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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The reason we can’t use lead based paint is cause Superman is a real Peeping Jor.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I just did my taxes during Roman Reigns’s Wrestlemania entrance. I’m getting money back!

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

WWWF changed to WWF in 1979. WWF changed to WWE in 2002. Of my math is right that means they were WWF for about 23 years and they’ve been WWE for the last 23 years.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Ya know. It isn’t until this time of year that A Christmas Story is probably the movie I’ve seen the most. Back in the day TBS would be playing multiple times a day. And then some years they’d play it for 24 hours straight. I’ve probably seen that movie a hundred times.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Armed and Dangerous (1986) starring John Candy, Eugene Levy, and Meg Ryan is one of the greatest buddy cop movies of all time. It would be a 10 movie franchise if it existed today. If you have never seen this or even if it’s been awhile, go watch it now. It’s on Roku channel. Free.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Witnesses after the Fight at the OK Corral:

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

If you’re defending Raja Jackson in anyway can you let me know so I can block you?

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Hummus is what you eat when no one brings any other kind of dip.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

“Would you like a dozen hardboiled eggs?” Me: “No thanks” “What about 24 deviled eggs?” Me:

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I’m really tired of champions losing non-title matches to set-up title matches. It’s a really overdone trope in wrestling.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Why did Marvel cast Robert Downey Jr as Doctor Doom? He looks more like Tony Stark. Missed opportunity.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

WWE needs to put Cena and Cody in a big tag match to see if they can get the fans back on his side. They’ll need heels that fans won’t cheer.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Half these guys who booed Cody were probably booing prime Cena back in the day.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

So are all the matches no DQ tonight?

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

You can’t put the zip ties back on once they come off and everyone sees it.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Last time I saw a photographer that close to the action he was shooting a fireball into Hogans face.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

When did Lego start making tables for WWE?

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

6 tag teams in one TLC match?! 12 wrestlers?!?

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

I will become a mega fan of Charlotte if she does this tonight

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Hi, can I Yeah, I’ll have take your a 2-piece order? CH-CIKEN!

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

I just saw Jellyroll do a Big Bossman slam and I didn’t hate it. 👍

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Now we know why he changed the name to Gulf of America

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Gunther shoulda had Regal in his corner as his special trainer.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

DYK: Albert Popwell played four different characters in the first four Dirty Harry films? It took me till Sudden Death till I was like “wait, didn’t this guy (playing a detective) play a criminal in The Enforcer?”

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

There’s a hundred and forty-one and two third’s chance that El Grande Americano is Scott Steiner.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Dude was just bashing AI and he just gets waylaid out of nowhere.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Back in the days of message boards, I think the funniest post I saw was right when one of the Harry Potters movies came out. I was on Blizzrds WoW boards and someone posted a subject “Snape kills Dumbledoor” but the funny part was that when you clicked the message link the body was simply “spoiler”.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

“Not all heroes wear capes” Right. Cause only fictional heroes wear capes.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Y’all I’ve given this a lot of thought - about twenty or thirty seconds - and I just lost my train of thought.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Acknowledge your Macho Chief ☝️

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Tommy Pickles is like 35 years old. How the F did that happen?

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

@paramountplusbr.bsky.social Your app really stinks. Currently trying to watch The Agency and can’t get thru the second episode because it crashes during the ads. It does this a lot on all shows but now on this episode it’s just won’t work.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Jesse Ventura just now learned the Steel Cage rules.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Why are MITB qualifying matches standard one fall matches when the MITB is a ladder match?

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I never realized Kylo Ren was in Grandmas Boy.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Where have I seen this before?

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

If the Empire hadn’t cared so much about the Death Star plans Luke never would have gotten involved. And no one else was gonna be good enough to blow up the DS.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Disney need to make some Star Wars films/series about what happened between episode 4 and episode 5. Doesn’t even have to be about Luke, Leia, and Han. It could be the remaining crew from Rebels.

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Eldest_Dad @eldest-dad.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Random thought: Bianca and Rhea should become best buds, take the tag titles and just utterly destroy any tag team put in front of them.

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