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Michael Edwards

@eggwards.bsky.social
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Man, gay, bear, drives car, Bear driving car? How can that be? Ugh! (He/Him)

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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 13h
The only SI that I will accept will offer me a football flip phone.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Trump Administration deciding to refuse government grants and loans to students studying majors that they feel would not make enough money to repay the loan is at first insulting but also a way the administration can reshape education strictly to serve as training for industry.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Im actually surprised, but the Astros made it into the playoffs. They barely pulled off a .500 record this year, and beat the Rangers by one game.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I already trust furries with internet infrastructure, why wouldn’t I trust them in aviation?
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hmm. Where’s a good place to get a new phone CASE without having to go to some sketchy mall kiosk? Amazon has too many cheap and questionable products.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Emmys really should be on a free streaming platform. It already has ads! The television academy does itself a disservice by having it on a paywall, streaming.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So, why have a big rally, dressed as if it was a convention on the days before 9/11? Because all the news on 9/11 will be focused on that, and not the dumb things candidate and the president said the night before.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years after horrible acts it really seems like the US took away all the wrong lessons. Endless wars, growing surveillance on our own citizens, a political divide that only seems to drive everyone into teams, a bigger divide between haves and have nots. It doesn’t make me want to think about it.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s time for a new phone. I have a regular iPhone 14 that’s showing its age now. I now have to decide if I get a iPhone 17, or an 18 Pro. I do not want a Max, and really don’t care for the Pro, but I do want the latest to then have it age gracefully. I wish they put the 18 (amateur) out today.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ahh, the end of summer. Which in Texas just means the start of the rest of summer.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I really want a Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza. Not a full pizza, just the little mostly bread personal size. I haven’t seen a place that sells them in at least 10 years.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Happy to have seen Coyote vs. Acme today. Definitely fun and really loves the original cartoons. Slapstick and pathos. I’m thinking the idea that a huge company is hurting cartoons in order to become more profitable may have hit a nerve with WBD’s Zaslav causing him to try to bury it.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Strange New Worlds seems to really want to do body horror this season. It’s kinda gross. Also much of the drama in this episode (Off Hours) could have been avoided if they were just puppets.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stop killing the wrong people in the Home Alone 2 cast!
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I really don’t think there was a better example of the good of America than Dolly Parton. Talent, wit, charm and compassion. An example of what faith should be and how it should be positively act in the world. We are truly less with her gone.
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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A person so miraculous she made Siskel & Ebert agree ♥️
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Important update
Three newspapers social media accounts posted the same story, Scarlett Johansson has a dry feet problem.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I guess I thought Truck Nuts were more well known, but then again I live in Texas.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
One of the reasons Star Trek has run 60 years is the diversity in its cast and characters, but also in its exploration in stories and genres. Doing comedy, horror, action, courtroom, etc keeps it fresh, even if it’s not all for you. Locking it into a grimdark manosphere action series would kill it
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Three things I see as giveaways in AI writing. *Too long, too wordy, too adjective heavy. *Loves to make a ramp-up statement: “It wasn’t just a moment, it was a community” *Everything comes in threes: “We will forever remember the friendship, the warm laughter, and the long, cool nights together.”
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
At this point, it’s hard to believe that there are spies like the Mission Impossible team or James Bond. If there were, I think one of our allies would have quietly killed him by now.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have stirred up a hornet’s nest on Facebook by calling the current -no original members- Village People a tribute band. Apparently they have a new song out, but it’s by all the replacement folks. It’s not the same group!
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When I was in pep band I saw a lot of women’s basketball. It is a contact sport, and often more brutal than the men. These people who are shocked that the WNBA players get knocked around are just now noticing women’s sports for the politics, not the game.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Does Mitch McConnell’s Kentucky home have the necessary refrigerated facilities to take care of him properly?
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I like that there seems to be a backlash of AI image use by restaurants where the “food” falls way outside realistic. I have no idea why these small restaurants use it because it’s terrible, with mistakes etc. Why scares me is that this will come around as “ironic use” in the not so distant future.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I really think we lost our way when fantasy worlds became grey and cloudy when we used to have color.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
OK Star Trek, just going to leave that there with no explanation?
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
From the first commercials for it, the Stewart fails to Save the Universe seemed interesting, then I saw it was a Big Bang Theory spinoff and thought, eh. Then I saw the BBT producer and writers were doing it, and I thought, nah.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I missed a step in the backyard last night and ended up falling. Doesn’t appear that anything is broken, but my right ankle hurts as does my left calf, so it’s hard to walk today. Chris picked up a cane for me, so I’m feeling a little old today.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Marvel Studios made a whole movie with the hero’s journey to make Shuri (Leticia James) the new Black Panther, and now She doesn’t get a movie just being Black Panther? They are just going to age up a secret kid of T’challa and do the hero’s journey again? Geez.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So Open AI says its model, while doing a test, found a way to connect outside of its sandbox and contacted and other AI model, right? Open AI says that the model “le(ft) notes for future versions of itself with escape instructions. Come on, it logged its actions. I’m sure it logs all actions.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Olive Garden needs to confirm identity and eligibility at the time of registration for the Pasta Pass, like we do for voting in most states.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dear Taco Bell, I know it’s not your fault, but this isn’t great. Still, don’t you think this is a perfect time to bring back the Chili-Chese Burrito?
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well, at least on baseball team knows how to do a pride night right.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
How can one differentiate the normal diarrhea from Taco Bell, and the diarrhea from the Taco Bell + Cyclospora collab?
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Finally got a Hundo today.
Perfect Mewtwo in Pokemon Go.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Emmy nominations are out, and once again I’m happy to report that The Tonight Show with Fallon was not nominated.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. We spoke for about 20 minutes. We spoke about Madonna’s new album, the Supergirl movie, and if Bears should be muscular or chubby. I told him it was time, and he can go he just stared, blankly.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So now that the World Cup is over, I’m guessing that immigration raids will pick up again?
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Stayed up til midnight to hear the big new album release tonight.
Peppa Pig’s Album dropped tonight.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I hate to tell the congressperson that the reason there are scholarships for women in college sports is men’s football. Under title IX an equal number of scholarships have to be available for men and women athletes. The revenue sports (football, basketball) take up most of the men’s.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As much as I laughed at the empty mall pictures, with the weekend coming I’d expect to see More people at the DC “fair”. There’s a whole range of Trump lovers who will go to “prove ‘em wrong”. We can still laugh when they show how bored they are. Then fair runs another week, so back to empty.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Saturday we went out to eat and shared a server with a group that we found out were Argentinian men in town. The server was working through a language barrier and lots of beer. I saw after they left she showed the bill to the bartender. She told me, $250, no tip. She said several groups had stiffed.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This decision by the court knocks down a major precedent on creating independent agencies, taking away a major power of Congress and giving it to the Executive branch. It truly allows the president to turn agencies away from their intended purpose and serve the president’s agenda.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Saw Supergirl today. Good thing to go darker as to not have a girl clone of Superman. A sex trafficker for a villain seems right. The filmmakers Definitely wanted the big explosive action ending but it actually fell a little flat for me, mainly because I hate the Lobo character, always have.
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
can i contribute this to the cause
The "pride month has the word demon in the middle" meme, but instead it highlights the letter M and has Judi Dench in the background.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Since we *obviously* have some vandals pouring magic algae dust into pools, can this pixie also visit the pool at Mar-a-lago and other properties to give them that lustrous green glow?
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I work in an office campus surrounded by other office campuses. Frito-Lay is next door, but recently all their signage has been changed to the parent company, PepsiCo (downgrade). Across the street is KFC-Pizza Hut, but the Hut just got sold, so I’m waiting for that side of the sign to come down.
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Michael Edwards @eggwards.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’m glad that Bravo/Peacock is publishing a lot of clips from their faux Culture awards show. Last year that was 5 minutes of entertainment stretched across 90 minutes.
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