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Max McCollum

@eldritchcurator.bsky.social
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5'4. Age:Unknown. 🔞 (23) Penned by: spence //pfp by @itsmeduck.bsky.social THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT. pinned by MazM. Concept art.

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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 1h
If i could answer the question to either, I would. Got no organs, no real blood..im a creature. And that's before the tentacles come out-
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 1h
..awwww...
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
"Tried it! Jumped in lava, acid. I just come back the next day..it's fun!!" O..k..creepy.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
Blood, skin, the whole nine yards. [Just to prove his point, max grabs his own finger and just. Rips. it off his hand. Black ichor dripping from the wound, slowly.] Blackberries. Fresh blackberries mind you.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
Just giving a grin. The black spongey-ness he ripped out almost clings back to him, fixing up the hole fairly quickly. "NOPE! I. can't feel anything..for the most part. Once its no longer touching my skin its..gone. i could be shot, and once the bullet exits? Nothing."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
Oooooo...ok well now it can be. I'm Max. Max McCollum! Before you ask, no, you may not have mine. Not unless you dont mind the taste.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
"You think??" lifting his own shirt up ad just PLUNGING his hand into his 'heart' area. Black ooze dripping out. "..Mmh..nope..i dont have anything there! Well except this." Just pulling out a chunk of his spongey insides???
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
Any deeper and I may require a private room! Gyehehehe..twist it, do whatever you wish. Just make me feel loved during it!~
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
Depends. Do you..want it to be?
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
"Oh don't get me wrong, I do enjoy it rough. Rougher the better in my case! But truly, it matters more on what's in here." Placing a hand over his chest..then..moving it over to skyla's chest. Right on her heart. "..I dont have one of these, sorry. Have to use yours for the example, gyehehehe."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
"See I prefer chubby, thicc, and-" ... eyeing up skyla. "..yeah closer to your body-type. Soft spoken, kind. That thing. Course I'm not picky..never have been."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
Stabby stabby time!!
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
Amen.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
"..Huh..learn something new everyday. I, personally, dont like dilfs. Not my type. Milfs are the same."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
"Mhm. Suuuure. Hey look over there, chris pratt-"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 2h
"ohhhhh thats your type! that explains soooo much,"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 5h
Yes. Very.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 5h
You should do it again though. For. No reason.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 6h
Mfh-! [Oh he's shaking from the excitement. Stepping forward into the thrust, willingly. Not a moan, but a high pitched whimper escapes from his throat.]
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 6h
Careful. I may moan.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 6h
Stab me~
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 7h
And i loooove you~ [Boop]
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 7h
You know you love me in your own way~
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 7h
Awww not on the lips?? Gyehehehehe
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 7h
Nothing! Noooothing.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 8h
.. have never been more aro-- sorry. sorry. inner thoughts.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 8h
"Alriiiighty then!! Pleased to meet you. Im Max, Max McCollum And I'll be waiting here for you to wake up!"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 9h
Frowning. "I'm an eldritch being..but..yes. A man. A man with a cult of willing followers, a mman with tentacles, no organs and..no no i think thats about it. Really, i'm more 'goop' then man. But alrighty! need anything then? Water? Blanket??"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 10h
"Why not?? You didn't even look me in the eyes!"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 10h
"Kiss" is he serious??
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 10h
Poke. Pooooooooooke.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
with your di-?
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok! :)
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do..do you want me to jump into your arms or..?
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean i'd prefer you be sober when i bounce on your- ahem But everyone does well with a drink or two. Your choice, as expensive or cheap as you want.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...I am going to cry now :)
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here [Handing him a small card] Two free drinks. On me. And if you make good company, it can be raised.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then yes, you are very 'swag' [cringe]
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is that what swag is?
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
because you dont top-- you need a drink.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'll be honest, i dont know what swag is.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...? Sure.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sounds like you got fucked in more than one way, no? get it? cause--
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Depends...did you top or bottom?
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting you a comfy bed and pillows and whatever you crave and-
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just giving a thumbs up.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Most people just take the one night stand and I never see them again..oh..oh wow.. [Is that a faint rose-color on his cheeks? Is he..blushing??] Anything! I wish to do anything you want!!
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Moa-- sorry sorry.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait really? You..wish..to go on another date..with me??
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