Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Considering the fact that Christian political organizations seem to unanimously support him and there’s never any real pushback from the churches he keeps taking photo ops at, you might have to come to terms with the fact that he IS a real Christian and this is just what Christianity is now. 201 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Capitalism is an eldritch abomination and billionaires have spent years or even decades under its thrall, slowly warping them into inhuman monsters. 020 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Rey took the Skywalker name at the end of TROS so the new protagonist will probably be her kid with Ben’s force ghost or something stupid like that 100 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rennet, an ingredient used in cheese making, is traditionally derived from a cow's stomach. We can make it out of plants now, though. 010 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I mean if they did this to Mario 64 the “focus, M” jokes would be inescapable 000 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The Civil War. The Vietnam War. Both World Wars. The Hundred Years’ War for a less modern modern example. This is just off the top of my head. 000 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You are comparing fighting against a group of disorganized racist truckers to fighting against the FUCKING MILITARY. 000 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This is what his negative movie reviews tend to look like 130 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Money can only get you so far if no one likes you. He wouldn’t make it past the primary. 010 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Rabies is basically the same thing as a zombie virus 010 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 31/05/2026i mean they didn’t elect hitler. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did not elect hitler. 000 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 17/04/2026“Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk which ought to crawl.” 000 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 31/03/2026You’re going to have to just say what you mean, since that post just sounds like you’re agreeing with me and I doubt that’s the case. 100 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 30/03/2026“As of 25 March 2026, there have been five incidents in which a spacecraft in flight suffered crew fatalities, killing a total of 15 astronauts and 4 cosmonauts.” “No Soviet or Russian cosmonauts have died during spaceflight since 1971.” Come on man 100 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 30/03/2026The USSR beat the US to every milestone except landing on the Moon. I’d say they did alright. 100 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 30/03/2026We could theoretically fix it being a frozen, airless hell. It would be a similar process to increasing the levels of greenhouse gasses in Earth’s atmosphere. We can’t fix the low gravity or the lack of a magnetosphere, however. 200 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Samus Aran shows up at the end and blows Bowser's head smoove off with a Super Missile. 180 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 27/10/2025media.tenor.coma girl and a purple monster are standing next to each other in a cartoon .ALT: a girl and a purple monster are standing next to each other in a cartoon . 000 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 10/10/2025As an American, this is an insult to honey badgers 020 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character with horns and a red skirt holding a swordALT: a cartoon character with horns and a red skirt holding a sword 010 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 07/09/2025He’s CLEARLY not angry about the price point, reading comprehension is dead, open the schools 120 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I fucking hate that I have to defend that man considering what he became later on, but he was saying that the VMAs deliberately snubbed Beyonce due to racism. 110 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 06/09/2025>Funny Oh so you didn’t get what he was saying when he did that 100 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Do you think the official Bluesky Bluesky account is run by the White House 140 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I bet he would have dunked David's head if there was a hoop around 110 0
Scrap @eldritchscrap.bsky.social · 03/08/2025They aren’t native Jovians, they emigrate to Jupiter to become atupider 1120 0
