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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 27/09/2026

I use a different legal AI service (although I don’t recommend relying on its legal analysis for anything but a starting point). Still, this isn’t a hard question (“California / Ninth Circuit law. Is it permissible to invite company employees to a sex party?”).

Ethan, from an employer risk-and-compliance standpoint, the answer is: strongly inadvisable, and legally dangerous. There is no per se statute that says "you may not invite employees to a sex party," but doing so as an employer, manager, or supervisor exposes the company to liability under multiple independent FEHA and Title VIl theories — hostile work environment, quid pro quo harassment, retaliation, and the statutory failure-to-prevent duty. California law is markedly more employer-adverse than federal law here, and the employer's exposure for a supervisor's conduct is strict — no knowledge or negligence required. The narrow scenarios in which such an invitation escapes liability (a genuinely private, off-hours relationship unconnected to work; a truly isolated, non-severe, non-coercive one-off with no adverse follow-up) are fact-dependent, unreliable to plan around, and easy to lose.
Below is the governing framework and where the real risk lives.

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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 11/09/2026

The LLM when it answers my questions about song lyrics / the LLM when it reflects on its inevitable role in human extinction (P>0.1).

A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.

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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 06/09/2026

Me, when the cat tries to eat cheese off my plate:

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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 04/09/2026

I̵ ̴a̷m̵ ̶a̵ ̷r̴i̴v̴e̷r̷ ̵Y̸o̷u̷ ̶a̵r̵e̶ ̷m̸y̶ ̶c̸a̴n̸y̵o̵n̵

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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 29/08/2026

“No motion is pending and trial is more than a year off. You have asked if the judge will take action in response to the opposing party’s unreasonable theory of the case. Sit, my child. Sit and weep for the folly of humankind.”