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Dan F

@einzelhaft.bsky.social
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He/him. Amateur astronomer, photographer, astrophotographer. Video game enthusiast. Learning German. Love my kitties! I use "fuck" like a pepper shaker. That shit just adds a bit of flavor to everything! 😜 Texan under protest. MAGAts need not apply! 🇵🇸

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Pacific Observation Post @carldownunder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👏 👏, 👏 👏 👏
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 09/10/2026
Pretty sure that's a drag queen body double. Change my mind! 🤪
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 07/10/2026
It would be, if the 25th amendment didn't require the rest of the cabinet not also be criminals.
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Perfection
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday Mentions @curtisnc.bsky.social @jeffstuff.bsky.social @jdtigner.bsky.social @markrf400.bsky.social @lorren13.bsky.social @spobburg.bsky.social @deanbaker13.bsky.social @blackpowder50.bsky.social @bknubian.bsky.social @blogan10.bsky.social @kfs78.bsky.social @kellyln.bsky.social
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
Not even with JD Vance's c*ck.
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
Divorcing that shîtbag doesn't mean she isn't still a hateful bîtch.
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/10/2026
"High testosterone alpha male" Pete Hegseth struggles to do even a single bench press.
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breezyblue.bsky.social @breezyblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026
I'm not sure anyone on Bluesky needs convincing of this....
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026
Who is that in the middle? Where did they find some asshole who looks almost just like Charlie Kirk?
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 30/09/2026
Well. I guess 18 will have to do, then!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 29/09/2026
Before you trust the polls, remember: pollsters find the same six people who still answer unknown numbers.
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 26/09/2026
Also, isn't that how insurance works? The money from the 70% of people who don't actually need to use it covers the 30% of people who do?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
What's shocking about that? 🤔
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026
I mean. The US is far from leading the free world.
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 13/09/2026
Irish President is giving a vibe...
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Dorothy Golden: I've Had It Up To Here!
ALT: Dorothy Golden: I've Had It Up To Here!
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘ken paxton owns 15 homes while most texans can‘t afford one‘ so refreshing to hear a from james talarico, a candidate who doesn't accept corporate pac money
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 12/09/2026
Who are the 4% with pudding for brains?
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 10/09/2026
So what he's saying here is that he votes with whoever is in the majority, the two-faced little shit?
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 09/09/2026
New American Dream...! Talarico is bringing the 'NADs?
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
OMG happy ending for a pretty pretty furbaby!
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The minerals of democracy?
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 07/09/2026
Then this is probably the event for you!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here’s the best shirt for Halloween. 🎃
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 05/09/2026
Or a good actor.
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 04/09/2026
Single micron whole house water filters already exist... And microplastics are defined as one micron up to 5 mm. This is like the third different "OMG micro plastic filter invented!" story.. what are these doing that existing micron level filters don't? Genuine question!
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Danielle ❌👑 @danielleloveswords.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Texans: No, you haven’t been “suspended,” but yes, you should still check your voter registration now and update it if necessary. The GOP relies on fear and confusion to supress the vote. This article is a great explainer. Read it and spread the knowledge. open.substack.com/pub/lonestar...
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Suspense, Suspended, Purged, Purgatory
No, Texas didn't suspend 1.2 million voters. Here's what actually happened.
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Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Stephen Miller doesn’t post late at night because he can’t type when he’s in his bat form.
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 26/08/2026
So these things tend to come in threes? Asking for the free world....
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 24/08/2026
Of course, the reason 82% of MAGA say so is because they believe it will exonerate dear leader. And when it doesn't, 90% of that number won't care anyway. The other 18% know he did it, and don't want anyone else to know it.
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 21/08/2026
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Neil Patrick Harris Shudders
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 17/08/2026
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Hal Steiner @halsteiner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 12/08/2026
He'll just find some other plastic blonde mouthpiece to lie and make smarmy faces. They're like three cents a dozen.
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 12/08/2026
I'm pretty sure this is solely because they're automatically attaching Threads accounts to all Instagram users. I even went and deleted mine, supposedly, and yet still get notifications that I have new followers.
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gdaddy48.bsky.social @gdaddy48.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Exactly
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 10/08/2026
Is it not ridiculous that alt text is bigger than actual post text (by a LOT)?
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 08/08/2026
Why are they standing in front of a giant lemon juicer?
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Dan F @handle.invalid · 07/08/2026
Okay that first quote is far too coherent for him to have "said that." Wonder who's writing for him.
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