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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Target going all out for Latin Heritage Month.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here’s hoping this POS provides his usual kiss of death. Go Bucks! 🏈

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Doesn’t Mitch McConnell have an unqualified sister that can take over for him or something?

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

In Zootopia 2, the song “Zoo” establishes that zoos exist in this world. This raises the question…what is kept in those zoos? Is it animal prison? Do they exhibit humans there?

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

While not equaling the pain level of a Lakers or Ohio State playoff loss, that was a tough one. Still…Viva México! 🇲🇽

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will not be playing the Freedom 250 concert.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Not a Seahawks fan, but more than happy to say “Eat shit Robert Kraft”.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Watching Olympic men’s luge and seeing all these chonky dad bods, it seems I missed my calling.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

It’s crazy that if we say there’s a 50/50 chance we’ll have elections this fall, it’s not considered an exaggeration or a doomsday overreaction. Most people would probably say that sounds about right.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Taking down Christmas lights outside in shorts and a t-shirt…in January…in Colorado. Thank God global warming is a myth, otherwise I’d be worried.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Can we get some of that regime change?

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

How are the Google Fiber commercials constantly on every streaming channel?

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Holiday Hot Take: Christmas Vacation is overrated. Funny, sentimental, and enjoyable for the first 2/3s of the movie.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

It’s mid-November in Colorado and it’s almost 80 degrees. What are we doing here?

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Not to brag, but I’ve gotten really good at eating string cheese AND sliced cheese completely hands-free.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I know trump’s brain is a trash bag of used cat litter and his toddler-style attention has moved on to the next shiny object…but what happened to all the breathless “Acquiring Greenland is a MUST for American national security” talk his administration kept hammering us with?

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Charlie Kirk most definitely did NOT deserve to be shot and killed. Also, he was a POS who said “If I see a Black pilot, I'm gonna be like 'boy, I hope he is qualified.”, repeatedly told girls they should go to college only to find a husband, and espoused “The Great Replacement”. Both can be true.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

At least Dr. Spaceman was a doctor.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Impressive day of college football for us. Set up in our living room at 7am for Game Day. Watched Ohio State (Go Bucks!), Penn State (We Are!), LSU/Clemson (both coaches are giant d-bags, so whatever), and started Cal/Oregon State before realizing we’d been sitting in front of the TV for 14 hours.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I feel like if a fast food place is charging $8 for a mediocre burger, the least they can do is have those little overhangs at the drive through order box and windows for when it’s raining/snowing.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

After a long resistance, this is the year I give in. This fall is where, for the first time, I’ll indulge in everything pumpkin…pumpkin spice, pumpkin beer, even pumpkin pie.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Incredible sighting yesterday! Conan could not have been nicer. He asked for each of our names and shook everyone’s hand. I could only blabber about how much we love him. It’s true what they say about him…nice, kind, and genuine.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

I like Halloween way more than the average person, but it’s mid-June… c’mon.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Scenes from downtown Denver today. Lots of anger, optimism, clever signs, and real patriotism.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

I leave conspiracy theories to the right, but I looked up these numbers myself on Rockland County’s election results site and they check out. You can see for yourself… www.rocklandcountyny.gov/departments/...

rocklandcountyny.gov

Election Results | Rockland County, NY

Polling Place Look-up & Sample Ballots

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Media headline for Trump saying Biden is a robot: “Dems struggle to prove Joe Biden is not a robot.”

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/05/2025

Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

So the same people that say things like “Jesus is the way” and quote scripture to show what good Christians they are, also believe cruelty = strength, decency = weakness, and empathy is a symptom of wokeness run amok.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Visiting my puffy-jacket-wearing-in-87-degree-Texas-weather dad, made me realize how fortunate we are to have dual zone climate control.

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Patricio Montaño @el-pat-oh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Action figures have gotten oddly specific.

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