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Valk

@einherjarvalk.bsky.social
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Robin | she/her | 37 | DEI Fanfic Author (canon) | MILF (Man I Love Falcons) | Political Refugee (TX -> OR) and very angry about it

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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 1h
the sheer number of Texans looking at the Talarico town hall from last night and going “I don’t like him, he’s a liar, that’s why I’m voting for KEN PAXTON” is why I’ll believe in Blexas when I see it like dawg Paxton’s name has been attached to basically every scandal in TXPOL For a decade, what?
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 2h
extremely funny that this is basically what happens during an off-screen timeskip for some of my characters
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 3h
also: no lights in the park, because fuck you!
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 3h
one would think we could at least park in the parking lot of the place where we work but the landlords need those two parking spots for the bougie grill across the lot that will proceed to not use them at all until about half an hour after we close
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 3h
honestly think the actual struggle with mental health in the PNW is that if I have a shitty day at my shitty job and it makes me start spiraling at my shitty life then I walk back to my car in the dark through a park at 7:30 and then everyone I can talk about it with is asleep when I get home
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 6h
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 20h
There Is Exactly (1) Good Crypto Bro
Dealer
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 7h
Evelyn Normielib:
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Jack Murphy @jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 10h
Impose costs. It's the only way they will learn.
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TruJek @trujek.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tasha (Ace Combat 8)
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 10h
every time I am exposed to Brandon Herrera’s brain droppings I am further convinced any god that exists owes us one for letting him headspace the AK-50 correctly
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MuffinViking @muffinvikingart.bsky.social · 12h
Ah yes, the 12 genders: •Ladies •Fellas •People that don't give a fuck •Lovers •Haters •People that call themselves players •Hot mamas •Pimp daddies •People rollin' up in Caddies •Rockers •Hip-Hoppers •Everybody all around the world
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Haon @haonfest.bsky.social · 14h
Wings of Theve will engage the Shadows! #ACECOMBAT8 #エースコンバット8
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14h
her other arm used to work but the claw kept dropping her
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14h
also does it have a wheelchair lift or did Toprak have to carry her ass up there
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14h
does Tewy have a handicap spot she parks the X-40 in on the Megafloat?
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14h
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14h
because it’s the second most derogatory thing I could put it under here for mindlessly stealing all my points while I fly the Mudhen and have to rub some braincells together to make SFFS work optimally
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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 19h
Common Loon
A common loon, a duck shaped black bird with white dotted patterns, a green sheen on the head and red eyes, floating on a lake with some grass in the background
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 19h
Instinctively going “I’m a liberal, ooooh” on seeing the Fullback in-game is basically what spawned this I nearly put the A-10 in the fraud spot but the Felon seemed more accurate
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
this has lived in my head for a week and I gotta let it out
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Volnutty @tronbonnefucker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Savian mercenaries in Ace Combat 8
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I realized I was weird around the time I both realized I was trans and also realized I would rather read Crichton and Clancy than Harry Potter, so 4th grade. turns out those two things go nicely together these days too
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
www.nexusmods.com/acecombat8wi...
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Tewy's chair
chair of selene
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I need to know if this mod adds loud scraping plastic noises when she moves.
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Justin 👻 Booeist @justinbuist.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Private equity will cut anything just to save on costs. Monsters.
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's a VERY good shop; most of Houston's stores are. The other cat is one half of a twin pair at the Austin Dragon's Lair, where I used to play.
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yep, they changed their name recently but they were Dragon’s Lair Houston at the time.
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
your average gooner is a military-age male, just sayin
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
game stores do this too and it works
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qtsuneudon.bsky.social @qtsuneudon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
red threads of fate #AC8 #acecombat8
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
nothing says "legitimate cold call" like a "recruiter" with a gmail address trying to gauge your interest in the role you had at the company that laid you off a year and a half ago and you *know* isn't hiring
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Strategic bombing doesn’t work?” Does it not? Or was Ukraine simply the first country to discover the enemy’s true center of gravity?
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
- The black skimmer (Rynchops niger) is a tern-like seabird, one of three similar bird species in the skimmer genus Rynchops in the gull family Laridae. - Photo courtesy of Thomas Chadwick
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THEY SEE THE VISION!
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
genuinely fantastic stuff and I'm a little annoyed that this is gonna be my "what do you mean the next ep is in 3 months" show the way TADC was for a lot of people who got on that train early
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
context:
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
my poasting output hasn't gone down because I'm a Russian bot, it's gone down because there's a new Ace Combat game
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
putting age in bio so my old ass will remember when I’m asked
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so only one war crime; Hoffnung deserved it
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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chexs.bsky.social @chexs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*elite* ball knowledge on display from Project Aces in this throwaway gag
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
minor detail but it’s *extremely funny* that this presumable Belkan nationalist is implied to live in Sapin
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11/10/2026
six seven tyrannis
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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