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Erin 🎃

@elauriezehr.bsky.social
115 followers 96 following 387 posts

research project manager, book hoarder, caffeine enthusiast, wedgie_board on HMJ chat🌈

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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who could take me
Brown butter chocolate chip cookies just out of the oven on the counter. I’ve never made anything so perfect in my life
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I went to the Maryland Renaissance Fair over the weekend, why didn’t anyone tell me Joe had a booth there??
Hanging sign that says “ Half Moon” in the middle of a busy Renaissance fair
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a chilly day, I'm sitting in my office with the lights off watching the rain fall and listening to a Fall playlist in my witchy skirt.
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Peanuts: Autumn Seasons - Feels Like Fall
Alt: Peanuts: Autumn Seasons - Feels Like Fall
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh god the doctors are right, I exercised this morning and now I'm in a great mood
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I had a super soft birthday party this weekend and felt like a pretty pretty princess
Erin dressed in a rainbow pastel dress and a crown/party hat cheesing for the cameraMore cheesing in my pretty princess dress
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
hey if there are any teachers in your life please check on them, school started this week and my wife is NOT OK
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Upset Crying Cat Meme: Close-Up
ALT: Upset Crying Cat Meme: Close-Up
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've become important at work (booo) so I haven't been able to join any HMJ streams lately but just know that you're all still my best friends (no take backs)
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Conan O'Brien Peering Through a Window
Alt: photographic evidence of me getting the alerts for Joe's streams but being unable to join (AKA Conan O'Brian looking through a window)
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s apparently black cat appreciation day
My cat post sneeze always does a little blep
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It FINALLY started to rain and my headache and bad mood almost instantly dissapated. I love being a human barometer!!!
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Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head
Alt: Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
By Jenna Smith
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Did some yoga before work this morning in order to practice gratitude and mindfulness but all that zen went out the window when i opened my inbox. Turns out capitalism is the problem!!!! NOT ME!!
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Was feeling a little stuck so I went to the pool and pretended I was a dolphin 10/10 would recommend
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
what's this Leo doing heating up the color palette?
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Taking care of the sweetest doofus this week
Black goldendoodle sitting on a couch with her tongue hanging out ( her tongue is always hanging out)
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I went to Pride this weekend and the only picture I took was of this heckin’ good boi
Very friendly very large brown and white dog ( probably a Grant Dane?) with its tongue out bc its loving life. Owner next to him for scale
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I got to witness my best friend's two year old experience The Neighborhood Pool ™️ for the first time and her infectious joy at being in the water healed something in me!!! Sometimes when you experience things for the first time its scary but it's also worth it!!! Something to think about!!!!!
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Wednesday.
In case you forgot:
We live on a planet where whales sing songs that travel for miles.
Where trees can recognize their own offspring and protect them underground.
Where dolphins give each other names and where lightning can create glass in the sand.
Where horses can read human emotions.
Where rain has a smell before it even arrives and where the ocean can glow in the dark.
And where stars we see might not even exist anymore.
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Drinking this Costco cold brew freeze at 2 pm will not have horrible consequences bc I have good intentions and a pure heart
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We gave the chicks to my sister in law and she just sent us updates…LOOK AT THESE GANGLY TEENS
3-4 week old chickens in their chicken house
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I am so nervous to share with the big wide world bc the internet is a weird place but I really want to shout out my gay little chorus....our concert this weekend was livestreamed and still up on Youtube! There was a 3 pm show and a 7 pm show hence the long video :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dV...
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Common Woman Chorus Presents: Illuminate
YouTube video by Three Attic Entertainment
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
IT'S PRIDE YALL
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Hi Gay: Katya & Trixie Mattel Laughing
ALT: Hi Gay: Katya & Trixie Mattel Laughing
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We were supposed to have company today and they canceled mid-week so we stopped cleaning the house.....only for them to change their minds this morning and now I have T-4 hours to get this dump in shape! IM FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE
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Will Smith's Iconic 'NNOOOOO!!' Meme
ALT: Will Smith's Iconic 'NNOOOOO!!' Meme
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This feels right
Joe’s video glitched and the fire emote stuck to his face
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I see a cat checkpoint and I must obey, I must relinguish my most recent cat picture
Black cat snuggling on pink fuzzy blanket
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My !wife hatches chicks every other year in her classroom THEY ARE HERE! Look at my children! I love them so much
9 freshly hatched chicks in a variety of black, yellow, and speckled colors in a box full of shredded paper
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My plans tonight got cancelled, can't wait to take an edible and watch this 16 year old Super Junior video 10 times in a row youtu.be/a507jISnumU?...
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SUPER JUNIOR 슈퍼주니어 'Sorry, Sorry - Answer' MV
YouTube video by SMTOWN
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Working in my home office today instead of impersonating a rotten log with a computer on my couch and my dog is v upset about it. Does she have a very fancy and expensive dog couch all for her in the office? Does she refuse to use it? Mind your business!!!!!
Brown dog looking very sad on a white armchair
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I asked my witch friend jokingly why everything has been really hard lately and unfortunately she said that crazy things are happening astrologically that haven't happened in 50 years so.....there's that??? The planets are in the microwave apparently
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Savannah @febcupcake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A watercolor black lab puppy reading a book with its tongue sticking out. The text says, "No need be best, only good and kind."
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FEIFY'S SPOOKY BRITCHES 🔮💫 @ladyfeifei.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Strega Nona says that community care is self care 
Strega Nona cooking, making soup, talking to a friend
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Life has been hard lately but last night we got excellent sushi and I guess sometimes it's just the little things This sushi-grade salmon better fix me!!!!!!!!!
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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
HAPPY TASKMASTER PREMIERE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
image from inside Artemis II

text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Are we sure we have to do our taxes this year? Are we sure we'll still have a government in 2026? Asking for a friend who is definitely not procrastinating
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
On today's episode of healing childhood trauma: I learned how to ride a bike last week!
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat and remember the time my dog cut her ear and we had to wrap her whole head to keep from constantly opening the wound not the ~bOrE WOrMs~
Brown dog with head wrapped looking like mother theresa or a very sleek worm. She has no memory of her crimes
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I spent all weekend outside in the sunshine and now I must suffer (who needs to breathe through both nostrils???? surely as a species we're past all this breathing stuff)
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My 35 year old ass should not have danced for 4 hours straight last night but here we are ( send ibuprofen and ice packs!!!)
Erin and 4 of her friends at a dance party
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Woke up to see that Michael B Jordan won best actor and I SCREAMED, he deserves everything for that perfomance and more!
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
the Leon crop top mod in RE9 is ART and no one can take this away from me (I'm too afraid to play it so I just watch Joe's vods)
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I took today off and took a long walk along a river, 10/10 would recommend
Erin at the river in her Half Moon Joe hat
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
EVERYTHING IS FINE AND GREAT! THIS THIRD CUP OF COFFEE WILL FIX ME!!!!
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a woman in a white shirt stands in front of a mirror
Alt: a woman in a white shirt really going through it (screaming)
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Someone told me Hunting Wives was gay so I started watching but now I'm sucked into a narrative about the worst people in the world and I cannot turn it off!!!!!
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Seeing Wuthering Heights today, can't wait to be rage-baited for 2 hours straight
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Bc I'm sick I can't go to Goth Prom this evening 🥀 I must content myself with reliving past glory
Lounging in basement bars is my passion
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The day I decide that I should stop hibernating and actually start socializing, doing things, getting stuff done......I come down with a cold
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a man is crying while laying on a couch with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man is crying while laying on a couch with his eyes closed .
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
forever yelling about Bad Bunny, that was a beautiful performance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Erin 🎃 @elauriezehr.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
It's just me and my emotional support cat (and legos and Smosh channel) against the world
My  furry son posing with a Sherlock Holmes lego piece while Smosh Reads Reddit Stories is on in the background
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
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