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Bugbears & Wormwood

@eidolor.bsky.social
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Hang your rose wreath upon the sycamore tree, anthracnose needs pruning

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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anger dancing around the house scream singing i hate paperwork to the tune of i love rock and roll
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some billionaire is gonna upload his brain into a computer but the minutes it takes to go online are gonna feel like quintillions of years spent impotently devolving into madness before robopsycho is given control of its systems and freaks out and destroys itself and maybe everything else with it
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have been released from the forsaken confines of the porcelain prison (showered)
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok i wasnt angerous, just needed a food
Iceberg, carrot, celery and bacon with lemon zest, pepper and ranch
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The gay agenda will kill you
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How am i Always out of hababebos, cucucumer and lime no matter how fuckin much i get??
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hooked on Fuckits
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WFRBL...
fred.stlouisfed.org
Net Worth Held by the Top 0.1% (99.9th to 100th Wealth Percentiles)
Net Worth Held by the Top 0.1% (99.9th to 100th Wealth Percentiles)
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy stupid bitch Sunday, guess who cut the ever loving piss out of their finger while eating lunch
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hot chips, cumcuber slices and lime wedges are all excellent desserts. I will not be taking questions.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think this ran about a dollar, maybe half that if you leave out the carolina reaper
Street corn ramen
Bacon cheese and soy sauce broth with reaper jalapeno and onion, and tajin and parmesan on top
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gonna lay in the living room and have a gay lil picnic for lunch with jp style sambwiche! Readied chimkin sald, habanero cheebs spread, cumbuber oniom an butter, and jalapepe n mustart >:3 Unreasonably excited
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Burgers feel like sliders in my hand just how much have they shrunk in 10 yrs Cheese spread turned out sick af tho: ginger habanero smoked gouda sharp cheddar and provalone with a lil chicken boullion garlic juniper reaper and bound in ranch
Chicken salad amd pimento cheese spread (but with habaneros and famcy cheese instead) sambwiches and sumn gordettosCumcubers with tajin
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
medium.com/floodgates/t...
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The Complete and Authoritative List of Wordle Spinoffs
Including Quordle, Octordle, Globle, Factle, Heardle, and so many more
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The "dry" for my chicken salad wraps was so pretty Then i had to turn it into a sludgy monster 😭
Chicken, black olives, cilantro, celery stalk, powdered herbs, garlic, onion, msg and salt

Instead of mayo binder i sploorped in some ranch, mustard, horseradish and basil to slop it up real good
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Slep for 3 days, eated rice bowl breakfast. Can feel my hp recovering
Butter cilantro n lime rice w cumcuber jalapepe and pickle ginger w a lil of my juniper reaper spice mix sprinkles on top
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The fight is for these problems to be mere footnotes in the next generation's textbooks
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If cilantro gets recalled just take me with it
Cilantro, celery greens and cucumber w salt and lime, plus a lil fried chicken w some mango habanero
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Rhinestone in the corners of my eyes .45 on my hip
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I need to see DARE style clips of like Vader telling the troopers not to do amphetamines while he clearly has some visible. Leia with a "crack is whack." Grevious' "this is your brain on drugs" but he loses it after burning them and destroys the oven
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The median american balance is $8000 in the bank. One man has hoarder almost 125 Million times that, more than a third of the people in the richest country in the world; over 170 countries have gdps under a trillion.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Character actor who's a shitty guy with a bad personality but is a method actor but has never been in a movie or commercial or video or
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i need someone to get a bag of pre chopped salad and take a picture of it on the street and caption it "diarrhea is everywhere for those with ass to pee"
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i know im pretty shit, but what the fuck did i do in a past life to deserve being so spurned of the one thing i have ever wanted? dedicated my life toward?
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
omg the casting for ghost in the shell is so perfect, everyone did such amazing jobs
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
is anything sluttier than a sleeveless knit turtleneck?
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sorry, is that a no on the ketchup slice edible underwear?
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's not possible to get a hernia from lifting heavy things. I must have been born with it, because it healed too much (i had been trying to convince my commands docs that i did have one and to let me get checked for a year) and how dare i imply its the militarys problem when he knows better
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Was trying to grab a ball and got stuck in the dog house. Now all the neighbor kids are scream crying baby yaga
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There are 6.25 times as many civilian guns in this country as there were people in 1930s germany and yet we allow ice to keep kidnapping
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just looking at his fucking face, the way he bobs his stupid head. You can see it. Condescending. Smug. Lies.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Street corn ramen and tomato nettle souP
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Please, for a moment if you would imagine you were a champion of something. That you worked hard and made great sacrifices to get there. Now, kindly imagine a publication that frequently claims champies are actually liars cheats and cons, who only socialize and get off on their fixed competitions.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Clippy came back from 2005 with a tip! If youre mocking and gaslighting survivors, youre not the good guy
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Some of you have never had to mask or walk on eggshells around an abuser, and while i love that for you, the lack of empathy or imagination for people who have and are is deeply disturbing
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
460,000 times a gov child welfare program has contacted ice, which they did not do before trump, about unaccompanied children. Ice has admitted to losing over 300,000 children from their detainment under trump installed leadership. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
reuters.com
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of children, sponsors arrested by ICE after tips from US child migrant agency
More than 12,000 people have been arrested ‌by U.S. immigration authorities following tips from the Office of Refugee Resettlement during President Donald Trump’s second term.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We're watching dead mans chest and im sorry but i cannot be intimidated by something i can get for $20 at joes crab shack. Shut up and get in my bucket nerd
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pickled gengar and freesh hababero is such an elite fucking pairing wait
Cilantro, mint, spicy seaweed salad, pickled ginger, habanero, dill relish and deli roast beef on cilantro lime rice
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ok i touched a grass but i eated it
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Appointment set with the technician! They'll be here sometime between 6 am and 11 pm on someday between the 24th and 24th of next month
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Companies Making Record Breaking Profits Don't Lay Off Half the Workforce That Got You Here Challenngggeeee
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
By 2030 trump will have killed as many people as houston tx, philadelphia pa, san diego ca, jacksonville fl, charlotte nc, columbus oh, indianapolis in, seattle wa, denver co, nashville tn, oklahoma city ok, washington dc, las vegas nv, boston ma, detroit ma and portland or combined by cutting usaid
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Spring roll stuff, eaten by the handful with tortillas
Cilantro, cucumber, carrots, iceberg lettuce, mint, basil, ginger, lemon and soy sauce
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
drag your nail across my throat make me gasp make me gurgle slip me open with a flick of that fine wrist make me beg take me back to ashes of eden
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What gratitude i owe poor memory. A moment of clarity is all it takes to realize how comedically tragic my life has been, almost entirely due to my own shortcomings.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Republican Senator Rick Scott believes "Americans work 5 days a week. The minimum [you] ought to work is seven days a week. I'm a business guy. Business people have to work every day." He has been in politics for 10 years and works 100 days a year.
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Genies never expect you to be deeply masochistic
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The bad thing about cilantro is always wanting more cilantro
Quick potato quesadillas with bacon, gouda, provalone, sour cream and garlic. Some lettuce to catch grease, and cilantro and a serrano on top
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wanted something light and refreshing and notably Not 13k calories for some reason lmoag
Cucumber, carrots and cilantro with black pepper, parmesan and ranch
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Bugbears & Wormwood @eidolor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Don't release the epstein files bc it might hurt the reputations of the wealthiest most powerful men in the world and waiting to be proven innocent could be traumatic for them" is the stupidest fucking thing ive ever heard. Find a bridge.
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