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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 1h

“Who wants Eldric Cakes?! They’re like pancakes but probably has some beard hair on them.”

(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 4h

Ryan’s wearing headphones, shirtless and shaking his hips around as he’s making pancakes “🎶I could get lost in pillow dreams Caught in a state of what could be Careful outside isn’t what it seems So shake this one out and DANCE WITH ME!🎶

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 11h

“… You are not fine, mi amigo.” He pulls out a hankerchief from his robes and hands it “Shit happens. It’s not fun. I understand that part.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 11h

“I will curse all of you motherfuckers, spell by spell. Don’t mess with me… Y’all are on a list. Except for 3 people.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 11h

First time he’s seen this “Yooo…” He walks up slowly… “You good?”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 11h

He summons and broom and pushes him with it “Ey scat! SCAT!”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 11h

Ryan quickly jumps and rolls infront of [THE READER] “Dude. SHUT UP. IM UNDER SOME PRESSURE.” Sirens are heard in the distance and Ryan looks where its coming from “Aw hell.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 21h

“By the way I don’t fuck Pokémon… … The joker does that. I’m a villain, not a monster”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 21h

The wind picks up and the condom flies out of his hand “AH!” :C “… Dick.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 22h

“… I outran them in a hellcat and crashed it through a couple of their barricades and abandoned the hellcat.” He looked at her… Then smiled… ‘innocently’

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 22h

“I mean… Hmm… Good question.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 22h

“DAY THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON” He pulls out a condom- … Why

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He tosses the pokeball and a Lopunny appears from it “I caught Lopunny… I caught a Lopunny… Yknow what I’m gonna do to that thing?~” BIG evil smirk

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Nothing important” He’s looking up at her with a smug smile

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“It’s not that important tho” He smirked while laying on his side to look at her like he didn’t do anything

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ㅤ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝑶𝑶𝑮𝑰𝑬 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑮𝑰𝑬 𝐌𝐚𝐧. ୧‿🎲 ꕀ ˖༺ 🦇 ༻˖ ꕀ 👻‿୨ #MVRP - #DISNEYRP - #DDLVRP ㅤ

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“… Long night… Might’ve had a few drinks… And also probably ran away from some cops…”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“I just got a Pokémon… You wanna know what Pokémon?”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“BORINGGGG! Luigi. Let’s summon a bunch of ghosts. Ghostbusters 1 style.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“OOOOH!” He grabs the fish and shoves it into his mouth aswell as the rice and miso soup-

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He smirks evilly as he held a pokeball “[READER], I -I I caught uh-I caught a little Pokemon Do you wanna know What Pokemon i caught?”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Exhausted… He’s laying down on the reader’s bed.

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Ey, I’m only half an ass. I got morals and shit”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“I have a brother named Endenklaud, He’s an ‘actual’ wizard with morals and integrity and values and actually has a beard…”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“I should probably mention that there is a high possibility that we may turn into nothing but pure debris if we’re not careful-… Eh, I like your enthusiasm. Fuck it, we ball”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“I mean, what do you expect? No one gives a fuck about losers like me. Hah.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“I will tear motherfuckers limb from fucking limb.”

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𝓡omara @petals.bsky.to · 25/09/2026

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“I-… … No one. … No one would actually uh… Care.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Help? Well uh, I don’t know. It could be dangerous and we’d have to break into a place and- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN!” Eldric pulled out a scroll and opened it, showing an extremely wrinkly and veiny pepper “The seed is said to be blessed by a sun god, located in the SrirachaNebula, guarded by

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Don’t worry guys. Even though the seasons are changing.” He digs in his robes and pulls out a portable space heater “I got this portable space heater which will last us till-“ The wind picks up and blows the space heater away “AH!-“

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He realizes that there’s no way he’s bullying this thing. This thing probably will find joy in it. “You know what you little blob. You win. I’m not gonna bully you! In fact… IM GONNA MAKE A SUPER SPICY FOOD THAT WILL BEAT CHEF KOWASAKI AND DESTROY TASTEBUDS FOR FUN!!!!” Now it’s a challenge

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Aw cmon… I like that song… And also the memes and animations that came with it were also awesome”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Hmm… Touché… But I can be more dramatic”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Fake. A real player of the game would admit it. You’re fake.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“August and I are like two peas in a pod… Except everything would be on fire.”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“… You know this line?… … YOU PLAYED THE COWBOY GAME?!”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Oh you small and innocent little blob...” His ideas of bullying the pink thing by bouncing them around are instantly thrown out the window… “Well uh, not even gonna lie I was gonna use you as a ball but nah… … I was thinking more of giving you something really spicy.” He smirked mischievously

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Eldric is having intrusive thoughts “… I do not… Im an epic wizard who is not thinking about basketballs and throwing things into hoops.” Eldric… “Also what dumbass names themselves Parmesan?! It’s like a basketball calling themselves Crème Fraiche! … Basketball…” He’s shaking… Eldric no.

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Uh… Eldric… Magnavox.” He thinks for a moment “Yeah imma just call you Kirby. It fits you actually unlike some other people. Like I know a chick named Ivy and I thought they were gonna be like green and plant like, turns out they’re a cat” He’s looking at the pink blob intensely “… Must not…”

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(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX @eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026