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El Jefe

@el-jefe79.bsky.social
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Eatin’ Tater Tots and Destroyin’ Twitter Twats! #deportelon Dem is a deep red state I’m surrounded by idiots Witty comments are my own and not a reflection of reality and probably have been stolen like classified documents

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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly! Forever the queen!
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump pissed off ranchers by annoucing his intent to flood the market with cheap ground beef. Ranchers voice opposition. I smell a multibillion dollar bailout for ranchers in 3….2….1….
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How much do you want to bet that this beef will be sold to corporations at the 25% discounted rate, while they serve it to the consumer at the inflated full price to reap massive profits?
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What should be raising red flags is the newspaper Mitch is holding. It’s in an unintelligible language. The photo was AI generated. Whomever was responsible for posting that statement needs to be charged with election fraud
rawstory.com
'A defining moment': Mitch McConnell's hospital statement raises red flags for analyst
Sen. Mitch McConnell's (R-KY) Sunday statement updating the public on his health raised red flags for at least one political analyst. Camila DeChalus, a CNN political reporter based in Washington, D.C...
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Thoughts and prayers! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!
apple.news
Gulf shrimpers want help from Congress as fuel costs climb — NPR
The declining number of Gulf shrimpers who are still in business are now struggling as gas prices rise and competition with cheaper imports remains high.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
When leaders are chosen for us by political parties, who effectively control the candidates running in certain districts, democracy is dead. 6/
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The guardrails on elections have been destroyed. When coupled with the disenfranchisement created by the electoral college (it renders the minority voters’ vote in each state meaningless), very few federal elections will have any meaning. 5/
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The districts in those maps will be drawn to ensure that those districts elect candidates of the party who drew the map. That will effectively render federal elections meaningless knowing that the outcome is a foregone conclusion in accordance with the maps drawn. 4/
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If you are a R living in a state with a D-controlled legislature or vice versa, the maps that will be drawn in the future will be completely partisan and intended to dilute the influence of the minority party. /3
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Those voters must confront a new reality that they will no longer have representation at the federal level. While the impact of that should not be minimized, the other effect, whether unintended or not, of SCOTUS’ decision is the minority party voters in each state will be disenfranchised as well.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
SCOTUS’ recent decision in Louisiana v. Callais just disenfranchised more people than minority voters. Yes, the brunt of this decision will be borne by minority communities whose districts are being redrawn in states with republican-controlled legislatures. 1/
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My rights don’t end where your faith begins…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
BREAKING: Trump evacuated from White House Correspondent Dinner after Kash Patel yells “shots, shots, shots,shots, shots, shots” to the bartender…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The only upside to the invasion of Venezuela is that the drugs will not stop flowing into the United States, and Trump’s pretense for toppling its government will be shown as false and Trump will, once again, be proven the liar in chief he is
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Why can’t someone enter our country, cature tRUMP, and take him to their country?
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
To the absolute surprise of no one…
stocks.apple.com
White House to announce $12 billion farmer bailout package — POLITICO
Farmers are expected to start receiving the funds in February at the earliest, according to two people with direct knowledge of the plans.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Little did we know that Qanon was real…we just didnt know it was republicans who were the pedo protectors
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Obamacare turned 15 this year, so, of course, Republicans are trying to fuck it…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
How big of a piece of shit do you have to be to claim that the swastika is not a hate symbol?
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Even Faux News employees know what they produce is utter bullshit. #foxnews
apple.news
Fox News employees expressed concerns network was intentionally aiding Trump, legal filings reveal — Guardian US
Survey responses cited in $2.7bn defamation lawsuit filed against Fox by voting technology company Smartmatic
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Why? With all the vial shit the right has said, why are we concerned about this?
apple.news
Virginia’s Democratic nominee for attorney general facing pressure over resurfaced text messages — CNN
Virginia’s Democratic candidate for attorney general Jay Jones is facing widespread criticism for text messages he sent in 2022 suggesting a colleague should be shot.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Imagine if Biden struggled to say the name of a common, household medicine and needed assistance from someone off-screen on how to pronounce it. The right would lose their collective shit, but this asshat gets a free pass…
reddit.com
From the videos community on Reddit: Trump struggles to pronounce the word 'acetaminophen': "Asceda — well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem — enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"
Explore this post and more from the videos community
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
We’re all f—ked!!!
apple.news
Trump rails against Tylenol but autism claims not supported by science — Guardian US
President’s announcement latest move in campaign that seeks to valorize the ‘natural’ – often at women’s expense
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
But if a conservative doesn’t want to bake a cake for a gay couple…
apple.news
Bondi threatens charges over Office Depot employee who wouldn't print Charlie Kirk flyers — The Hill
Attorney General Pam Bondi on Monday said the Justice Department was investigating an incident involving a Michigan Office Depot employee who refused to print flyers advertising a vigil for conservati...
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Hahahahahaha
apple.news
Former CEO of Christian nonprofit pleads guilty to possessing child pornography — USA TODAY
Jason Yates, former CEO of Christian faith-based nonprofit My Faith Votes, pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Protecting powerful people instead of child sex abuse victims is disgusting! Like if you agree!!!
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Happy National Orange Chicken Day! Or, Trump Day as I like to call it
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
What’s next? WWE match in the ballroom? Has there ever been a more white trash president?
espn.com
Trump wants UFC fight on White House grounds
President Donald Trump says he is thinking of staging a UFC match on the White House grounds with upward of 20,000 spectators to celebrate 250 years of American independence.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Dont believe the House Republicans who claim that they oppose the Big Bullshit Bill. They will cave in just like they have time and time again due to their fealty to Trump. #RACO
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Wonder if Bondi will brand this domestic terrorism?
apple.news
Minnesota Rep. Hortman, husband killed in politically motivated shootings — CBS News
Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed, and state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife were wounded following politically motivated shootings overnight, Gov. Tim Walz said Saturday...
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This is MAGA
apple.news
Minnesota Rep. Hortman, husband killed in politically motivated shootings — CBS News
Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed, and state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife were wounded following politically motivated shootings overnight, Gov. Tim Walz said Saturday...
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Think of all the poor MAGAts who rushed out to buy a Telsa and now are stuck with a POS built by a POS
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Is this what supporting the police looks like?
apple.news
Ashli Babbitt's family to receive $5 million in settlement with Trump admin: Sources — ABC News
Babbitt was killed during the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If this was an act by a right wing org wonder if AG Bondi will consider this domestic terrorism? 🤔
apple.news
One person dead and five injured after car explodes near IVF facility in Palm Springs — Guardian US
Police say explosion outside American Reproductive Centers fertility clinic was ‘an intentional act of violence’
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Can someone please explain this? GDP contracts, market goes up. Jobless claims increase more than expected, market goes up. What am I missing?
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Perhaps the next democratic administration should revoke the tax exempt status of churches who do the same…
apple.news
Trump threatens to remove Harvard’s tax-exempt status — POLITICO
The proposal follows the Ivy League school’s decision to defy a list of demands from the White House.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
He backed down like the bitch he is
apple.news
Trump pauses plans to hike US tariffs on most countries except China — Guardian US
Trump says he will raise US tariffs on Chinese exports to 125% and unveils 90-day pause for other countries
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Que T’s tariff reversal in 3…2…1…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Welfare queen whines when welfare (to hire foreign workers) is taken away by the person she voted for…womp womp!
apple.news
She hoped Trump would revive her farm. Now she worries his policies could bankrupt it. — NBC News
Rebecca Carlson planned to use a USDA grant to hire overseas workers for her cherry harvest. A funding freeze has left her in debt and unsure whether she can hire the workers.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
It’s rich when anyone in this “ F—k Your Feelings” administration is offended by something someone else states…
apple.news
Ratcliffe says Democrat's question about Hegseth's drinking was 'offensive' — NBC News
CIA Dir. John Ratcliffe clashed with Rep. Jimmy Gomez, D-Calif., at a House hearing after he was asked if Defense Secy. Pete Hegseth had been drinking when he messaged a Signal chat about military str...
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
There’s always a tweet…
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Domestic terrorism charge for this POS? Not likely…
apple.news
Man arrested for driving car into protesters at Tesla dealership: Police — ABC News
Tesla dealerships have faced attacks since Elon Musk began his White House role.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Incompetent DEI (Donald Employing Imbeciles) hire!!!
apple.news
Leavitt’s Briefing Blunder Accidentally Undoes Key Trump Policy, Sparks Mockery Online — HuffPost
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Jessie Martines 2026 @standas1.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Especially in the south
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
But is silent about state media Faux Noise…the next admin needs to come out this strong against all right wing media. Threaten them, exclude them from press briefings, etc.
apple.news
Trump sharpens attacks on US media and says their actions are illegal — Guardian US
President focused on CNN and MSNBC, which he accused of corruption and being in league with the Democratic party
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
But but but Trans people…
apple.news
Texas megachurch founder Robert Morris indicted on charges of lewd acts with minor — USA TODAY
Robert Morris, who was once a spiritual adviser to President Trump, resigned in June after admitting to
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
And the next democrat president should immediately pardon these political prisoners
apple.news
Trump says he will label violence against Tesla dealers domestic terrorism – video — Guardian US
The president told the press he would be buying a red Model S, though he added he would not be allowed to test-drive it
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
If you listen really closely, you can hear Bezos gagging on T’s dick….
nbcnews.com
Amazon to begin streaming Trump’s ‘The Apprentice’
Amazon has announced it will begin streaming “The Apprentice“ — the reality TV show famous for boosting Trump’s profile — on its Prime Video service on Monday.
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El Jefe @el-jefe79.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
We’re not okay with veterans suicide hotlines but I guess were good with this…
apple.news
Trump Golf Weekends’ Cost To Taxpayers Hits $18.2 Million — HuffPost
Donald Trump has played golf at his own courses in Florida on six of the seven weekends since his second term began.
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