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El Jefe

@el-jefe79.bsky.social
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Eatin’ Tater Tots and Destroyin’ Twitter Twats! #deportelon Dem is a deep red state I’m surrounded by idiots Witty comments are my own and not a reflection of reality and probably have been stolen like classified documents

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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly! Forever the queen!
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump pissed off ranchers by annoucing his intent to flood the market with cheap ground beef. Ranchers voice opposition. I smell a multibillion dollar bailout for ranchers in 3….2….1….
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How much do you want to bet that this beef will be sold to corporations at the 25% discounted rate, while they serve it to the consumer at the inflated full price to reap massive profits?
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Might I add to your hastag, CivilForefeiture?
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is if it was an AI generated photo with the intent to conceal his actual physical state for the purpose of denying the governor the ability to appoint a successor or hold a special election
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
She is an insufferable c**t
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rigor Tortoises!!!
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The newspaper that McConnell is “holding” in that photo is in an unintelligible language. It was AI generated. Whomever put that statement out needs to be charged with election fraud/interference
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What should be raising red flags is the newspaper Mitch is holding. It’s in an unintelligible language. The photo was AI generated. Whomever was responsible for posting that statement needs to be charged with election fraud
rawstory.com
'A defining moment': Mitch McConnell's hospital statement raises red flags for analyst
Sen. Mitch McConnell's (R-KY) Sunday statement updating the public on his health raised red flags for at least one political analyst. Camila DeChalus, a CNN political reporter based in Washington, D.C...
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Thoughts and prayers! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!
apple.news
Gulf shrimpers want help from Congress as fuel costs climb — NPR
The declining number of Gulf shrimpers who are still in business are now struggling as gas prices rise and competition with cheaper imports remains high.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
When leaders are chosen for us by political parties, who effectively control the candidates running in certain districts, democracy is dead. 6/
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The guardrails on elections have been destroyed. When coupled with the disenfranchisement created by the electoral college (it renders the minority voters’ vote in each state meaningless), very few federal elections will have any meaning. 5/
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The districts in those maps will be drawn to ensure that those districts elect candidates of the party who drew the map. That will effectively render federal elections meaningless knowing that the outcome is a foregone conclusion in accordance with the maps drawn. 4/
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If you are a R living in a state with a D-controlled legislature or vice versa, the maps that will be drawn in the future will be completely partisan and intended to dilute the influence of the minority party. /3
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Those voters must confront a new reality that they will no longer have representation at the federal level. While the impact of that should not be minimized, the other effect, whether unintended or not, of SCOTUS’ decision is the minority party voters in each state will be disenfranchised as well.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
SCOTUS’ recent decision in Louisiana v. Callais just disenfranchised more people than minority voters. Yes, the brunt of this decision will be borne by minority communities whose districts are being redrawn in states with republican-controlled legislatures. 1/
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
As sad is this is, it’s Darwinism in action. The silver lining is that they are shrinking their own gene pool…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
So long as the rights if the minorities on the court arent affected (thomas, alito, and barrett)
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My rights don’t end where your faith begins…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
BREAKING: Trump evacuated from White House Correspondent Dinner after Kash Patel yells “shots, shots, shots,shots, shots, shots” to the bartender…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Leave Poor Jesse alone…he’s just angling for a position within the next trump/Venezuela administration
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Republicans are happy to abdicate their authority to preserve their personal power. Go against trump and they get primaried. Their personal greed and desire to stay in power is what allows trump to go u challenged
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I’d welcome it!
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The only upside to the invasion of Venezuela is that the drugs will not stop flowing into the United States, and Trump’s pretense for toppling its government will be shown as false and Trump will, once again, be proven the liar in chief he is
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Why can’t someone enter our country, cature tRUMP, and take him to their country?
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Dont tease me…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
AI slop
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Nice marbling!
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Expand the court or impeach anyone found to have accepted gifts from parties with business before the court
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Surprised they aren’t ordering everyone to use Wing Dings
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Surprised this administration isn’t ordering employees to use Wing Dings
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Cartainly, but the alternative is four years of obstructionist decisions stalling a Democrat agenda at every opportunity.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
His Biden book sales must be falling off so he’s coming around to new material
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Time for the next Democrat President to pack the court to negate the influence of these MAGA judges and restore all prior precedent. I’d love to watch Alito and Thomas have to sit there and watch all their decisions get overturned
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Time to pack the court to negate the influence of these MAGA judges and restore all prior precedent
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Mental decline on full display
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Mental decline on full display
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Why does it look like zombie hands trying to pull the world down?
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Just another bailout for these welfare queens
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
To the absolute surprise of no one…
stocks.apple.com
White House to announce $12 billion farmer bailout package — POLITICO
Farmers are expected to start receiving the funds in February at the earliest, according to two people with direct knowledge of the plans.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
#fuckphil
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Is she talking about Elon?
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
MAGA = Making Admirals Get Attorneys
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Can they recall Hegseth’s dumb ass to active duty and court martial him for war crimes
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Little did we know that Qanon was real…we just didnt know it was republicans who were the pedo protectors
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Obamacare turned 15 this year, so, of course, Republicans are trying to fuck it…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
But Home Depot wont because its owner is a huge republican donor
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Theyre in his head
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Did you donate a signed copy of your book on Trump’s mental decline? Oh, of course not, because you havent written that book…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
How big of a piece of shit do you have to be to claim that the swastika is not a hate symbol?
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