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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 1h
Musk actually looks like Jimothy the Seattle raccoon now due to some weird hormonal regimen he's on. The statue is inaccurate.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 1h
It will always be SHOME to me.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 9h
Ugh. Another fucking Prime Minister.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Inktober Oct6 Ogre. Ogres deserve a nice holiday too!
A family of ogres in aloha shirts and crocs smiling for the camera.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The temptation is real
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think the Iranians know the guy is off his rocker.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In Good Omens, the demon Hastur says it's Italian for "food"
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Inktober "Smack". It's actually a type of fishing boat.
Ink drawing of long sailboat with triangular sales.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just blame auto correct!
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Person of Thread
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You mean pneumonic? Pneumatic is a term applied to drills.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Without his shirt, he looks like Jimothy, the Seattle raccoon.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inktober Oct 4 Cactus
Ink drawing of a bobcat sitting atop a saguaro cactus with other cacti and curious humans in the background.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There was a lab accident in Russsia where a worker was exposed to and died from "the black plague". Let me put on my medievalist hat before y'all panic and click like mad fools: Yersinia pestis is a bacterium, treatable by antibiotics. So, calm the fuck down.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apologies for not including alt text. It's a grayscale ink drawing of a medieval reliquary with Adam and Eve next to an apple tree and a gloved hand in the foreground placing a card identifying it a a miniature reliquary.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A little late on Inktober, so I combined the three prompts into one drawing: Apple, relic, miniature.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love Leslie Jones in anything she does.
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Leslie Jones: I Said It on Weekend Update
Alt: Leslie Jones: I Said It on Weekend Update
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those things look like the kind of Peeps that are still available long after Easter.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I generally listen to Latin Jazz, so what do I know?
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can't buy this kind of charisma.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ooh. Is this a rex? They have the most amazing coats.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, poop. Sorry that happened. It's a weird labor market.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, one place I lived in showed no hazard and then 5 years later, it was suddenly in a liquefaction zone. Science is a moving target, as is the terrain in Juneau, apparently.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Where's the prompt list?
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Am I the only person in the world who looked at hazard maps before buying property?
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The kid probably slipped through the bars to join his friends in the playground. They could have lifted him and pushed him back out.
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Jef Poskanzer @jef.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
HMM
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I certainly am getting rounder.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I'll bet he brought an iced coffee to his job interview.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I actually don't mind that they are taking artificial colors out of foods. I guess I'm just a weirdo.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think he could handle a brace of angry Karens demanding to speak to the manager.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gingrich is still alive?
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh. My. Fucking. God. I'm drowning in them.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, the anime fans are discussing gatekeeping. Another day on the internet!
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt meets a dirt bag.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was entertaining in a cringe kind of way.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So they're using their irresponsibility and harm as a selling point.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can someone tell me how incredibly important it is to their very livelihood that they have to use the Meta platform and not Craigslist for their yard sales? I dumped Meta ages ago. finance.yahoo.com/technology/a...
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Man says Meta's AI agent Muse shared his address, took a lowball offer and told a buyer he was home — nobody came down
'Absolutely wild,' Matt Robb wrote in a Threads post after letting Muse handle his marketplace listings for the day.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You haven't had MY tomatoes.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bay Area.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your baking and your mayor are two things that make me think I'm living in the wrong city.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Better stock your pantry, dude. Because independent truckers are going to be forced to go on hiatus.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting the term at Stanford a bit late.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Without using AI at all, I was able to get a relatively obscure image - a blueprint of a 1975 Ford pickup truck. This included the front, back , both sides, and (most importantly) from above. Fuck AI. Hooray human knowledge hoarders sharing images.
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Man Dancing in Pile Of Books
Alt: Man Dancing amidst stacks of books
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are more people dead of measles in PA than there are trans athletes in the entire country.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing will cure the fact that those glasses look insanely dorky and women in bars will dry up like the Sahara desert the minute their wearers walk in.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a Band Name Devo -> Diva
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I am very slowly working on my graphic novel in my front room, the cat will come keep me company after spending about 15 minutes yelling at me for not being in whatever room she thinks I am supposed to be in. Caturday!
Beige cat on desk looking out window. Lots of random stuff on desk in front of her.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah. I worked there for a few years. I did not bring my cats to the interview. I did, however, bring them to work once I was an employee.
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Herself @elainerichards.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Announcers thought it'd be funny to mock the husband whose wife had the kid with her as well as the takeout food. They didn't know the whole story. themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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