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Bugbears & Wormwood

@eidolor.bsky.social
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 19h
cecil b demented holding a camera, staring intensely at his shot
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Creamy fruity smokey fried jerk!
Habanero mango dill garlic ginger cloves thyme and buttermilk sauce on fried chicken celery greens cilantro and iceberg lettuce
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, what man's hubris hath wrought when horizons lost were sought: that a handful of powdered reaper is too fuckin much for one tub of casserole.
A bowl of seconds of green bean aloo casserole

Green beans, taters and rice bound in cream of mushroom and topped with bacon and jalapeno

Theres also a bunch of onion and garlic, juniper and reaper, oregano, thyme, ginger, cloves, cumin, turmeric, lime, cilantro, cayenne, orange zest and that vitamin and mineral fortified sea salt
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy eddy hours
Cilantro lime rice with more cilantro, a jalapeno, fried bologna, soy sauce pickled seaweed salad, pickled ginger, lime zest and pine nuts
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bc fuckit why not

Smoked provalone, cheddar and salami stuffed southern biscuits with herbs and parm on top

Theyre a little on the light side of golden, but the cheese burbling up and out has a little color around the edges
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok i wasnt angerous, just needed a food
Iceberg, carrot, celery and bacon with lemon zest, pepper and ranch
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Its too late. The damage is done. But also? I feel if anyone mistakes pumpkin spice for mashed butternut, they deserve to test that mouthful once
One of those tony tins of pumpkin Pie spice
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well we can't have that
Fleet pumpkin spice enema by shartbucks
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The only thing i can play is myself lmoag so you already got a leg up! I mean hell, if thats what u wanna do just fuckin send it, all that matters is youre enjoying yourself and keeping safe and healthy as possible
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brownpants theicelist.org
Patriot front losers on their knees, hands ziptied behind their backs as various law enforcement agencies putz around or stare at the ground. Some, possibly lamenting having to detain their comrades.

They wear matching navy blue longsleeves and desert khakis, ballcaps, boots and mechanix. Their faces are wrapped up in white gaiters like dollar store invisible men with frat boy sport sunglasses on top.

Their posture is like that of children who were told to stop playing and come in, but look to dad if they really have to. They have just spent several hours packed like sardines in the back of uhaul trucks without ac under summer sun, all to terrorize regular people.

This is who ice is.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An old poster of Popeye the Sailor Man edited to say "I yam what I eats!" 

He stands proud and tall, at least for a torso, with his signature pipe and navy blue, red collared uniform and is holding a blue and yellow striped can labelled spinach. Crenulous leaves spill out over the opened top. The background is an aggressive mustard yellow with bright bold red lettering for his name. Popeye. 

Ahhh gig gig gig gig!
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think this ran about a dollar, maybe half that if you leave out the carolina reaper
Street corn ramen
Bacon cheese and soy sauce broth with reaper jalapeno and onion, and tajin and parmesan on top
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
$1 million fits in a small bag
$100 million takes a shipping pallet
$1 billion is 10 pallets
$1 trillion could fill several large warehouses
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rookie numbers. You can take more.
Trevor Moore as the doctor in The Whitest Kids U Know's hot dog sketch judgmentally side eyes at you. You are ashamed. And a little aroused.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Burgers feel like sliders in my hand just how much have they shrunk in 10 yrs Cheese spread turned out sick af tho: ginger habanero smoked gouda sharp cheddar and provalone with a lil chicken boullion garlic juniper reaper and bound in ranch
Chicken salad amd pimento cheese spread (but with habaneros and famcy cheese instead) sambwiches and sumn gordettosCumcubers with tajin
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saw this reposted the other day and im am so very normal abt it
Neven Mrgan says
What else is going on...... Oh, I made party sandwiches by baking focaccia in a bundt pan.

On a bamboo cutting board are two bundts split horizontally and baked perfectly golden brown. They are stuffed with cheese and deli meats and greens to the point of spilling out, while coyly covering the hinted mystery of what else lies beneath that velveteen crumby veil. The scene fills you with awe and admiration, yet a growing part of you craves to forego decorum and bury your face in its folds, disrespectfully descending into decadence. You can already imagine huffing that hot, fresh baked scent. Almost fucking taste it. Are those desperate moans between gasps for air yours? Suddenly it doesnt matter anymore.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The red room from David Lynch's Twin Peaks
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Agreed!
The what has Biden done list with like fuckin 200 positive things
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is the dumbest shit i have ever seen

User claims promotion of healthcare and rights is just as bad as that which promotes the ongoing rape of children, genocide and destruction the institutions that keep us safe, healthy and educated in order to line the pockets of a couple billionaires and their friends
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The "dry" for my chicken salad wraps was so pretty Then i had to turn it into a sludgy monster 😭
Chicken, black olives, cilantro, celery stalk, powdered herbs, garlic, onion, msg and salt

Instead of mayo binder i sploorped in some ranch, mustard, horseradish and basil to slop it up real good
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
1 tub of pillsbury (2 for closed face)
16 eggs
1lb bacon
1lb butter (2 if making your own biscuits biscuits)
1 bottle jelly
4 heads garlic
Just a little pretzel salt (dont wanna be unhealthy)

Pop your biscuits in the oven
Fry the bacon with a little butter and garlic
Add the rest of the 1lb butter
Fry the eggs in that mess
Each half biscuit gets one big glob of jelly
When butter bacon grease and garlic caramalize, pour most of it over the jelly to impregnate the biscuits
Add the rest of the jelly
Slap them bacon n eggs n garlic on top
Pour the rest of the butter n grease on top of that bitch
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I really thought it wouldve pegged me as the most texan texan whod ever texaned but i guess growing up largely in isolation and learning most of your words from reading has a slight effect
Most: miami 49, albuquerque 47, pheonix 47
Least: minneapolis 44, mileaukee 44, salt lake city 45

The tips of florida amd texas are bright red for similarity, central northern states are blue for dissimilarity and my actual birthplace is perfectly neutral

Maybe i was born with it, maybe its the autism 🎶
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Slep for 3 days, eated rice bowl breakfast. Can feel my hp recovering
Butter cilantro n lime rice w cumcuber jalapepe and pickle ginger w a lil of my juniper reaper spice mix sprinkles on top
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If cilantro gets recalled just take me with it
Cilantro, celery greens and cucumber w salt and lime, plus a lil fried chicken w some mango habanero
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Septakoncheir? From hekatonchier
A lone knight looking up, helplessly dwarfed by a mountainous creature with a hundred heads and hundred hands, each armed with deadly weapons rapidly bearing down on him with torrential malice
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Stick figure grevious cooking eggs in the style of that DARE commercial. 

"This is your"
The eggs are burnt. "Your brain"
"DRUGS" a close up of his face in doom
Grevious bonks the oven in half with green amd blue lightsabers, sending charcoal eggie flying
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*click*
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Street corn ramen and tomato nettle souP
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm easily convinced to believe women.
When the Neil Gaiman story came out, l knew on first reading it was true. I've watched and read everything about Depp and I'm unconvinced. Heard faked some evidence. Why would she do that?
I worked inh a DV clinic for a decade. I'm still 

Jesspected: Then you don't support women. You only support women who are convenient to you.
Good luck to the women in your life.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
a magic the gathering card. klimt's beethoven frieze. kezia's blessing. rare legendary enchantment. while in control of bk lands, tap asking for a ton of ketchup pls and draw all undying fealty cards from your library, creating a treasure token for each. i love you... in this like and the next. doorstop buttplug
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nana osaki reclining in ripped jeans, and black croptop, open vest and otks. Her belt, bootstraps and best are studded and a cigarette is precariously pinched behind her head. She is regrettably not as strappy, and suffering from serious belt envy
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
小さいおびえたウィンナタコ
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pickled gengar and freesh hababero is such an elite fucking pairing wait
Cilantro, mint, spicy seaweed salad, pickled ginger, habanero, dill relish and deli roast beef on cilantro lime rice
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Spring roll stuff, eaten by the handful with tortillas
Cilantro, cucumber, carrots, iceberg lettuce, mint, basil, ginger, lemon and soy sauce
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The bad thing about cilantro is always wanting more cilantro
Quick potato quesadillas with bacon, gouda, provalone, sour cream and garlic. Some lettuce to catch grease, and cilantro and a serrano on top
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wanted something light and refreshing and notably Not 13k calories for some reason lmoag
Cucumber, carrots and cilantro with black pepper, parmesan and ranch
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We have baby pictures
A tiny lil baby Jimothy perched atop a fence he is so smolA tiny lil baby Jimothy bein a itty bitty baby. Where you goin lil guy? Are you chasin after your mommy?
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Propf of jelly
A splurt of jelly gushing out from underneath after a bite.. maybe i go cut some peppers and grab soy sauce even
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck elvis
Breakfast butter biscuits with pretzel salt, jelly, bacon and eggs fried in the grease with more butter with garlic fried in the leftovers and poured on top
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
GUESSWHATDAYITIS ITSSEAWEEDSALADDAY
Seaweed sald rehydrated in peppers marinade with cucumber and jalapeno sticks, walnut, fried bologna, sesame seeds and a lemon pepper honey vinaigrette
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The cover of diablo swing orchestra's pandoras pinata album. Two children wander through woods, a girl with a short bobcut and dress swinging her arms, and a blonde boy in shorts timidly following behind her. Above is a colorfully spiked pinata, and a red serpent coiled around it holding a nail-spiked bat. 


Every song on this thing fucks
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What has biden done? A list of the biden admin's achievements listed at https://bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/The-Biden-Harris-Administration-Record.pdf
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
a chomby lil raccoon recoiling in shock, beset by a spacey trippy background of whorling gasseous rays and sparkles with his semitransparent reflection evocative of the time you took too much acid at your so very totally straight besties house where she showed you llamas with hats and you accidentally ate her moms bouquet and threw up in the ottoman.

it is captioned "things are constantly happening, an i would like for it to stop (please)"
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
cowboy enchilada lasagna earl grey and bourbon for dessert
creole seasoned chili, ranch beans, chicken, corn, garlic and onion, serrano and jalapeno, smoked gouda and cheddar all layered between flour tortitties with some of the raw peppers and my reaper juniper herb mix on topa slice of the casserole in a bowl with some shredded lettuce and sour cream on top and a few slices of cucumber on the side
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
methinks the fuck not gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e2...
the last 4 age verification bluesky is using actually wants your first and last name, last 4 of your social, full birth date, address and zip code

may as well tell them the name of your first pet, model of your vehicle , mother's maiden and the times you go to work
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
killy garrett striking a not-so-gendo pose
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Jeff Daniels painted green and purple, screaming as he takes one of the top twenty five most violent shits of his life in dumb and dumber. He's wearing a very nice bolo tie and is quite the handsomely dressed young man
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cucumber noodles with hot peppers marinated in spiced soy sauce and herbs with a little walnut and dried squid
A bowl of bright green ribbons of cucumber, deeper darker greens yellows and oranges from habanero banana and jalapeno all flecked with spices and herbs and glistening in several spoons of greasy savory rich sauce. On the side are walnuts and shreds of dried squid, simple dry beiges with a single streak of pink
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A small bowl of fried instant cilantro lime rice with beef corn and marinated peppers and a few shakes of juniper reaper spice mix
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