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“I have a fear of butterflies, right?” -Elliot

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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 21h
"Be the reason people believe in good."
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤣
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kim's Croissants? 😂
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, that’s right!? Couldn’t get tix. 👎
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why am I not at Power To The People today?!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At a bar that keeps losing its DirecTV signal with the rain. Is this what it’s like, subscribers?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're bothered by the "Field Dress-Up"-named Omny segment, please note that the working title was "Hag Limit" and I'm so, so sorry.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stop comparing the Schmitt show to something out of The Office. It was much more like The Office (UK).
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Language, Bono!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or I guess I have to sit in the middle. Dammit!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Austin City Limits Music Festival 🤝 Texas Roadhouse 🤝 Sick New World
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And this morning!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For anyone worried, beet gummies were eaten off-air today...
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gonna need ‘em all when we’re fighting relegation at the end of the season again!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was just reminded I've only seen Van Halen...III live and the opener that night was Creed. Best concert ever? It's in the conversation..
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
'Colin From Accounts' is back. I repeat: 'Colin From Accounts' is back!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two albums of fresh material in the works?!?
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Young Bruce Springsteen Live Performance
ALT: Young Bruce Springsteen Live Performance
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🪄
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stinks, right?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pigbutt worm!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oof, Elliot’s sports jinx extends to Little League?!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is anyone selling a "With My Arm" shirt yet?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Absolutely forgot about the Gulf.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Butthole, Bagoon, Queef, & Colton.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My 'FernGully' fans are going to be disappointed today, but if it makes you feel better, I'm not playing "Cool Jerk" either...
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Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken
ALT: Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kimpossible.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Truth be told, just bought a new 100-ft extension cord over the weekend..
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Paul Stanley's Wide-Eyed Look
ALT: Paul Stanley's Wide-Eyed Look
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People, your grilling efforts smell amazing tonight!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Looking forward to his H-bomb promo...
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Ilja Dragunov Biting Rope Wwe
ALT: Ilja Dragunov Biting Rope Wwe
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
OK, I know Elliot never runs on time, but is the same true for iHeartRadio Broadway?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"... but what they are looking at we can't discuss publicly right now."
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Join Me: Solve a Mystery
ALT: Join Me: Solve a Mystery
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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The Joker: Here We Go
ALT: The Joker: Here We Go
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do we think Elliot is still angry?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The family did NOT appreciate the reminder that there are no more 8 o'clock sunsets.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
1-800-MUSIC-NOW, anyone?
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sam Yo's new Broadway ride had songs from 'Chess,' 'Paddington,' 'The Lost Boys' (TWO!!), and 'Starlight Express.' Plus, a Bob Fosse dance break! YES, YO...IS RIGHT!!!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Madonna is 68?!?!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🥀
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ARTE ET LABORE
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do the start sounds on newer LG microwaves remind anyone else of Disney's Main Street Electrical Parade?
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Casey Jr. in Disney's Main Street Electrical Parade
ALT: Casey Jr. in Disney's Main Street Electrical Parade
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Note to self: Autostroker'll get you dumped.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Woke up before the alarm, hoping I had at least two hours. It was two minutes.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Zapp Brannigan Quotes You Win Again Gravity
ALT: Zapp Brannigan Quotes You Win Again Gravity
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If we play "Defying Gravity" at exactly 10:28 Eastern Wednesday morning, Elphaba will belt "IT'S ME" at the same time that we ALL defy it.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Didn’t win Powerball. (Saw that coming!)
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Started the day by walking into a spiderweb. Can’t wait to see what else is in store!
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love Kevin Owens.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My fav part of HC probably, no, is when the stylist blows on your ear (and sometimes neck) to rid you of pesky, cut hairs.
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elliot in the morning @eitmonline.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Heads up! Sink on the right in men's bathroom is clogged.
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