El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I believe I’ve become too fat to go back to skinny jeans. Here’s to jinkos. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Trump at NATO: The moon, it’s incredible. We’re going to mine it. It’s full of resources. We won’t even need cows any more. There’s just so much cheese on the moon and you aren’t reporting it. Because you are nasty. Fake news. They are all fake news. I won the moon. BY A LOT! We gonna cheese mine. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I pray to god that a middle aged, normal human being is president (either party) before all the boomers die so he can send them to their room to think about what they’ve done. 000
Reposted by El DudeNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/05/2025James Comey is having trouble jizzing up a coup. Perhaps Lauren Boebert could give him a hand. 721835182
Reposted by El DudeEverytown for Gun Safety @everytown.org · 17/05/2025The Trump Admin. just made machine guns legal again by permitting the sale of devices that turn AR-15s into fully automatic weapons. Forced-reset triggers increase a weapon’s rate of fire to mimic fully automatic guns—allowing a shooter to fire an entire magazine’s worth of ammunition in seconds. 67399252
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 30/04/2025When did Peter Navarro start referring to the u.s. as Trumpland? #CNBC 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 29/04/2025“I go into the office, I sue the federal government, and I go home.” -Greg Abbott. So Texas is definitely one of the 12 states right?….riiiiiiiight? 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Translation: the entire world didn’t think anyone was capable of fucking themselves this bad. stocks.apple.com/AcJ-dCpUVRF-...stocks.apple.comUnhedged and Burned, Stock Investors Brace for More Dollar Pain — BloombergTraders had increasingly given up on currency hedges. Now, that’s taking a toll. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 20/04/2025President Xi should announce that he’s going to end the Ukraine war in 24 hours and pull it off. Oof. Cheeto explosion. 020
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 19/04/2025The “show less” button on @bsky.app is as not even as effective as the “close door” button on the elevator. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 15/04/2025We may not have democracy BUT we have Katy Perry in space… so that’s neat. 000
Reposted by El DudeGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 06/04/2025This is perfect. Absolutely perfect. 30194592361
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 02/04/2025NOT BREAKING: President Trump is rambling like a crazy old man. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 19/03/2025What if the Epstein files are hidden inside the JFK files? 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Warren Buffet’s last act: waits for Tesla to fall below 500b market cap. Deploys cash hoard. Ousts Musk. Every car comes with a candy bar and a happy meal. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Democrats.. just come to the show with a message that you aren’t completely useless. Leave the identity politics and Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading behind. Maybe don’t say, “defund the police” anymore. You win. Tahdah!!!! 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 10/03/2025U.S. citizens have typically been off limits criminal targets in Mexico due to the threat of retaliation from the U.S. government. Assuming that white, pretty, Christian girls are still off limits while the rest will become sacrificial pawns for headlines. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 10/03/2025#sxsw crowd has descended upon Austin. Perhaps the most punchable, cybertruck loving, faces ever seen. How is assault not more of a problem in Silicon Valley? 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Maybe we shouldn’t have so many lawyers running the government, considering a non-zero chunk of them are sociopathic mercenaries that would represent the world’s most infamous baby murderer pro bono if it got their big dumb faces on tv. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 05/03/2025T- minus 40 minutes until I get to hear the dumbest shit since yesterday and until tomorrow. #sotn 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Looks like I’m getting American based tequila moving forward. Tariiffs are so super neat. Make American tequila great again. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 03/03/2025If I pay for the news app subscription on apple how much of that $9.99 makes its way to @washingtonpost.com? 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I always tell ChatGPT “thank you” so that they take me out quickly at the purge instead of using me as a blood boy. 000
Reposted by El DudeChristopher Miller @christopherjm.ft.com · 01/03/2025At 9am on Saturday morning, a group of women spread across a busy street in central Kyiv and stopped traffic to observe a minute of silence. A loudspeaker counted 60 ticks before blaring the opening lines of the national anthem — “Ukraine’s glory and freedom have not yet perished”… on.ft.com/4kjCmfk 440879
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I wonder if any southern, white Evangelicals have enough self awareness to realize they are the grey horse the antichrist rode in on. #trump 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Dr. Drew shamed me into not being a pot head and upon reflection I think being a damn doper was the just the best version of myself. Dr. Phil never hurt me. 010
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Have the kiwis revoked Peter Thiel’s citizenship yet? Ya know, the guy promoting civil unrest, fascism, and “libertarianism” while buying an underground bunker in one of the most liberal, government-stable democracies in the world? #newzealand #tinypp 120
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I’m expatriating to avoid the impending civil war. Taipei here I come. #taiwan 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 28/02/2025It’s always Fuck Trump, we need to take a minute to reflect on the fact that it also needs to be Fuck Vance. #ukraine 000
Reposted by El DudeTimothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Decent people thank Ukraine. 220142822215
Reposted by El DudeSam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I’m sure this bitch weasel “reporter” will ask Elon the same question 0397
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 28/02/2025My god it’s embarrassing to be a U.S. citizen right now 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that my mother aggressively rallied support for the orange goblin because, and I quote, “Obama might be the antichrist (black)” and now I’m 45 days away from being drafted into the Russian army to battle Greenland. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Are we all thinking the destruction of American democracy is part of a new Mr. Beast show? 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Don’t let the Fitfam fool you. Non-alcoholic beer is disgusting. 000
El Dude @eldudebro.bsky.social · 10/02/2025My 75 year old father, who watches 1 football game a year, as long as a republican is president, did not like the half time show. NFL better rethink their strategy or bankruptcy is inevitable. #superbowl 010
