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@ejohnschmidt.bsky.social
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Primarily noted for having a cat: However, I have also an additional cat. Otherwise disappointing. Aches, mostly.

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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Or maybe Trejo's son is concerned that he might suffer from the backlash against his father. Danny's standards for workmates are poor.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stellar cast!
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social Is this canon?
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's peculiar that Dr. Frankenstein thought it was so important that his monster be outfitted in a smart little sport coat that a proper fit didn't matter
Karloff as Frankenstein! His jacket is poorly tailored
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@pftompkins.bsky.social I seek no response, repost, or "like." I just hope you get some enjoyment from seeing Charlie, because he's a very nice guy and I wanted to send something nice.
A pleased-looking blue-grey and white cat who happens to be a very nice guy and absolutely shouldn't be judged or shamed for his slight weight problem.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Charlie and Bonzo
Pleasantly plump grey and white cat relaxing on his backElderly orange and white cat, guarding a food bowl
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@jimmypardo.com Apologies for the crass product placement, but I need a sponsor for the nothing that I do
Cat giving a slanted side-eye with his tongue protuding slightly. A bit of Nature Valley granola bars is in the background
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@jimmypardo.com for what it's worth, not all Canadians blame you for the attack on our economy
Fat cat (on a diet), laying on his back, and probably not blaming Jimmy for anything while enjoying the sun.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
FINE, I can take a hint, so here's a picture of Charlie
Chunky grey and white cat!
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@jimmypardo.com this month marks NINE YEARS of enduring Charlie/Kitti Politti spam! Boy, where does the time go? Make sure you take the family somewhere nice to celebrate. You've earned it
Fat (he's on a diet) gray and white cat, relaxed and comfortable.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just in time for International Cat Day!
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's a 4/5 scale one of these: a friend
The drill (Mandrillus leucophaeus) is a monkey species that occurs across three African countries: Nigeria, Cameroon, and Equatorial Guinea’s Bioko Island.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pretend that this cat, who can't really speak or understand, says "congratulations" and/or "finally!"
Big ol' kitty cat, staring blankly into the camera.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
CAT
Grey and white cat, laying like a fat baby in the crook of an arm. Looks unhappy, but that's deceiving
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
#caturday All-around nice guy, Charlie.
Chunky grey and white cat sitting by a window
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
#McConnell continues to improve, and he thanks everyone for their continued support
A wormy old animated corpse! Funny!
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@jimmypardo.com I'm terribly sorry, I forgot to wish you a happy Canada Day this past Wednesday. I had to work, but that's no excuse, especially when relations between our nations are so strained. Please accept this pic of Charles:
Fat grey and white cat (he's on a diet!) sitting on blocks outside a window amongst orange daylilies
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Big, fat grey and white catSkinny, old, orange and white cat
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Not my cat!
Black cat sheltering from the rain on the back of my couch
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@jimmypardo.com Here's a "fun" picture and headline combination
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#caturday
Chunky grey and white cat: an all-around good guy
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@jimmypardo.com It's as good a day as any to sit on the front step and watch birds
Fat grey cat in an old man's lap
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Why do people think Massie isn't a horrible person? He's a far-right libertarian lunatic who voted against making lynching a Fed hate crime, defended Kyle Rittenhouse, wants the EPA dismantled, voted against condemning Russia for kidnapping Ukrainian kids - CHECK AT HIS VOTING RECORD
Christmas tweet posted by Thomas Massie saying "Merry Christmas! ps. Santa, please bring ammo" with a picture of him and his family posing with military-style rifles. The picture was posted days after a school shooting killed 4 teens and injured 7.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Fat, grey and white villain of a cat, bloated with malice, laying evilly on his back and luxuriating in the sunshine in a way that is typical of criminal sociopaths
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@jimmypardo.com Happy Victoria Day to you and yours!
Fat cat laying on his back, enjoying the sun
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Sweaty, cross-eyed and moaning Oliver Reed, probably suffering from nearly an hour without a drink
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A grass lawn? No, thank you. I prefer this
Small yard blooming with dandelions and violets
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hold on, here...
Grey and white cat luxuriating on a laptop keyboard
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Don't fool yourself into thinking Massie is a decent person. He's an evil, opportunistic lunatic.
Massie posed with his family in front of a Christmas tree: All are holding assault rifles. He posted this picture days after a fatal mass shooting.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@jimmypardo.com ever since someone near-fatally approached you with cat hair on their sweater at the anniversary show, I've been trying to find a suitable pet for you poor empty-nesters. How does your beautiful wife feel about, say, pythons? You can call it Longiver Pardo! Anyway, here:
Sleepy fat cat
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
For no reason, here's a mosquito with mites
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
These pics nicely illustrate their dissimilar personalities
Cat launching a vicious, unprovoked attack on a poor guy who's just trying to sleepA nice cat displaying affection for his feeder
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
#caturday Charles.
Chunky, relaxed and pleased-looking cat.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Especially since Thomas Massie is, in virtually every other way and on virtually every other issue, a truly vile, hateful and disgusting excuse for a human being. It's unbelievable that this tea-party psychopath is ahead of the democrats on pushing the Epstein files release.
2021 Christmas photo of bigoted, right-wing lunatic Thomas Massie and his family posing with big smiles and assault-style rifles.
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@jimmypardo.com I should have made it clear long ago that he was named for Charlies "Brown" and "Bucket," not whatever Charlie you might be thinking
Sleepy, fat, (but on a diet) grey and white cat who absolutely was NOT named after Charlie Kirk
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
All this nonsense tells me is that #jimmycarr has no qualms about investing in bad people doing bad things.
Comedian Jimmy Carr parroting Silicon Valley propaganda about AI creating a utopian civilization or "going another way"
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
At least it looks like shit
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Shriveled, soulless ghoul
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If this scenario occurred in the US, would the tanks just keep rolling, or would guys climb out out of a tank to gleefully shoot this person in the head?
Lone man blocking tanks in Tiananmen Square, 1989
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
@jimmypardo.com Look, I don't want to spam you with too many pics, but since good news is in such short supply these days: Guess who's lost half a pound on his diet!
Fat grey and white cat, slowly getting slightly less fat
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Beloved performer Carrot Top
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
@jimmypardo.com Concerned about the current political climate
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
@jimmypardo.com Happy Thanksgiving
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
@jimmypardo.com Women just love the feel of sharp bones through dry, papery skin!
Cadaverous and desiccated relic of what may once have been Mick Jagger is propped up by a lovely young lady
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I could smell the onions and mustard
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I could smell the onions and mustard
Cross-eyed woman, might be possessed
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Occupant @ejohnschmidt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I could smell the onions and mustard
Screaming woman
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