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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mrs. Eggz asked me to tackle the junk drawer. When I finished, I proudly showed her my efforts. She said, "Why is it worse?!?" I said, "It's not worse, I just reorganized it into several smaller problems." 🤷‍♂️

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I had a great time at the driving range yesterday! Mrs. Eggz says most people use golf clubs, not pickup trucks. But I told her, "Joke's on them. They never said what *kind* of driving!" 🤦‍♂️🍳🥓

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My doctor said I should walk five miles a day for my heart. That was a week ago. Now, I’m 35 miles from home, but my heart will go on…

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Celine Dion Sings My Heart Will Go On

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mrs. Eggz told me to put ketchup on the shopping list. I have no idea what good that did, now I can’t read anything on the list!🤦🏻‍♂️

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I told Mrs. Eggz I’d change the lightbulbs. So now I’m on a ladder asking them about their feelings.

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I tried to make Mrs. Eggz breakfast in bed, but I spilled bacon grease all over the blanket🤦🏻‍♂️

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hanging in there, Sharon. Doing just fine. Hope you are as well.

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm around here and there, Sharon. Always great to see you. I'll try not to be such a stranger!

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me too! I'm virtually blind. Have a great day, Claire!

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I was looking for my glasses the other day. Mrs. Eggz suggested I check the top of my head... I would like the record to show that I did find my glasses by myself.

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mrs. Eggz encouraged me to think ahead more, so I proudly told her that I know tomorrow is Wednesday. She rolled her eyes so hard, I think she pulled a muscle.🙄

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Mrs. Eggz asked me to be more supportive of her, so I held the ladder while she cleaned all the gutters this weekend...

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I told Mrs. Eggz she should embrace her mistakes. That must have made her happy, because she gave me a huge hug!

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thank you so much Annette! I hope you are doing well!

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Mrs. Eggz was doing a crossword and asked for help. ‘I need a word for an overworked mailman’. I asked her, ‘how many letters?’ She said, ‘probably too many’. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Oh, man. We had to get rid of that thing. They just freaked! Good Friday night, Foxy! You ate so awesome.

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Our kitty demands fresh water, even after it has been freshly refreshed. He has that exact look. Happy Friday night to you and yours, Foxy.

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The doctor said I should lose a little weight. So I shaved my head and decided to stop wearing clothes.👀

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Mrs. Eggz told me I wasn't the dumbest guy in the world. I said, "Aw, thanks, babe!" She said, "Don't thank me yet, they haven't finished counting the votes". FML🤦‍♂️

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Happy Bacon day, Arlie!!😆🤣 Have a great one!🥓🥓

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hey there, Foxy! I CANNOT let National Bacon Lovers Day go by without dropping in to say hi! Have a super wonderful Thursday, and I hope a little bacon makes it a little brighter!

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Juicy Crispy Bacon

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

They tell you that you should just say no to drugs... but if I’m talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hey! Hope you have a great day too!

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

And very glad to be here!💙💙

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I mean, ALWAYS broken! Good to see you, Foxy! Sorry It's been a while, trying to stop by more often!💙💙

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hey Doug! Good morning to you, too!

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Good evening, Damian! Hope all is well with you!

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Happy Wednesday, Foxy! I’d love a cone from McDonald’s but the damn machine is always broken! Stay cool and have a great day!🍦🍨

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🍳eggzbacn🥓 @eggzbacn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I was in the grocery store today when I tripped and nearly fell. A lady saw me and I was really embarrassed. So I said, “sorry, it’s been a while since I possessed a body.”

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