(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 2h“THEY’RE E-BIKES! ELECTRIC BIKES! NO ONE EXERCISES ON THEM!” 001
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 5h“WHERE ARE THEY GOING THOUGH?! THATS whats stressing me out! They… They could be going… … I DONT KNOW” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 5h“That’s… That’s actually really fair.” He looks at her and pats her shoulder “Jeez… You need water.” 100
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 5hHe chuckles with a look of satisfaction “It was worth it.” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 7h“Guys I bought a hellcat!” Begins being the most annoying motherfucker in a car. Doing wheelies and being the loudest motherfucker on the streetstatic.klipy.comHellcat Fast CarALT: Hellcat Fast Car 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 7h“Then I’ll be as popular as you! That doesn’t sound so bad?” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 8h“… Yknow, I call people weak as a way to tick them off… I’m calling you weak cause of your exercise decisions” 100
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 19hHe looked at him… “… Yo… I’m stressing cause I don’t know where they’re going.” He points at people on E-bikes 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 19h“Of course, I’m walking potion factory” He said sarcastically… Then handed her a potion of healing “… Those are my personal gym supplements… You may need them. Especially now, cause tomorrow? Your legs are gonna be sore as hell. You’ll be limping like you got shot in the butt” 100
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 20h“They’re supplements-“ He blinks “Is that-… Is that all you think of me?” 100
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 20h“JESUS-“ He opens his robes and pulls out supplements “TAKE THESE YOU MANIAC” He throws her Amino Acids, Protein Powder, and pre-workout 100
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 21h“Training. Lotsa training. When’s the last time you ran a mile or three?” 100
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Watches from a distance. “… That was fun to watch.” 100
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The wizard holding his head and tapping his foot as if something is bothering him significantly. 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Who wants Eldric Cakes?! They’re like pancakes but probably has some beard hair on them.” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ryan’s wearing headphones, shirtless and shaking his hips around as he’s making pancakes “🎶I could get lost in pillow dreams Caught in a state of what could be Careful outside isn’t what it seems So shake this one out and DANCE WITH ME!🎶 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“… You are not fine, mi amigo.” He pulls out a hankerchief from his robes and hands it “Shit happens. It’s not fun. I understand that part.” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“I will curse all of you motherfuckers, spell by spell. Don’t mess with me… Y’all are on a list. Except for 3 people.” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026First time he’s seen this “Yooo…” He walks up slowly… “You good?” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“… I WAS DOING A JOKER THING… Or maybe… I will be the joker… And then I will blow a hospital up or something… Which is something a nerd WOULDNT do.” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“I meant the cat- Was that a fucking wink?- AYO-“ 010
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He summons and broom and pushes him with it “Ey scat! SCAT!” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ryan quickly jumps and rolls infront of [THE READER] “Dude. SHUT UP. IM UNDER SOME PRESSURE.” Sirens are heard in the distance and Ryan looks where its coming from “Aw hell.” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“By the way I don’t fuck Pokémon… … The joker does that. I’m a villain, not a monster” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The wind picks up and the condom flies out of his hand “AH!” :C “… Dick.” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“… I outran them in a hellcat and crashed it through a couple of their barricades and abandoned the hellcat.” He looked at her… Then smiled… ‘innocently’ 010
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“DAY THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON” He pulls out a condom- … Why 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He tosses the pokeball and a Lopunny appears from it “I caught Lopunny… I caught a Lopunny… Yknow what I’m gonna do to that thing?~” BIG evil smirk 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Nothing important” He’s looking up at her with a smug smile 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“It’s not that important tho” He smirked while laying on his side to look at her like he didn’t do anything 010
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“What does that even mean?! AND YOU’RE A NERD! I’m too cool to be a nerd” 110
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“… N-No!… … YOU CHOKED ON AN EYE OF NEWT!” 100
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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“You dress like a 5 year old wearing a Spider-Man costume!” 100
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“WHA- MORAL GUYS?!?! THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!?” He says as if he insulted the ever living shit out of him “FUCK YOU! IM NOT MORAL! IM AN EVIL WIZARD! YOU’RE A MAN IN WEIRD PAJAMAS!” 110
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“… Long night… Might’ve had a few drinks… And also probably ran away from some cops…” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I just got a Pokémon… You wanna know what Pokémon?” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“It’s uhh… It’s not that good. They kicked me out for some reason… All because I protected a girl they were getting creepy with… I used fireball and might’veeeee cause some major damage. … I’m still a wizard so fuck you” 110
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“You need them… And I will NEVER TELL!… FOOLISH THAT YOU THINK I WOULD REVEAL A GREAT WIZARD SECRET THAT ONLY WIZARDS WOULD KNOW! … Amazon.” 110
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“BORINGGGG! Luigi. Let’s summon a bunch of ghosts. Ghostbusters 1 style.” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“OOOOH!” He grabs the fish and shoves it into his mouth aswell as the rice and miso soup- 010
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He smirks evilly as he held a pokeball “[READER], I -I I caught uh-I caught a little Pokemon Do you wanna know What Pokemon i caught?”static.klipy.comALT: 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Exhausted… He’s laying down on the reader’s bed. 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Ey, I’m only half an ass. I got morals and shit” 000
(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I have a brother named Endenklaud, He’s an ‘actual’ wizard with morals and integrity and values and actually has a beard…” 000
