El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I believe I’ve become too fat to go back to skinny jeans. Here’s to jinkos. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 10/10/2025In Texas, “rising star” is synonymous with “unprosecutable criminal” 031
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025He talked about Kimmel this morning too and any positives you feel about him should be reversed. 110
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025@netflix.com hasn’t had an opportunity this big since the dvd player. 071
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Spy game has a 64% on rotten tomatoes and I think that’s some fuckin bullllllllllllllll shit. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 16/09/202510 milly goin to zero when we shit our reserve currency away so that we can increase the value of fat orange fuck coin. 120
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 13/09/2025He will plea out to life in prison under the condition that he has to make a statement that he’s a crazy lib. 051
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 04/09/2025@carlquintanilla.bsky.social they need you to sit in on the next Bill Pulte interview. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Bill Pulte has micro penis in a jacked up truck energy. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Kilmeade’s eyes continue to close the gap engulfing the precious little space once occupied by his brain. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Getting the medal of freedom from Trump in 2025 is like getting a blowjob from Marilyn Monroe in 2025. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I just learned something new. Who said social media rots your brain. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 28/07/2025This is stupid. Save the outrage for the outrageous. This is crying wolf and weakens the argument when it’s actually needed. 140
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I’ve tasted the tequila. If it’s any indication of teslas ability in the food space, protests aren’t necessary and this place will close on its own. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I hope I get into Columbia so they can teach me to be a spineless lil b 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I’d cover it in fake gold and declare bankruptcy he proclaimed. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Big crowd. Filled up the whole classroom for 9th grade flute. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Let me dig into my sympathy jar and see what I have left for her…womp womp. All gone. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I don’t know if this is satire, and that is unfortunate. 150
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Come on Pepsi! Does Cindy Crawford need to come out of retirement? 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 13/07/2025They got theirs, time to start trying to distance themselves from the chaos they’ve created. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 13/07/2025We immediately deployed the Mexican firefighters. -Nazi Barbie 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Democratic Texas congressman jasmine Crocket is a ghoul says maga grifter while describing how Texans come together and don’t do partisan politics. 000
