elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026my favorite music video of all time ever. 000
Reposted by elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026We've reached the open use of anti trans slurs phase by Trump. Dems haven't done shit to call out Pete Hegseth and Nancy Mace doing it so now it's become normalized. 1713001663
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026not trans, not an immigrant. fight the real enemy. 060
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026On this day 25 years ago The Brick Bible first launched. To celebrate that huge milestone, I've illustrated the first new content in 7 years with the most fan-requested Bible story ever!thebrickbible.comElisha and the BearsElisha and the Bears, illustrated in LEGO. 2 Kings 2:23-25. Part of Solomon and On — The Brick Bible by Elbe Spurling. 38522
Reposted by elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something. 203653737
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Rebuke"?? You think Trump and the unhinged GOP will change their ways after a stern talking-to? God, is there anything more Democrat than this? 4441
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i even used a similar technique for boobs :) 110
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026woah, this is a drawing i did about a year ago for a card game i created. also, i am a professional lego artist. 🤯 100
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your reminder that the Biblical penalty for adultery is death. This message paid for by the U.S. government. 052
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it doesn't help they spelled Boston wrong :/ 010
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Busting out the LEGO again for the first time in years. But what am I up to? 🤔 240
Reposted by elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if you're worried about alienating voters by going "too hard" on trans rights (whatever that means) then your messaging should be at the minimum "why the fuck are you asking me about a forced right wing culture war witch hunt? how does hurting trans people help the state/country? you're weird." 335442
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I swear all my life Republicans have grown more twisted and evil and yet they're constantly on the offensive against Democrats who are so bad at messaging that they pathetically fall into their traps every time, going after each other on trans people in goddamn sports. I am so sick of it. 0121
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'll never understand why Democrats don't trumpet this every time immigrants and transgender people come up. 020
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Make a band edible: Fleetwood Mac & Cheese 052
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The Brick Bible's latest Story of the Week is straight from the mouth of Jesus, so take heed!thebrickbible.comBetter Self-Mutilation Than HellBetter Self-Mutilation Than Hell, illustrated in LEGO. Mark 10:11. Part of The Ministry of Jesus — The Brick Bible by Elbe Spurling. 000
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Maybe? I'm trying to get myself back into LEGO building for the 25th anniversary of The Brick Bible in October. But I'll need Heavenly Mother's help if I'm going to pick up where I left off with The Brick Book of Mormon before falling into a crippling depression back in 2017. 🤷 000
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 16/08/2026POV: I'm putting "POV" in front of every post in a desperate attempt to seem relevant. 120
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 16/08/2026He made an offer on the house sight unseen. She bought the new album sound unheard. They ordered today's special taste untasted. We got in line at the petting zoo touch untouched. They refused to enter the bathroom smell unsmelled. 020
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Do you like cats? Would you like to watch a live stream of hundreds of well-cared-for kitties at a cat sanctuary in Minnesota? Can't believe this isn't yet the most popular thing on the internet. www.youtube.com/live/GATLxf5...youtube.comFurball Farm Cat Sanctuary Live StreamYouTube video by Furball Farm Cat Sanctuary 051
Reposted by elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15/10/2024Elon's literally foreign born. 922719
Reposted by elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/10/2024seems obvious to me but haven't seen anyone else bring it up yet: a big reason that the GOP is running so many anti-trans ads despite their (apparent) ineffectiveness is because the top GOP megadonor is elon musk who is obsessed with attacking trans people because he hates his own trans daughter. 432077402
Reposted by elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 12/08/2024i continue to think the united states government should reconsider doing business with a major aerospace contractor who is an unambiguous white nationalist using his social media platform to recruit and mobilize other white nationalists 921142
Reposted by elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 09/08/2024“Tim Walz wants to put TAMPONS in MEN’S ROOMS” Motherfucker you STORMED THE CAPITOL 12857111
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 04/08/2024I suffered 15 months of crippling suicidal depression and tried so many meds. The only thing that broke me out of it was Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation. Only mentioning it in case you haven't heard of it or considered it. 💙 010
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 18/07/2024Book release day! My new book Salvation: From Ancient Judaism to Christianity Without a Historical Jesus is now available to read online at elbespurling.com/salvation 250 pages, 400+ illustrations and maps 050
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 10/07/2024I'm thrilled to share with you the cover of my soon-to-be-released new book Salvation: From Ancient Judaism to Christianity Without a Historical Jesus. It distills into 250 pages my two decades of reading and analysis on the origins of two of the world's most influential faiths. 031
Reposted by elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 10/02/20241923: Hitler’s failed coup. No real consequences. No fundamental changes. 1933: Hitler takes power. I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain. 722684746
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 04/02/2024if you're not matching your hair colors to your new frames, what even are you doing 030
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 21/12/2023Happy Christmas! The classic LEGO-illustrated story of Mary, Joseph, and the baby Jesus is here! www.thebrickbibleforkids.com/christmas-st... 000
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 18/12/2023Let's count down the days to Christmas with stories of assassination attempts on US presidents illustrated in LEGO. Up first is Andrew Jackson and his nemesis Richard Lawrence!thebrickchronicle.comAssassination! Andrew JacksonThe story of the attempted assassination of president Andrew Jackson, retold in LEGO bricks. 000
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 18/11/2023thank you. it seems every couple of days i comment out write a letter to the NYT telling them exactly this. 🩵 000
Reposted by elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2023The police chief has now resigned seven weeks after I broke this story. Subscribe to The Handbasket and support my work: thehandbasket.substack.com/subscribe 14943212
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 24/09/2023always. he is always wearing eyeliner and also you are always tripping. 120
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 24/09/2023omg that's my cat. i guess apparently he moonlights as an internet celebrity scandal cat. 110
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 01/09/2023they say every time you press F12 on your computer, a cat lights a police car on fire 000
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 26/08/2023it's the last 2 weeks of my 40s. did i accomplish all i set out to do? ✅ had 14 books published ✅ publicly came out as transgender ✅ got married ✅ created a psychedelic art pop album ✅ survived 15 months of crippling suicidal depression, a global pandemic, and president fuckface so... i guess? 🤷 020
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 25/08/2023of course i had to actually get one of these on ebay. this one is female on both sides, just like me. 010
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 23/08/20237 years ago i went to TX to get breast augmentation because i found a doctor in san antonio who uses a method that makes only a 1-inch incision under each armpit. also: got an avocado margarita. 000
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 23/08/2023selfies will continue until my morale improves 010
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 23/08/2023i have a partner I've lived with for 27 years. we met online in 1996 and sent each other mix cassettes. we've kept up that tradition ever since. of the 38 mixes i've made so far, my fav is one i put together the night after she convinced me to watch Johnny Mnemonic. m.mixcloud.com/elbe-spurlin... 000
elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️ @elbespurling.bsky.social · 23/08/2023[no plot spoilers] Andor was best Star Wars. Ahsoka is ugh. Filoni is a terrible writer, and like with Lucas in the prequels, this series takes good actors and gives them a single stage direction: "OK, try the line again, but more wooden." 000
