Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Sharing some top-level Phillies analysis with my dad, as you do 020
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 05/02/2026VERY MAJOR Olympic fashion update: Haiti takes the gold 120
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026WAIT wait wait ok so US athletes also get a Nike haul (we are doing too much) and it's mostly just puffer jackets and this one cool embroidered eagle (left) and then also, well... 200
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Addendum because I complimented Canada's outfits: my Canadian pals are nor especially enamored of these black maple leaf jerseys and they're not wrong... 200
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026However, in fairness, the US athletes also got a bunch of stuff from Skims that is literally the dumbest lowest effort thing I've ever seen. Based on athlete haul videos there's like twice what you can see here and it's all just...this 100
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Finally on this one topic I am forced to quietly chant USA! USA! Ralph Lauren, who should never be allowed to force summer Olympians into polo shirts ever again, knocked it out of the park for the winter. 100
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Great Britain fell victim to (chose) the Adidas route so most of their stuff is an admittedly nice blue shade of the same apparel half a dozen other countries have. But check out these sweaters! 110
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026France is saddled with these BIZARRE zip collar things on a lot of their shirts but they also have this tricolore tie dye mountain motif that is very very cool 100
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Finland has this extremely rad digital ombre thing going on 110
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026To stop being negative for a sec, some ARE great. Canada has some cool burgundy patterns going on and I like the maple leaf puffer jacket thing and the red and white flecked sweater 100
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Some of Brazil's gear is also Moncler which is fancy and less hideous than the Adidas stuff but it's still...solid white parkas. (The racing suits are admittedly cool) 100
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Imagine being Brazil with a homegrown company that makes skiwear like this and instead Adidas makes you clothes identical to every other country in this dark teal that's nowhere near your flag's colors 120
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I have convinced Instagram to show me almost exclusively Olympic athlete official apparel haul videos and y'all WHAT are 90% of these countries doing. Adidas did like half of them and fully pulled a 130
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Yes obviously I have compiled a list of Cortina films. 000
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 31/01/2026This movie also makes the truly inspired choice of a biathlete henchman/assassin 200
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Pre-Olympics PSA: For Your Eyes Only is partially set (and filmed) at Cortina D'Ampezzo. While it's a thoroughly middling Bond, it makes excellent, unusually extensive use of the Olympic facilities there! And it's currently on Netflix. 110
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 02/08/2023We find ourselves with stewardship of a stray dog for the night. Our dog NOT PLEASED. Here is our guest, a very sweet boy who has had a very rough time. 110
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 31/07/2023The remorseless face of a dog who crashed a radio interview. Fortunately it was a pre-tape. 010
Emily Jones @ejreports.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Did some necessary yard demolition today. I fear it wasn't a great day for this gentleman. 000