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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃

@eirewolf.bsky.social
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <– what I know Leatherworker, 🎭 maskmaker, sculptor, geek of many fandoms (master of none), Christ follower, LGBTQ+ adjacent, Childless Cat Lady, eccentric auntie, constant WIP, formerly recovering misanthrope. (she/her) www.EirewolfCreations.com

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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 4h
On that note, you might find this essay interesting too. bsky.app/profile/onbe...
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 4h
It is a (thematically) difficult but important read. And I DID laugh out loud at least once early in the essay. I think it’s important to understand the scaffolding of rape culture that is so pervasive in America (and maybe elsewhere too).
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 8h
The Cuddlemonster demands snuggles.
A tuxedo cat on the lap of a human wearing a green shirt looks up at the camera with green eyes.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 9h
Stunning!
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 15h
If bicycle thefts were not so common, I might get one and attach a little wagon to it for my grocery trips. 😬
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 15h
ngl, I kinda’ want it.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 15h
I will never not love these photographs. 😻
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 18h
Okay, when I get less than 6 hours of sleep, my sleep score should not be “high” no matter HOW early I went to bed. 😒
Screenshot of sleep score showing a high score of 83, despite only 5 hours and 50 minutes of sleep. 
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 19h
I hope you’re starting to feel better. 💜 I think I’m past the worst of my cold now.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can SEE that reference! 😆
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😩 Good luck.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s such a beautiful kitty 😻
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How long ago did you apply? 
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like the question isn’t “Are we screwed?“ but “HOW screwed are we?“ Every time I think this administration can’t make things worse, they do. 
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was she wearing a costume, or regular street clothes? 
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like you need to see this. 😆 bsky.app/profile/this...
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fabulous! That demands a sparkly rainbow cat birthday gif.
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Unicorn Cat Birthday Wishes
Alt: Sparkly Rainbow Unicorn Cat says “May all of your birthday wishes come true.”
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You make them look good! The wrinkles are just what fabric does; it looks fine. (I said, “WHAT wrinkles?” 😆
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t think I’m even autistic, but I would shop there. I need to be comfy; I don’t need my clothes distracting me.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I make leather masquerade masks, and have several different cat masks available! Halloween’s comin’! 👻😸🎃 www.eirewolfcreations.com/collections/...
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Leather Masquerade Masks
Shop for unique handmade leather masquerade costume masks by Eirewolf Creations. "Sold Out" masks may be made to order.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday! 🎉
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Firefighter battling blaze: Happy Birthday
Alt: Firefighter battling blaze: Happy Birthday
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What about watching the imaginary horse running alongside the car and jumping over obstacles? No? Just me then? 😅 🐎
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow. 😞 Why waste a Sunday morning, if that’s the way it is? What did she get out of it?
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds like someone who doesn’t really want to be doing that job. I’d fulfill that wish, if it were up to me. 
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Tituss Burgess: Girl Bye!
Alt: Titus from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt in a library, saying with his eyes: Girl Bye!
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This article is so extremely relatable. And now I want banana bread. Or maybe cornbread, or an oatmeal cookie. (With chocolate chips, not raisins.) 🍪
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cat’s favorite hobby and very special talent is Getting In The Way. 😼
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are any of them using water that could be potable?
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure, but how much of it is potable?
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh good; we have an overabundance of helium on the planet. 🙃
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Muppet Show!
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Kermit The Frog in The Muppet Show Logo
Alt: Kermit The Frog in The Muppet Show Logo
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pinky? Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can tell I’m going to need an extra blanket on the bed soon, but also it’s going to be in the 80s this week. I’m getting meteorological whiplash. 🥵😵‍💫🥶
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a MOOD, Dexter. I’m feeling it.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is wonderful! Happy for you. 💜
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re busy birds; they’ve got a murder to get to! 
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My (very cursory) research suggests the LGBTQ+ population is ~9-12% of total (I didn’t see anything higher than 15% mentioned), whereas 15 out of a total of 86 is about 17%.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where do they hang out when it’s NOT raining, I wonder?
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I should have put one in my mouth and just…” Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there….
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Nathan Fillion's Speechless 'Um No' Reaction
Alt: Nathan Fillion's Speechless 'Um No' Reaction.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s a miracle most of us still have all of our fingers. 😬 
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I formally judge you to be an excellent writer. 😁
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I boop the beautiful snoot! (… and then send a lil somethin’ somethin’.) 😊
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had a feeling she would. Kids can tell when you genuinely care about them. 
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why hasn’t he been arrested already?! 🤬
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Judge Judy Says Hurry Up
Alt: Judge Judy Says Hurry Up by tapping her wristwatch and smacking the bench
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The slowest runner is already doomed. Trip the fastest one!
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure, I’ll bring the… no , not that. I’ll bring… NOT THAT TOO? Sheesh. Um. I’ll bring a bottle of whiskey and we can strain it through a coffee filter to make sure we’re not drinking broken glass or something. 😅🥃🥃
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mama never told me there’d be days like THIS.
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good luck and stay safe!
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I predict that you’re going to end up being Spicy’s favorite teacher of all time (if you’re not already).
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to be a fly on the wall at THEIR family gatherings. 😸 
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Eirewolf 🍵 🍃 @eirewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is this someone you know in real life? Some people are just miserable and hateful, I guess. It’s not really about you, when they lash out. I hope you are able to shrug off her emotional shrapnel, but it can sting in the moment.
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