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ekprince

@ekprince.bsky.social
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You are gonna get a lot of nonsense. Sometimes, I wish Nimue would put me in a crystal cave. My takes are lukewarm at best.

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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If I were the heroine in a fantasy/romantasy novel, do you think they’d say, “She had eyes the color of opaque lake water”​
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I found a Danger Mouse t-shirt at the thrift store and I’m fully prepared to be insufferable about it. #crumbs
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gen Z’s not very good with socks. #musing
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Should I add “staring into the void” to my calendar so I can feel like I’ve accomplished something?
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My child says I’m not a musician. Sir.
windupfunnyaction.bandcamp.com
Duck On Bike, by Wind-Up Funny Action
16 track album
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm not loving Dungeon Crawler Carl...am I okay?
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The other day someone said she didn't recognize me because I was wearing a hat. Um, ma'am. IYKYK
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Listening to Don McClean and hurting my own feelings.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
More mysterious than the Hulk Pants Conundrum: I hate both ranch and Doritos, yet I will put a hurt on a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Not sure if it’s giving Roman Holiday or Papillon.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I said to a board member today, "I span the genres." She'll never know. #mightyboosh
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry (Not the Doctor Who news I deserve for my birthday)
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You want to hurt your own feelings? John Denver doesn't miss. Anyway, I'll be 51 tomorrow.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Here me out: daytime karaoke.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nice to know I can quote a film I saw once when I was 13 for my 13 year old. #lipsandassholes
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Is there anything more humbling than asking your husband to pull a tick out of your lower back like a poison-carrying tramp stamp?
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When I tell you The Everlasting by @alixeharrow.bsky.social rewrote my DNA… (This is gonna be rad when it heals)
Tattoo of a bone broad sword with a hilt of mother, maiden, Crone, surrounded by Texas blue bonnet, and a yew branch
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm calling it: we’re having Depression Girl Summer. Y’all better be out here looking like John Malkovich has moved into your house to make brooms so you can save the farm, or what are we even doing here? Or, Natty Gann.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Maybe the point of listening to Jason Isbell, as if someone is paying me to do it, is so my soul can get scraped so raw it's available for new paint.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Still thinking about that Chad who thought he could get with this. Also, I voted.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’ve stumbled upon Tombstone Tok. Who wants to hear about how Doc Holiday was a dentist from Baltimore, and his girlfriend was a Hungarian called something like Hatchetface?
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My Waltito is planning a sleepover with his friends to watch Monty Python. 😭😭 It’s a canon event.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Me walks in the door: “WALTER DOESN’T HAVE MANNERS! HE JUST FARTED IN MY FACE!!” “IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR PUTTING YOUR FACE IN MY FART!” #scene
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Let them say of me: she was charmingly arrogant
Bathroom selfie of a woman in a blue flannel and blue striped pants
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Do suburban republican men know they dress like lesbians?
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Embrace your inner special ed teacher
Woman in mauve sweatshirt, floral skirt, silly socks, big black shoes
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If my "80's New Wave and Synth-pop Anthems" playlist devolving into showtunes is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Sometimes the algorithm knows me better than I know myself.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
“Now, are you supposed to be The Doctor?” Yes. (Inner monologue: fuck you man. #nerdbrosarestibros)
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Got my Dio. And, breakfast candy, and every joint braced. Let's go, Tuesday.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Who's got a good alternative to a Kindle that works with Libby? Because I ain't buying a new Kindle, as there is nothing wrong with mine, but I will spend my money on something else just out of spite. Because that's who I am.
media.tenor.com
a woman says " all i want is vengeance " in front of a toilet
ALT: a woman says " all i want is vengeance " in front of a toilet
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Gun incident at my kid's school this morning (everyone is safe, and it was a non-emergency), but I do want to thank the very brave Ohio legislators for protecting our kids by banning...*checks notes* cell phones and drag.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
No less than two people who are completely unrelated and have never met have told me today that I look like Diane Keaton. I'm sending this from the grave because I'm dead. I have evolved into my final form.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
After losing all of my Word files overnight, my Word editor decided I was French. Quel dommage! I had a cupcake, though, so that ought to balance things out. *shakes first in the air in french*
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I have my window open; my office mate is running a heater. #makingitworkinohioinmarch
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
“Why are your eyes orange and green. It makes you look evil.” -My son
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Be the kind of person who gets shared Bigfoot sightings in your old hometown info.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Has anyone ever won a $100 visa card for filling out a survey?
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Also, I chased my breakfast candy with a glazed donut so...
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Look, I love Irish rebel songs probably more than most, but my dudes, women exist.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
About to display The Glow
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Me: Did you have enough protein today? Rory: I don’t need a hot cocoa. #scene
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Howard would know how bad my head was hurting today and bring me a Coke. Grief is weird and long-lasting.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@rhymedwithboth.bsky.social, it is time. #JCS
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Are you ever out here just living your life and then start thinking about what a dick Lord Byron was?
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
When people defend Trump and all the people in power involved with Epstein, when they do nothing, this is who they’re talking to.
Picture of 12 year old girl holding up a peace sign
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Hey, I made you a playlist. tidal.com/playlist/0a3...
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
PSA: If you live anywhere that had a warm-up yesterday, know that I saw Jesus in the parking lot while trying to get out of my car this morning.
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If watching The Muppet Show and weeping is wrong my inner child doesn't want to be right.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
imagine looking at this moment of renewed outrage against mega-rich predators and thinking yeah, it's a good time for me, a mega-rich predator, to launch my comeback
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