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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
People can get mad at me but my enjoyment over the Celtics playing well is reduced about 5% with Paul George playing in a Celtics uniform. I’d rather they just gave the Hugo, Baylor, Walsh and Ron Jr. group his minutes.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know this is to get looks at other players but this feels like it should be a Luka Garza game.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Worried about rim pressure from these Celtics. It's only Jayson who consistently provides it. PP does it but it depends on the matchup and whether he's in a groove. PG looks hesitant to take shots. Wide open several times with good looks and opted for passes that let the defense reset.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching JB scrimmage in a Philly uniform and dominate feels like a gut punch.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
People on Celtics Reddit are really reading into Tatum’s high school gym address about leadership as a dig against JB. All because JB got traded to what’s now a stacked team on paper and the Tatum stans are worried the title count might go against their guy. I hate Celtics fans sometimes.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Look at the kinds of fans the Celtics have on Reddit: not only is this person (LarBrd33) claiming that Brad is mediocre (nevermind that Brad has exactly as many titles as Danny does as PoBO) -- but also that JB got Danny fired even though Danny's final season was JB's best to that point. CrapGPT.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What the heck… Lindsey Graham passing “before” Mitch McConnell did was not something I expected in the wee hours of Sunday.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The Celtics FO claiming that they were champs in 2024 because of a supporting cast they made possible sounds like Jerry Krause saying “organizations win championships.” Everything is being setup for a lot of humble pie to be served by next season’s end.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Celtics Reddit is a true wasteland. Last few days, have been doing overtime taking JB down. I just hate those ‘fans’ so much: most of them wouldn’t even be picked at the park but they think listening to talk radio and majoring in parroting analytics talk gives them cover to trash a franchise great.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico makes it interesting after the Bellingham brace.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Saka (JB’s friend) to Jude Bellingham (Top 5 in La Liga) is the closest we’ll see to JB to Tatum now 🥹
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I am going to be so pissed if what ultimately winds up happening is JB doesn’t work out in Philly (which in isolation is great) and the Lakers trade Reaves to the Sixers for him (which would be armageddon). Luka loves JB. This is why you don’t trade a franchise all-timer to its conference rival…
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Boston media need to step up on Monday afternoon and ask tough questions about the JB trade, even if they risk Celtics PR's wrath. Many of you folks wanted to trade JB. Now, put that same energy into being actual journalists and make Brad and Bill sweat. Don't be complicit.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The absolute worst part here: the Celtics didn’t even give JB his grace. He had his best season, was an MVP candidate and got a team that nobody expected to do anything to a 2-seed — all while investing in the Boston community. This is not how Red Auerbach would have done things.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can Bill Simmons re-convene his Atrocious NBA GM Summit and have Brad on as a special guest speaker? Title aside, this is one of the worst trades in NBA history and it didn't even need to happy right now. Philly would've made this trade in June 2027.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The PE crowd probably expect that Tatum can do what JB did last year and that such a performance would be enough to satisfy most Celtics fans. The Celtics have become enshittified. Get ready for the mediocrity treadmill from your 18-time World Champions.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
(2/2) They always say to follow the money. Who else would have the motivation but the ownership group? A deal didn't need to happen right now but keeping the Jays together would probably result in another good run that raised expectations, making it harder to pull the trigger on a trade later on.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Let's not overthink this, Celtics Nation. This is the Chisholm's Group behind the JB trade: 1. Brad literally said last week you can win with Brown and Tatum; 2. It is now being reported that JB NEVER asked to be traded; 3. A deal didn't have to be made right now. (1/2)
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Celtics swung for the fences with Giannis all for what? So we could gift one of the franchise's rivals one of the 10-12 best players in Celtics history? Why not just let JB play out his contract then or wait a year? Is the new ownership group cheap? Are the Celtics turning into the Red Sox?
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Reuters @reuters.com · 09/06/2026
Under the Trump crypto playbook, the family always wins. Investors don’t reut.rs/49QvqCL
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Under the Trump crypto playbook, the family always wins. Investors don’t
Risking little of their own money, the US president and his sons have added at least $2.3 billion to the family fortune from their main crypto ventures, while the investors they've wooed have taken a $2.3 billion hit, a Reuters examination found.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Wemby is the best player in the NBA. Happened early but we’re here.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This Knicks-OKC box score is deadball era-adjacent.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
All I know is Celtics fans shouldn’t be overconfident against Philly or take things for granted. Our guys might be 3-0 against the Embiid Sixers in head-to-head playoff series but that doesn’t guarantee anything. Gotta stay humble and play like they’re the underdogs.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
First half double-up by the Thunder over the Wolves.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Haliburton is just as good as Prime Jason Kidd
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Cindy aka Mrs. Celtics ☘️ @mrsceltics.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Still grateful for the 2024 championship, let's go Celtics
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Lakers are a fake 3-seed. The Magic put up more of a fight than they did lol.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Seeing Kawhi back near his peak is an absolute pleasure.
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Boston Celtics @celticsnba.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
We don't break, we fight 🥊😤
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Every. Single. Word. 🎯 🎯 🎯 shorturl.at/SKwi7
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Frenchman Sears Trumps "Court Of Nero" In Scathing, Must-Read Speech
Every now and again a piece of rhetoric perfectly encapsulates the time. The Gettysburg address was one such work. Legend has it that Abraham Lincoln hastily scribbed out the framework of the speech o...
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
These drone shots from the garden are making me dizzy!
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Printable resources here: www.aclum.org/en/know-your...
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Know Your Rights: If You Are Questioned About Your Immigration Status
Know your rights when interacting with police or immigration officers.
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Was that Baylor’s first regular season 3 as a Celtic?
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Zach didn’t post this on Bluesky so I’m sharing this screenshot here because I won’t live link to Voldemort’s platform. I wish other Celtics fans were as rational and level-headed.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The crazy part is Joe is probably enjoying the adversity. CHAOS!!
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Eddie House is going to town on the C’s right now. He’s upset and I can’t fault him but to me, the team just looks TIRED and can’t muster the effort. The analogy is playing a video game but you’re out of resource and can only do basic attacks. It’s like they need a shot of magic potion.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
This damn game was far harder than it should’ve been.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Derrick is having an out-of-body experience in a bad way
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It crazy to me that poor or middling shooting teams often have their best shooting nights against the Celtics this season. In some cases, they have been hot all throughout the game, too. More than anything, this is where the 'teams play their best against the Champs' phenomenon manifests.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I am blaming Derrick’s recent appearance on JJ Redick’s old pod for his recent slump from 3. Seriously: there should be a moratorium on him going on that show, JJ Redick no longer being connected to it notwithstanding.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
This is what I was talking about: Celtics needed to make an investment in JB’s playmaking and these last few minutes are a loud demonstration of the results. 4 assists at the half; JB is averaging close to 5 assists this year.
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Prospect Magazine @prospectmagazine.co.uk · 10/01/2025
“My natural disposition, when someone says something stupid, is to just take the piss,” says Professor Brian Cox. (From the archive) www.prospectmagazine...
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Brian Cox: ‘Human stupidity’ is the biggest threat to our future
The physicist on whether there’s life in other galaxies—and pushing back on pseudo science
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
… and after all the gnashing of teeth, with Gary Washburn playing NBA GM after the OKC loss, the Celtics finish one of their tougher road trips of the last 3 seasons at 3-1.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Honestly, the Nuggets are just lucky on offense today. I don't think anyone is seriously putting money on Westbrook shooting 60-plus percent from distance. But also: Celts need to be better on their boardwork
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Celts need to clean up their rebounding. The Nuggets are selling out on the offensive glass. That's why they're in this.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Jrue is basically the guard version of Al. The shooting isn't always there this season, but the man just has a knack for winning plays.
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
You can really see that many Celtics fans are casual low-info ones. JB took 4 shots, had 2 points but led the team in assists while having to guard Murray and all everyone can say is “where is JB”? They realize he’s had a hand on 12 of the team’s 57 points, right? Folks only see scoring… SMH
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Eisenhorn @eisenhorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Gary Washburn is the WORST. Everytime I read stuff he says about the Celtics, I get annoyed. What exactly is his qualification to write about the Celtics? That the Celtics gave him a media pass? His takes are like rubbish Reddit self-posts from the most reactionary doomers.
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