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Michael Edwards

@eggwards.bsky.social
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Man, gay, bear, drives car, Bear driving car? How can that be? Ugh! (He/Him)

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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Important update
Three newspapers social media accounts posted the same story, Scarlett Johansson has a dry feet problem.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I really think we lost our way when fantasy worlds became grey and cloudy when we used to have color.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“McConnell’s dead, the munchin outside the gate should have told you.”
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bidoof (actually a dog with drawn-in buck teeth)
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Finally got a Hundo today.
Perfect Mewtwo in Pokemon Go.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Stayed up til midnight to hear the big new album release tonight.
Peppa Pig’s Album dropped tonight.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’d just like to say that a Milli Vanili tribute band does not qualify as karaoke.
Milli Vanilli’s representation says they will not perform for Trump’s “state fair”, and the group booked is a “tribute band”
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This guy has had a busy morning after falling into the pool trying to get to the ducks that were hanging out.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
With the change they made Wednesday, Eastern North America is kinda screwed. I managed to find a spot west of DFW airport that had some.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I would die for him.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Doof!
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Well, the frozen precipitation is over, now a night of record breaking cold. My office already said to work from home tomorrow and Tuesday. We may see going over freezing briefly Tuesday.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Santa has had it, and he’s on his way out on his T-Rex
Santa on his steed flipping off the holiday revelers.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Besides the nostalgia of getting Dynamite magazine at the book fair, can we talk about Gil Gerard as Buck Rogers? A very campy show with post Star Wars dreams, but man, did they make Buck look good week after week. Gex X Bears will remember Gil for sure.
Bidi bidi Buck, it’s Buck Rogers (the late Gil Gerard on Dynamite magazine!
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
So Trump says that tiny cars can be produced again. When did it stop? They sold the Smart here, but when you’re up against a jacked up F-350, are you really wanting to be on a roller skate?
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
A graph showing a big drop in the price of bitcoin.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Positive trends
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The Pokémon Beware in its wilderness cape runs across the sands of Arrakis to catch a sand worm.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
English, if television has told us anything.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Texas Tech player speaking to sideline reporter, “The Excitement and Atmosphere, I was just pegged with a tortilla.”
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
45 mph gusts?
Text says It’s Heckin Wimdy with a Fox trying to steady themselves from the gust
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Go for a camo green and watch the chyron draw right through you.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
We’ll always have Shen Yun!
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
All good dogs go to heaven. Farewell, Meeko.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
They learned nothing from this.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Jokes on you, I’ve been on this hot trend all this time!
Headline stating Hamburger Helper sales are rising as inflation drives up grocery prices.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Went to Pokémon GO day at the Rangers Ballpark. Extra stops and such, but very little acknowledgment of it in the park, strangely. The weather was great, but the retractable roof stayed closed. Sadly the Astros lost.
Me and my Hubby in an enclosed baseball space.They set up extra stops and raids for the event including a regular pikacu with a stadium background. No hats or costumes par the critters.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
So many things wrong in the world, but one doesn’t say all cis people are shooters when yet another mass shooting happens. If there is any pattern here…it’s the guns.
Art by Pinkwug. Comic showing one bird saying that 3 shootings by trans people is a trend, but ignores the 2826+ shootings by cisgender people (mostly men).
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Maybe just Bros.
Pope Leo is getting roommates in his flat, and they can play ping-pong!
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Oh my god, they were roommates!
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
(Boomhauer Noises)
Whataburger add featuring Hank Hill, who would never get a Whataburger because they don’t use propane.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Saw Weird Al last night from the rafters. Funny as expected, very technically proficient in word and musics execution. Must be difficult to be in his band. Lots of old AL TV bits for those who recall that. I enjoyed the DEVO bit. More costume changes than Kylie, fewer than Cher.
Weird Al on stage with Stormtroopers from Star WarsWeird All doing his DEVO tribute “Dare to be Stupid”The Yankovic tour card
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Here’s who we saw tonight
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I spent the last week at the National Convention of Kappa Kappa Psi and Tau Beta Sigma, the college band service orgs. I love seeing people from across the nation and feeling the excitement of renewed purpose. I love connecting to the active members of my old chapters. Happy for the break!
The long list of ribbons I collected on my nametag. Sees to grow every biennium The first Intercollegiate Jazz Band. Another commitment from the fraternity to highlight college musicians.The current active members (and a few alumni) of the chapters from the University of Houston. The floor symbol to lead members to the convention center featuring a line from the fraternity hymn.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I have heard this is what the youth are into. #natcon #kkpsi2025
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
From a distance, this doesn’t look like horseshoes.
Texas Life store sign where the interlocking horseshoes look more like buttocks.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Will tonight’s Scissor Sisters and Kesha show be canceled due to more lightning? We will see.
Despite a rainbow behind, the second attempt to see Scissor Sisters may be denied due to lightning
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Between this pic and Henry Cavill a few years ago in Mission Impossible, just let Superman have a nice mustache!
Actor David Corenswet (Superman) with a mustache.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The US 250 logo is…stupidly literal. I get that people, especially Americans will have trouble with Semiquincentennial, but just a ribbon forming 250 is not a logo with any thought, just like our current administration. The Bicentennial Logo was far superior, easily recognizable, and optimistic.
The 1976 Bicentennial logo, a star made of bunting with another star inside. Dynamic and forward looking.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This is sickening. This bill increases the ICE budget by multiples, because violently going after people trying to find an opportunity is so much more important than programs to feed, house and provide healthcare to citizens. Just ghoulish about how they hate immigrants.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Mural of Bette Davis quote “what is the best way an aspiring actress could get into Hollywood?” “Take Fountain”
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The jitterbug phone, made for seniors with severe technology deficiencies.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
From a post LA resident @aduralde.bsky.social shared:
Scale of LA riots from the 1992 riots at the top, through smaller skirmishes like Xmas parking and Lakers Championships, with the current ICE protests at the bottom.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The USS Hegseth
Capsized party boat
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Mothra!
Mothra, showing kaiju pride by mattfrankart
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Besides breaking down this morning, the replies on the other site are really going well.
Five back to back replies from automated bots to pump fake stock trading bot accounts. It’s nonstop on the platform forever known as Twitter.
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