Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just realized who Aunt May looks like. It’s Brenda Lee John’s momma. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The reason we can’t use lead based paint is cause Superman is a real Peeping Jor. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026That’s exactly what my wife said to me last night. In my dreams. 010
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026They’re gonna start handing out free NRA memberships at birth. 100
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026When you see this at a church you’ve found the secret den of Da Bears. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A least it’s longer than the Empire State Building and is tall. 010
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Why the fans? What did we do besides tune in and buy tickets and merch? 010
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 11/05/2026If there’s a wrestler who understands hard time, it’s Dirty Dom. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 30/04/2026It’s been awhile since I read a comic but looks like Jeff has been putting on the pounds. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 29/04/2026media.tenor.coma despicable me character is dancing in front of a full moonALT: a despicable me character is dancing in front of a full moon 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 25/04/2026“Outside forces” is the new “Standards and Practices”. 001
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I just did my taxes during Roman Reigns’s Wrestlemania entrance. I’m getting money back! 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character is wearing glasses and saying `` no capes '' .ALT: a cartoon character is wearing glasses and saying `` no capes '' . 010
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If I had to wrestle Randy Orton, I’d also ask for a strict (and short) time limit. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Should be the night 1 main event. Not just cause Liv won the RR while Randy won the EC. But also cause it’s the best built world title match at the moment. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 30/03/2026media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other and the word sweet is on the screen behind themALT: two men are standing next to each other and the word sweet is on the screen behind them 010
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It looks just like the futuristic cars I’d build outta legos when i was in grades school in the 80s. But like less detailed. 020
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Still waiting to hear how “I’m gonna bury you next to your father” is an insult to the father. It’s barely an insult to Roman. 010
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Ok this stinks but just imagine how you’re gonna feel when she returns next year. Place is gonna go crazy. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Gotta learn the Skyhookmedia.tenor.comtwo men are playing basketball in front of a crowd and one has the number 3 on his shortsALT: two men are playing basketball in front of a crowd and one has the number 3 on his shorts 020
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 20/03/2026They had the wright stuff but not the right stuff. 010
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 11/03/2026He was an O.J.media.tenor.coma man with a surprised look on his face is sitting at a tableALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting at a table 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Tony: “Well this is, I guess, uncensored” Brain: “I guess” 150
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Hopefully they all see that our response to Hayes comments is proof she has the fans behind her and therefore by his own words she should get a crack at the main event and a world title. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Target CEO: We want to really focus on our main customer, who we refer to as, “Karen”. 020
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 06/03/2026ICE is at war with the citizens of the US but at least RFK is gonna take the sugar out of our high priced coffee drinks. 052
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 15/11/2025WWWF changed to WWF in 1979. WWF changed to WWE in 2002. Of my math is right that means they were WWF for about 23 years and they’ve been WWE for the last 23 years. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Ya know. It isn’t until this time of year that A Christmas Story is probably the movie I’ve seen the most. Back in the day TBS would be playing multiple times a day. And then some years they’d play it for 24 hours straight. I’ve probably seen that movie a hundred times. 000
Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 30/10/2025It looks like they cooked it on concrete in an Arizona desert 010
