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Hooman Ish

@eldestsyndrome.bsky.social
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دل تھا کہ پھر بہل گیا جاں تھی کہ پھر سنبھل گئی • mahir e nafsiyat • only negligibly unhinged • ᴍɪɢʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ

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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ooh look at her, she's so smart instead of just doom scrolling she does puzzles cz they're like exercise for the brain you know, what an intelligent girl, she must have her shit together I'm sure *me thinking about myself whenever I remember to do the day's wordle*
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uff maine socha tha ab se ranting yahan kiya karungi ghalti se twitter pe hi krdi
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
کہاں گئی دھوپ میرے حصّے کے ثوابوں کی؟
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when you start noticing any irritating/problematic pattern pf behaviour someone exhibits, instead of constantly grading their behaviours as right or wrong, healthy or unhealthy, moral or immoral, try to keep your focus on why they behave that way
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i painted my clay creations and also picked wildflowers today... am i a disney princess or am i?
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i actually attended a mixer yesterday
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Ahmad @ahmad86b.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the reasons our ancestors were happier than us is that they did not have to contend with terms like “attention economy.”
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
also have you noticed how much we've started talking in addendums? is addendum the right word? um i mean the explanation coming even before we've said the original thought completely
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thinking about doing stuff is the worst because it takes up a lot of the energy and gives you a lot of the excitement that should have been reserved for actually doing said stuff
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
writing is thinking, i write therefore i think
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i need to learn how to survive with a momentary lack of attention
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i need something fun and happening to happen rn at 2 am so this day can feel like something finally and I can end it but also I should sleep
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GRRR @kungfufer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me in 2050: …and that’s how Macklemore became a civil rights icon. My son, Dale Jr.: Wow his music must’ve been incredible. Me: Dale Jr.: Like so many good songs. Me: Dale Jr.: Was he the A Change Is Gonna Come Guy? Me: Dale Jr.: Me:
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wordle 1,913 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
everytime i pack my purse in my mind I'm gearing up for a surprise game of What's in Your Bag - alas no one has ever sprung that up on me almost ever
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🎶 there she goes... there she goes again...🎶
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ghalti se stayed up wayy into the morning and replied on some twitter posts then realised that would mean my husband would know i was up at that time, then went back and deleted those, then woke up late and resent those tweeted comments...
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wordle 1,911 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 not bad
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wordle 1,910 5/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 5/6 instead of 3/6 day
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
officially in too much pain to behave myself now
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's bad news for my prospective fitness journey that even post op care protocols and all the pain in my jaw while chewing hasn't been able to keep me away from chocolates
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my face has swelled up so bad on one side... too bad I don't have friends who would visit me so I can dramatically point at the swelling and say 'Hello Simon. This is Balthazar!'
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Captain Holt
ALT: Captain Holt
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
تہمتِ عشقِ پوشیدہ کافی نہیں۔۔۔ آج بازار میں پا بہ جولاں چلو
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wordle 1,907 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤡 🤡 🤡
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the pain is paining wow
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
good luck for the oral surgery messages versus can't wait to see your post surgery sedated silly videos - it's a tie in my inbox
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wordle 1,906 6/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 THAT kind of day -_-
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
waking up to one last day with my wisdom tooth
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry!
internet in heaven: it's just the internet from 2007
internet in hell: you're on it
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
words fall short for today's episode of #aapkiizzat i think every single desi woman can feel beena's every word falling directly on her heart - i saw so many women i personally know in her words, her pain, her face... i cried with her and i cried for all of them 😭
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
also idc ima repeat my tweets from twitter here for now
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we're so back guys
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
built and decorated a shelf for organising the clutter on husbens workspace desktop and now i can't stop interrupting his work to go stand and look at it 🤩😁
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
paer mein dard hai lekin kursi pe charh k deewar pr fairy lights bhi lagani hain, and other hard choices in life
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
acha tou koi aur achay achay log aaye hain kya yahan hijrat krke? zara apne achay walay mutuals ko tou tag krein sab, ima follow all 🤩
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
choti si umar mein lag gaya rog* 🥲 * tendonitis
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
acha tou guys how are you what has been up while I was away adulting too hard to check my socials, yahan pe kuch interesting hua hai, koi larayi, koi patch up, koi shadi waghera? catch me up ☕
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
hi I'm back lol
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ف @laymanstuff.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Looks like I'll be going through a week-long skyline tonight. Don't be alarmed if i respond to something you said 5 days ago.🤭
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عائشہ @aeysha.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I be like “omg i have so much to do” and just lay down and do nothing 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
maine sab sun liya tha mere kaan hain main andhi nahi houn
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
honestly whenever I start journalling I become 10x a better person in every way
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
gone a bit crazy in this renewed obsession and bought a monthly subscription of a beauty gift box
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
please drop a suggestion for what I should cook in dinner today
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
anyways this proves my new sleeping lip mask jelly works even if you sleep for 13 hours
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
How can I sleep for 13 hours when I had taken a nap for 4 hours just 4 hours before sleeping?
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
cooking as a daily chore seems so easy as a task one day and then a heavy back breaking burden the next
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
my sleep cycle has surpassed being merely disturbed now it's like i am living an alternate universe where i have no prediction or control over the next time i might find myself asleep or awake at an odd time
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
i can't get over the fact that this sparkling transparent lipstick changes color and becomes PINK when you apply it HOW IS THIS NOT MAGIC
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Hooman Ish @eldestsyndrome.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
bohat sari nayi makeup products leli hain so i'm just an obsessed makeup girlie now
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