ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If I were the heroine in a fantasy/romantasy novel, do you think they’d say, “She had eyes the color of opaque lake water” 021
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I found a Danger Mouse t-shirt at the thrift store and I’m fully prepared to be insufferable about it. #crumbs 020
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Should I add “staring into the void” to my calendar so I can feel like I’ve accomplished something? 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My child says I’m not a musician. Sir.windupfunnyaction.bandcamp.comDuck On Bike, by Wind-Up Funny Action16 track album 001
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The other day someone said she didn't recognize me because I was wearing a hat. Um, ma'am. IYKYK 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 14/06/2026More mysterious than the Hulk Pants Conundrum: I hate both ranch and Doritos, yet I will put a hurt on a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I said to a board member today, "I span the genres." She'll never know. #mightyboosh 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry Don’t cry (Not the Doctor Who news I deserve for my birthday) 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 10/06/2026You want to hurt your own feelings? John Denver doesn't miss. Anyway, I'll be 51 tomorrow. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Nice to know I can quote a film I saw once when I was 13 for my 13 year old. #lipsandassholes 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Is there anything more humbling than asking your husband to pull a tick out of your lower back like a poison-carrying tramp stamp? 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 22/05/2026When I tell you The Everlasting by @alixeharrow.bsky.social rewrote my DNA… (This is gonna be rad when it heals) 130
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I'm calling it: we’re having Depression Girl Summer. Y’all better be out here looking like John Malkovich has moved into your house to make brooms so you can save the farm, or what are we even doing here? Or, Natty Gann. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Maybe the point of listening to Jason Isbell, as if someone is paying me to do it, is so my soul can get scraped so raw it's available for new paint. 010
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Still thinking about that Chad who thought he could get with this. Also, I voted. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I’ve stumbled upon Tombstone Tok. Who wants to hear about how Doc Holiday was a dentist from Baltimore, and his girlfriend was a Hungarian called something like Hatchetface? 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 01/05/2026My Waltito is planning a sleepover with his friends to watch Monty Python. 😭😭 It’s a canon event. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Me walks in the door: “WALTER DOESN’T HAVE MANNERS! HE JUST FARTED IN MY FACE!!” “IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR PUTTING YOUR FACE IN MY FART!” #scene 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Do suburban republican men know they dress like lesbians? 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 20/04/2026If my "80's New Wave and Synth-pop Anthems" playlist devolving into showtunes is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Sometimes the algorithm knows me better than I know myself. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 18/04/2026“Now, are you supposed to be The Doctor?” Yes. (Inner monologue: fuck you man. #nerdbrosarestibros) 010
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Got my Dio. And, breakfast candy, and every joint braced. Let's go, Tuesday. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Who's got a good alternative to a Kindle that works with Libby? Because I ain't buying a new Kindle, as there is nothing wrong with mine, but I will spend my money on something else just out of spite. Because that's who I am.media.tenor.coma woman says " all i want is vengeance " in front of a toiletALT: a woman says " all i want is vengeance " in front of a toilet 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Gun incident at my kid's school this morning (everyone is safe, and it was a non-emergency), but I do want to thank the very brave Ohio legislators for protecting our kids by banning...*checks notes* cell phones and drag. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 26/03/2026No less than two people who are completely unrelated and have never met have told me today that I look like Diane Keaton. I'm sending this from the grave because I'm dead. I have evolved into my final form. 010
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 24/03/2026After losing all of my Word files overnight, my Word editor decided I was French. Quel dommage! I had a cupcake, though, so that ought to balance things out. *shakes first in the air in french* 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I have my window open; my office mate is running a heater. #makingitworkinohioinmarch 000
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ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 13/03/2026“Why are your eyes orange and green. It makes you look evil.” -My son 001
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Be the kind of person who gets shared Bigfoot sightings in your old hometown info. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Has anyone ever won a $100 visa card for filling out a survey? 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Also, I chased my breakfast candy with a glazed donut so... 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Look, I love Irish rebel songs probably more than most, but my dudes, women exist. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Me: Did you have enough protein today? Rory: I don’t need a hot cocoa. #scene 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Howard would know how bad my head was hurting today and bring me a Coke. Grief is weird and long-lasting. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Are you ever out here just living your life and then start thinking about what a dick Lord Byron was? 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 12/02/2026When people defend Trump and all the people in power involved with Epstein, when they do nothing, this is who they’re talking to. 010
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 11/02/2026PSA: If you live anywhere that had a warm-up yesterday, know that I saw Jesus in the parking lot while trying to get out of my car this morning. 000
ekprince @ekprince.bsky.social · 06/02/2026If watching The Muppet Show and weeping is wrong my inner child doesn't want to be right. 000
Reposted by ekprincealix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 02/02/2026imagine looking at this moment of renewed outrage against mega-rich predators and thinking yeah, it's a good time for me, a mega-rich predator, to launch my comeback 321332