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Max McCollum

@eldritchcurator.bsky.social
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5'4. Age:Unknown. 🔞 (23) Penned by: spence //pfp by @itsmeduck.bsky.social THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT. pinned by MazM. Concept art.

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𝔄𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔪. @livingdeadghoul1.bsky.social · 10h
❝ To honor the anniversary of my untimely demise we here at the Dredge humbly invite you to join us for a halloween night full of terrors and delight! Wear a costume of your choosing! Please try to keep it appropriate. To enter the In-between knock thrice, any door will do! ❞ #HappyDeathiversay
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HI- sorry.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feel free to take some! Long as you take care of them, that is. and not need it for money and instead decoration!
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I notice things when i want to.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh more than just that! Wait riiiight here- [Oh he's..just. gone. in a puff of smoke. and returning just as fast with a beat-up cardboard box full of rings, necklaces, earrings, pocket watches. all polished to perfection.]
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently, never seen it myself! I prefer diving down to the depths and plundering it. Anything missing in international waters, I explore for stuff that catches my eyes. It's a lot of pearls.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
... tapping foot. "Did you use two different types of cheese?"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh..VERY.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kind of! Very beautiful though so you get a pass! gyehehehehe.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you speak funny.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[Spitting right in her eye, big smile as he does so.]
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you want me to spit in your eye or not??
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok!
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...swoon-
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
spence photos no load. sad.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im ok with kids..not the best. I love being my cults leader, it's enough. ..im not asexual, gyehehehehe!~ oh and i have no mind to be open minded technically..but i try to be!
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"If i go under there, are you going to pull that?"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[This is fine. Just still eating the grilled cheese..after all, not like the government would do this, so its gotta be someone he knows.]
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Hey- HEY! You can not be in here!" Oh good lord he's naked, modeling. Very quickly throwing a robe on. "You need the proper papers."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"yeah well it's clearly a trap for me! And im tempted. ..wonder if they're hot.."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[Yeah screw it, he's taking the bait. crawling under the box, and slowly eating the grilled cheese.]
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Grabbing with tentacles. "No- hey! Someone wants to tempt ME, not YOU."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Staring at a box propped up on a stick, grilled cheese on a plate under it. ... tempting.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Lets not think about that! Morning!!"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You're cute sleeping.."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sunday?
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hugging. perhaps that will help?
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DROOLING. Oh chrome has done it this time!
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"They won't. Truuust me."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"HOLY--"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Can I..still 'thirst' over you, as the kids say-- I'll remain peaceful, long as you leave my followers alone. They are my family, no trying to recruit them."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You look like an accountant.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Thats..hotter-" Dont worry, black tentacles are coming out of his back, lifting max up eye to eye with her. "But I think it's goddess now? Either way, I don't bow to gods. or goddess's..unless asked nicely!"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You look...uhh....
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH- ahem. Mommy- sorry i mean mom-- sorry I mean--- I just liked you for being a cult leader like me! But you're also hot!!
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is she pretty??
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The Lamb @lovingvillainy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The one and only God of these lands
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mmh...usually whatever the cult wishes. Baking classes. Painting. Game night. Bowling. I..do have one..you know of the titanic? The ship. Not the movie.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tentacles wrapping around Andrea. Eyes closed. Deep breath "Ok..I trust you.."
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nope! But im sure we can find you something. Gyehehehehe!!~ Do you require money to buy some?
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ohh..i should get you patched up! I dont want my favorite toy dying now, do I?? [Gentle pat to moons cheek. He KNOWS what he's doing.]
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weak? For me?? [Innocent blinking.]
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Ok ok. enough playing around..come on..you know me!"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
..ohhh...you look soooo pretty!!
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I heard bang"
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This coming from the person who constantly talks about 'everyone has a small dick' and 'i have a massive dick', and being fucked by some..ugly guy pretending to be satan. To the point that it's so loud, I can hear it whether i want to or not.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, once they dont like it, i stop going after them because they dont like it. I called YOU ugly because i don't like you for a multitude of reasons. :)
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I talk that way to ALMOST everyone.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you insult me regardless. Never liked me. Thissy told me so.
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Max McCollum @eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well we wont know cause you AREN'T my type. I prefer the straightforward people. Not the 'insult you' type.
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