe
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I am going to put a 69% tariff on JavaScript and Node JS you know what you did
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
“We are currently clean on OPSEC”
A cosplayer dressed as Salormoon looking distressed
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Post a warning
Old IBM slide that says a computer can not be held accountable there should not make management decisions
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Moving sucks
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The average 30 second Super Bowl ad cost 8mill Musk donated 228mill to Trump who is now shilling his cars (according to Washington post) That is why $TSLA is fucked
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Lesbian vampirism is a trope in early gothic horror and 20th century exploitation film. The archetype of a lesbian vampire used the fantasy genre to circumvent the heavy censorship of lesbian characters in the realm of social realism.[
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 10/03/2025
Russia and China desperately trying to hack X/Twitter to get it back online so they can continue destroying America.
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Electric Sheep @electric-sheep.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Idiots to lovers is both my favorite and hated trope. Mainly because it is me I am the idiot
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