Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dammit I love Scotland.static.klipy.comAgnes Hugs Unicorn in Despicable MeALT: Agnes Hugs Unicorn in Despicable Me 001
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Back in Scotland. Might fake my death and never come back. 110
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have a paper to give at Cambridge today but London won’t buy itself so I guess I don’t know how today will go. 220
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Do I title my upcoming conference paper “Be Humble, Sit Down”? 110
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Finally watching Paddington 2 and “Exit bear, pursued by a man” is a top notch joke. No notes. 110
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Y’all do realize that if this was something the Democrats were doing every Republican and several media outlets would be describing this an attempt to cover up blatant child trafficking, right? 100
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“She showed her gums when she smiled.” —Vladimir Nabokov 000
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I don’t know, maybe I’m just insecure, but I’d feel pretty impotent if I chose to have AI do literally any writing for me. I care too much about the stuff I write, even though the writing and me aren’t two of the same thing. And sometimes it’s shit, but that’s shit I wrote. 040
Reposted by Erik Eklundjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026anyway, i'd say that the most *useful* coursework i did in college was all in the religious studies department 85107249
Reposted by Erik Eklundjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026i both think that students in the US should get literary instruction in the Bible (basically the equivalent of an intro religious studies course) and that doing so would be so controversial that it isn't worth the effort 2522639195
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 19/08/2026There’s this very short essay, I don’t know if anyone has ever heard of it, it’s called “The Death of the Author,” by this unknown French dude, Roland Barthes, that demonstrates quite beautifully just how much this guy has no idea what he’s writing or thinking. 010
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Guys I just heard fireworks and you wouldn’t believe the dark thought I just had but alas no 000
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sometimes I think about submitting a paper to ETS called “Reading Aratus as Christian Scripture” as a bit. I think it’d be fun. 000
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I have past high school students from over ten years ago still text me about me assigning Nabokov’s “Signs and Symbols.” 100
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Well, I know how I’m concluding my paper on Nabokov and Marías, and dammit it’s a bummer: “We tell ourselves lies in order to keep going.” 020
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 03/08/2026@jonathanrheaps.bsky.social evil is always stupid 110
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Dammit I love Portland. As a Tacoma boy I think my allegiance is in the right place. 210
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Not quite the same thing, but also women translators! Anyone who has read Marías and so many other contemporary Spanish authors in English translation owe an immense debt of gratitude to Esther Allen and Margaret Jull Costa. 041
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 01/08/2026John F. K. Donne: Ask not for whom the bell tolls, but for whom you might toll the bell. 000
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Guys I got new sneakers, a collab between 3sixteen and Saucony, in the most garish color ever and I think I’m obsessed. LIME. 120
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Thinking about that time I went to a literature conference, gave a paper at a religion and literature panel, after which we all went out to dinner and drinks, and some people got judgy over me and another senior scholar saying things like shit and fuck and talking about whisky. 030
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Laughing to myself about one of my PhD supervisor’s notion of a good holiday. We were on the shores of Lake Geneva three summers ago and she complained about the weather: mid-70s and sunny. Now she’s heading to the Shetlands, where the high is 57 and this week’s weather is wind and rain. 010
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This is a great way of putting it. I think a lot of us have our own weird little guys we can’t not bring up despite them not being the subject at hand. Typically, Borges is my weird little guy. Right now, in an article on Nabokov’s Pnin, it’s Javier Marías. 230
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Makeshift Bee’s Knees tonight. 2 oz Johnnie Red. Few dashes plum bitters. Homemade chamomile-lemon tea, honey, and ginger simple syrup. Floral and earthy. 110
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Guys this paper is getting so depressing I’m having so much fun. 110
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Began today drafting my paper on pacts of forgetting in Nabokov and Marías for the upcoming International Society for Religion, Literature and Culture conference. Paragraph two is entirely on Borges. Why do I always do this? I always do this. 220
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Walking around Whole Foods while hungry I feel like a recently divorced man walking through Amsterdam. Everything looks good but I’m sure it’s all bad for me. 000
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 16/07/2026y’all I’ve said it for years if you don’t go to taco bell you’ll be fine this is universal wisdom 000
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 16/07/2026So I guess we have to call it The New York now. The Queens sounds weird but okay I’ll add the “the.” Y’all do y’all. 000
Reposted by Erik EklundAnne M. Carpenter @catholickungfu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026me, reading Beloved: … my brain, with its capacity to relate facts to other facts: “the clearing? Heidegger uses this word.” me: “it’s definitely not that.” (later) my brain: “ooh! clearing! Heidegger!” me: “no. it’s a clearing in a forest in a fiction book.” my brain: “LICHTUNG.” 1201
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Borges v Cervantes and Flaubert v Shakespeare LFG 010
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 15/07/2026REMEMBER. YOUR. BAPTISM.static.klipy.comElmo Surrounded by Intense FireALT: Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire 130
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Okay so Cervantes is the first or second best writer in the world, and Flaubert is the third or fourth best writer. Soon we will know where stand Borges and Shakespeare. 010
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I spend a lot of time in Nabokov, Borges, and Flaubert, after them Marías, but only when I return to Shakespeare do I understand what Borges meant when he said that the library of Alexandria must sometimes be burned. 120
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Guys a human being wrote Macbeth like what the fuck 130
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Had a chat with my high school English teacher and we agree that people who like film think the Coen Bros’ Macbeth is better. People who like Shakespeare know that Kurzel’s Macbeth not only is the best but is actually good. 300
Reposted by Erik Eklundem dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 10/07/2026That feeling when I can finally post an image I saved a year and a half ago 9591161
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comGrinch's Angry Face TransformationALT: Grinch's Angry Face Transformation 010
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Let’s be real the big question for Balogun right now is whether he is willing to take on all the absolutely justified hate (not the acts of hate, mind you) he will get not only now but for years to come by allowing himself to become Trump’s poster boy. 000
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 06/07/2026What absolute and utter bullshit from UMSNT coach. 010
Erik Eklund @eklundsays.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Oh Jude Bellingham is English? I bet he can’t name one of the three witches from Macbeth. 000