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Emily Jones

@ejreports.bsky.social
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Climate reporter at WABE and Grist, mostly posting about pop culture, my dog, and cycling.

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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sharing some top-level Phillies analysis with my dad, as you do
A text exchange with Dad suggesting the Phils should stop giving up runs and score more runs. Dad replies this is like Mattingly saying they need to play better baseball. In other words I could be manager
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
VERY MAJOR Olympic fashion update: Haiti takes the gold
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
WAIT wait wait ok so US athletes also get a Nike haul (we are doing too much) and it's mostly just puffer jackets and this one cool embroidered eagle (left) and then also, well...
A white sweatshirt featuring an embroidered eagleA long skirt featuring a...photo of a soaring bald eagle? Also a matching fleece
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Addendum because I complimented Canada's outfits: my Canadian pals are nor especially enamored of these black maple leaf jerseys and they're not wrong...
Team Canada hockey jersey in red with a black maple leafMore team Canada hockey jerseys
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
However, in fairness, the US athletes also got a bunch of stuff from Skims that is literally the dumbest lowest effort thing I've ever seen. Based on athlete haul videos there's like twice what you can see here and it's all just...this
Skims for Team USA post featuring extremely boring and plain loungewear that just says "Team USA" with flagsMore boring skims Team USA pjsEven more pjs even more boring
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Finally on this one topic I am forced to quietly chant USA! USA! Ralph Lauren, who should never be allowed to force summer Olympians into polo shirts ever again, knocked it out of the park for the winter.
US Olympians in their Polo Ralph Lauren Olympic outfitsAn excellent Ralph Lauren fair isle sweater with an American flag for the Olympic team
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Great Britain fell victim to (chose) the Adidas route so most of their stuff is an admittedly nice blue shade of the same apparel half a dozen other countries have. But check out these sweaters!
British Olympic sweaters with a Union Jack motif running down the middle
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
France is saddled with these BIZARRE zip collar things on a lot of their shirts but they also have this tricolore tie dye mountain motif that is very very cool
French Olympic apparel featuring a snowboard with the cool mountain tie dye patternFrench Olympic outfits, some of which are cool and some of which have regrettable collars
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Finland has this extremely rad digital ombre thing going on
Finland's Olympic parkasFinland's Olympic sweaters
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
To stop being negative for a sec, some ARE great. Canada has some cool burgundy patterns going on and I like the maple leaf puffer jacket thing and the red and white flecked sweater
Team Canada's Olympics looksMore Team Canada apparel
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Some of Brazil's gear is also Moncler which is fancy and less hideous than the Adidas stuff but it's still...solid white parkas. (The racing suits are admittedly cool)
Moncler winter jacket for Team BrazilMoncler ski racing suit for Team Brazil
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Imagine being Brazil with a homegrown company that makes skiwear like this and instead Adidas makes you clothes identical to every other country in this dark teal that's nowhere near your flag's colors
A FarmRio Instagram photo of a model in bright, colorful skiwear in a tropical motifScreenshot from a video of Brazil's boring Olympic apparel, showing black pants with a muted green jacket underneathCloseup of the Brazil Olympic apparel from Time Brasil's Instagram showing the dark teal color that's used for most of it
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I have convinced Instagram to show me almost exclusively Olympic athlete official apparel haul videos and y'all WHAT are 90% of these countries doing. Adidas did like half of them and fully pulled a
The Bring It On choreographer who sold the same routine to every team
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Yes obviously I have compiled a list of Cortina films.
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This movie also makes the truly inspired choice of a biathlete henchman/assassin
The sinister biathlete assassin
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Pre-Olympics PSA: For Your Eyes Only is partially set (and filmed) at Cortina D'Ampezzo. While it's a thoroughly middling Bond, it makes excellent, unusually extensive use of the Olympic facilities there! And it's currently on Netflix.
Roger Moore as James Bond and the annoying figure skater character Bibi sporting ski gear in For Your Eyes Only
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Margot Robbie as Barbie in the Barbie movie wearing a big pink gingham hat and saying "Hi Barbie!"
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
We find ourselves with stewardship of a stray dog for the night. Our dog NOT PLEASED. Here is our guest, a very sweet boy who has had a very rough time.
A shaggy muppet of a little white and gray dog, photographed in profile under the golden glow of a streetlight
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Sleepy dog tax
Otto the dachshund is very much asleep on his side, one little paw tucked up, thoroughly exhausted from the strain of watching his humans work in the yard yesterday
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
The remorseless face of a dog who crashed a radio interview. Fortunately it was a pre-tape.
Otto the dachshund lies on the corner of a white bedsheet, looking relaxed and comfortable and not remotely guilty for wailing outside the door while his mom recorded a radio interview
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Did some necessary yard demolition today. I fear it wasn't a great day for this gentleman.
A dark toad sits looking grumpy (as toads do) in the corner of some deck framing on the ground. A white room is growing next to him
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
He lives such a hard life
Otto the dachshund is curled up on a fuzzy green blanket, his eyes open but not for much longer
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Otto is very committed to his nap.
Otto the red-brown dachshund curled up I'm a tiny ball, his nose tucked under his paws and his ear flopped over his eye
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Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Anyway here is my dog, please enjoy him
Otto the dachshund is lying on his side, asleep on a green and white blanket
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