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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉

@eldritchmcpie.bsky.social
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German. She/Her. 27, AroAce, Leftist.

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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why does "Stop crying or I'll give you a reason to cry!" always imply harsh punishment and not, like, making them watch "The Brave Little Toaster"?
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Amanda-in-Ak 🧿 @amanda-in-ak.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Northern lights in interior Alaska.
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Chandelure 🕯 Pumpkaboo 🎃 Duskull 💀
Three digitally illustrated women dressed in costumes inspired by the pokemon chandelure, pumpkaboo and duskull. Chandelure's costume features ombre white to purple sleeves and dark boning over white fabric. Pumpkaboo has a voluminous orange skirt under a fitted corset with petal details. Duskull wears black leather armour under sheer grey sleeves and skirts.
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#StevenUniverse #Peridot
A sinister looking Peridot with a glowing gem, wearing a gas mask and tattered poncho with a big ol' zipper.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I am really enjoying this game, but also I keep seeing stuff that makes me go "Oh, something was cut here, wasn't it?"
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 14/10/2025
When Ro writes something, people should pay attention because they write real good
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
That Ozymandias lad taught me that, if I ever became an evil rich guy, I shouldn't built empires, I should built deserts. Ash and dust are the ultimate renewable ressource! Buy it today, become it tomorrow! The heat death of the universe will come and go, but your dust will still be dust!
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
CW Child death You know you have wandered to deep into Reddit when you say "child murder is bad" and people respond by sending you a link for a 90 min philosophy video.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Fuck it all.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
screenshot from The Insider - Russell Crowe's Jeffrey Wigand seen from behind in a white collared shirt and gray wig, standing slightly off-center (on the right side of the frame) in his dark hotel room. caption for Pacino's Lowell Bergman (in voiceover) reads, "I'm running out of heroes, man"
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I want a Warhammer 40k game where you play as Xenos or Chaos. Please. Please let me play as something else but the Imperium.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
AI is a direct attack on art, culture, information, education and workers everywhere. If "conservatives" actually cared about conserving shit, they would hate AI with soul-scorching passion.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Der Sieg des Faschismus wird von Liberalen mit der Erklärung abgesegnet werden, dass Menschenrechte "derzeit einfach kein zielführendes Geschäftsmodell" seien.
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Patrick Breitenbach @patrickbreitenbach.de · 28/03/2025
Unsere Zivilisation geht nicht unter. Sie wird gerade aktiv in den Abgrund gestoßen. Es fühlt sich gerade so an, als ob man in einem gigantischer "Jonestown" leben würde und man den Schwindel durchschaut hat und alle drum herum denken weiterhin, es sei eine gute Idee den Zyankali Saft zu trinken.
Wo sind die 2600 Milliarden Tonnen Wasser hin? 

Eine neue Studie zeigt, wie stark der Klimawandel in den Wasserkreislauf der Erde eingreift. Die Massen verschieben sich so stark, dass der Planet taumelt.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Geht sowas wie eine TERFluenza gerade um???
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Fictional autistic people: "Your hurt feelings are irrational, why should I care?" Real autistic people: "Wait, did that emoji I used last week seem passive aggressive? Oh no, what if I permanently soured our friendship?"
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Frankly, who the fuck invited all those assholes onto this planet.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
It's 10 PM, I have been stuck on a train for three hours after a full day of work and I haven't eaten a proper meal all day. Surely the way I feel about myself and others right now is highly accurate.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I hate it when this happens.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Deshalb wird bei den Libs auch so viel rhetorischer Fokus auf Geschlossenheit und die "Spaltung der Gesellschaft" gelegt: Dadurch wird es inakzeptabel gemacht, nicht mit dem Rest der Politik nachzurücken, weil man ja sonst die "Einheit" gefährdet.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Darin ist halt die Falle beim "strategischem Wählen": Die Rechten radikalisieren sich immer weiter und desto weiter sie nach rechts rücken, desto mehr können die liberalen Parteien nachrücken, ohne dabei ihren "Geringeres Übel"-Bonus einzubüßen.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Bei mir wird es, denke ich, die Linke. Wir müssen Kräfte links der Grünen sichtbar machen, bevor wir in den USA landen, wo es irgendwann dann linksextremistisch ist, jemandem nach dem Niesen "Gesundheit" zu wünschen, weil Leute immer nur so weit nach links gucken , wie die Demokraten stehen mögen.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Weiß nicht was wilder ist: Dass Politiker wie Scholz vier Jahre Nickerchen machen, dann ein paar Wochen vor der Wahl plötzlich starke Worte finden und erwarten, jemand fällt darauf rein. Oder das Leute darauf reinfallen.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Cassandra als Autismus-Allegorie: Sie warnt: "Leute, wenn ihr das macht, endet es in Unglück!", wird ignoriert und hört hinterher nie eine Entschuldigung. Alles was fehlt, ist dass Leute ihr dann erklären wollen, Agamemnon wäre von Apollo verflucht und sie müsste deshalb Sympathie für ihn haben.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Gestern nach der Demo sprach uns ein älterer Mann an. Er meinte, er habe die Union immer für "das Normale" gehalten, bis jetzt. Wage ich zu hoffen, dass Merz es echt geschafft hat, die Gewohnheitswähler zu erschüttern?
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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The Meme where Moe throws Barney out of his bar, only for him to return in the background. 
Barney is labelled "Facial Hair".
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
A relative that knows every toxic substance currently used in renewable energies by heart somehow finds it difficult to research her "Lol, here it looks like Obama makes the Hitler salute, lol"-Elon Defender posts.
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Rachel ✡ @anotherjewess.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Die Probleme hinter den Taten in Aschaffenburg, Magdeburg und Solingen sind nicht Migration. Es ist ein bewusstes Augen verschließen vor psychischen Problemen& Männern.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If right-wingers truly thought that green energy would lead to a "climate-dictatorship", they wouldn't oppose it, they would buy stocks in it. The right wing only ever stand against what they fear they won't be able to control.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/01/2025
"fix your hearts or die" is one of the greatest quotes ever said by anyone, in any context and it applies now, more than ever, to far too many people to count
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Not once, in my whole life as an autistic person, did people assume my goodwill when there was none. Only ever the other way around, especially when it came to conservative crowds. Seeing Musk getting to use the disability, for which I was so often punished unfairly, as a shield is revolting.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
... that "the autism made him do it". Because if they did, they would not defend him, they would mock and gaslight him until he apologized, out of genuine fear of having hurt someone on accident, and then they would laugh their asses of over getting an autistic person to feel terrible.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I have autism and was once accused by right-wingers of making a Hitler salute when really I made the peace sign. ✌️ Elon Musk made a Hitler salute and people go "Oh, nooo, he has autism, he meant to throw his heart to the masses." So I can tell that the right does not really believe...
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 25/01/2025
Ring of Red
Meme with a tick book next to a thin book. Thick book is labeled "how great the game is", thin book is labeled "how many people know it." But "great" has been crossed out over the thick book, and now there's a red box reading "a specific kind of trash that I am a pervert for" instead
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
At this point Elon Musk could murder six million jews and his fans would insist he only did ironically.
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Cathleen McAllister @cafween.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Gonna be open for work starting in February!
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Debjit Dutta @debjitduttaart.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Fact www.wired.com/story/video-...
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Death & Milk @deathandmilk.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
can i has
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Axiominus @axiominus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
WIP
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joni ⚾️ 🍉 @dschthan.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
the road to fascism is paved with people who say “well, in a democracy, one has to compromise”
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
End the USA.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Whoever said "Rules are meant to be broken" probably meant "Laws should be questioned", not "Firefighters are oppressing me if they tell me to not drunkenly handle explosives during a storm". Random thought directed at nothing in particular.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
"Doctor, a rabbid dog tore my arm off!" Doc: "Maybe if you lost weight you could run faster. Next!"
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I saw someone claim that having buff, older white men in video games is a typical sign of wokeness. I am so done with this shit.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Getting a degree, going to a jobsite and finding that the first thing offered to you is "Train an AI to replace you" is not a fun experience.
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Eldritch McPie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍉 @eldritchmcpie.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
A Feisar, awesome. Do you draw lots of WipeOut?
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
another day, another painting demo, another little old man!
a little old maaaaaan
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
added now to my growing collection of "little old men painted specifically for demos"
old man in hat!old man big nose side eye!old man so sleepy!old man grumpy look up!
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