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Grumpo

@el-grumpo.bsky.social
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Grumpy artist, Ohio cryptid, and weird Buick enjoyer. Photographs bugs and cars, draws furry goobers, and talks super robot anime.

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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 11h
This is less a commentary on the designs themselves (though I was never a fan of the 300-style fascia, the others are fine!) and more just me going "huh neat"
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 11h
You ever think of how the Chrysler Pacifica has had 3 designs with the first representing a then-new design direction with the 200, then the first redesign representing an older design of the 300, and the most recent redesign being both the only Chrysler AND likely signaling FUTURE design direction?
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 17h
Reading is hard please dub my posts
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 18h
AT LEAST INCLUDE SWATCHES ; A ;
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 20h
This is where I'm glad my family is technologically inept as hell. I just had to block their phone number. Sorry you're going through some similar shit and it's not as simple, but I hope you figure it out. Stay firm in your boundaries and decision- they want you to falter so they keep control
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 21h
I 'unno I've been doing a pretty good job of it
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 21h
Shit we left him in the sun for too long
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nothing a little marker won't fix *SOVIET FANFARE*
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Giving off "unrequited rival vibes" "FIGHT ME D:<" "-do I know you ._. "
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A trustworthy face if I've ever seen one
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*NEXT MAURY*
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stop being a charming little Redwall critter and go make friends buster >:I (I have no room to judge frankly.)
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The baby
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gotta take time to figure out this year's costumes for these two. I've got a few ideas but just need to find the energy to put it out there. In the meantime, here's past costumes!
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I lied, we're going to Arby's >:D
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jokes on you, I'm table proof!
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm pretty sure its meant for display purposes (I know mine is in middle-finger mode in my curio shelf most days lmao) but still, useful!
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Everyone's talking about "omg artists use reference" but I refuse to cross-post X bullshit SO Did you know Ikea sells really nice hand mannequins for like $20? (Did you know I don't use mine enough :| ) www.ikea.com/ca/en/p/hand...
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HANDSKALAD decoration, hand, natural
HANDSKALAD decoration, hand, natural
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stimky
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stinky coffee
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy shit went to the store to escape more music and someone there had a speaker in their cart blaring angry rap music. Is the universe punishing me for hating music or something
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I fucking hate my neighbors so much. I was gonna move last year before losing my job(s). I'm so tired of loud music and weed smoke and loud arguments.
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Decided I was gonna SLEEP. Did all my errands yesterday, gave Maya more than enough food for the night, closed my bedroom door, turned on noise machine and got COMFY with fresh bedding Then upstairs neighbor decided to play HOURS OF BILLY JOEL FULL BLAST. It pierced my dreams then woke me up early
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It feels like they really want it to be this Big Thing instead of just leaving it with two good series, when that ship has probably sailed anyhow.
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"-once browned" ITS ALL BROWN
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have all the fixins to make curry from scratch (I got so much produce from a food pantry) but none of the energy. Can someone be my wife-or-mom and cut all these veggies for me ; H ; (I don't trust myself with a knife or making a roux at these tiredness levels)
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
According to the internet this happens in Gears of War E Day
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got greedy with the sugar water, but it's okay we're taking notes "for science"
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also good lord imagine how glitchy a vibe coded Sonic remake/recomp/whatever would be.
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Inversely I've had people be openly confused and disappointed my bird girl doesn't have boobs :I though instead of "birds don't have boobs, silly" I'm just like "some women don't really have much there, silly" (:3c
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wanna make a Build Engine joke but I'm too tired so just pretend I made one and it's funny.
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's not a very Strong Agreement though
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Inexplicably stuck in a Wild Coil (move past it)
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait until he finishes dating the signature
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've officially hit total exhaustion with everything ngl
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Here's what it'd be like if my OC's grew up in the sundown town I grew up in! *they're happily moving away*
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I was trying to do Donnie Darko but they laughed at me ; n ;"
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dox after anesthesia
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Zero on the ride home after X4
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*no-sells it for seven pages, then goes back to bed so as not to hurt people*
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would import a ute if I could (I simply don't have room or money :< )
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was so taken in by all the FLOOF that it took me a sec to go "-oh and there's bosoms too!" lmao
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Splash
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oops sorry you're actually gramma from the Old Country
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's random pleas for help from (allegeldly) endangered families for me :I
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God I'm so fucking out of it mentally I dumped parmesan into my drink instead of my pizza. I don't suggest a parm Coke
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ohohoh, no, patented Grumpo-burgers! Old family recipe!
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"and for the ladies: hairy!"
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Grumpo @el-grumpo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, such cuties! I love the detail of their pollen baskets, such hard working ladies
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