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Gary Sussex

@eggandbacon.bsky.social
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(Not that there's anything wrong with that) Cats, politics and COYS: all opinions probably mine, unless they're clearly stupid and wrong, in which case they're definitely mine.

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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 10h
You're laughing now, but Kemi will smash it if the next twenty or so by-elections are held adjacent to working oil-fields
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 10h
His bust has more charisma than the current Dem leadership (so it's probably off somewhere setting up a PAC)
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 22h
If you think he's losing it now, wait till he hears about Steiner's Army
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 23h
I liked it back when words had meanings
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just sittin' at home watchin' Rafferty turn into a serial
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Magnificent. Not sure I've actually read any of his columns for years, but there's no real need to do so; the headline delivers every time
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More Songs about Buildings and Preserves
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's the thing with David Byrne; he LOVES jam
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once again, the good burgers of Sussex can rest easy in their beds
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Further evidence that humanities courses are being discontinued
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because, in tiny print, the first word is "You're"
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please guys, a little respect for the Chief Rabbi
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Yes and Ho"
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Greenlit if you can get Ryan Reynolds
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heard that the post-war baby boom was caused by defects in the Britannia Shield
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's the Irony Dome
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spotted one or two minor faux pas
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Reloading My Gun Christian Wolff
Alt: Reloading My Gun Christian Wolff in the accountant
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've had the good fortune to meet Julie and in person she's really quite delightful
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Says she's French and not qualified to play for Ireland (but neither was Tony so 🤔)
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't need none of your city hall risk assessments, man, I live on the edge (of leafy East Sussex)
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe not quite "best", but a worthy nominee for most extraordinary individual performance
The Big G; the G-man; the G-unit. And currently an MP
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scotland are playing MK Dons?!?
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Croatia having a mare, probably because they're - yes indeed - pony.
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England's worst ever player would probably prove a more competitive contest than England's best. Might have to ignore the entire Taylor era just to keep the numbers down
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parents' attempt at a palindrome was sadly unsuccessful
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sure: in a toga, senatorial purple piping, laurel leaves, "veni, vidi, vibes"
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This gif comes round earlier and earlier every year
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The Fast Show: Roger Nouveau Shouts 'Soccer!'
Alt: The Fast Show: Roger Nouveau Shouts 'Soccer!'
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy pensive #Caturday
Pussy cat on his own level
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
...and the rest of the PL ended up having to pay higher salaries and transfer fees to compete with City
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bad hair day
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dance - let's get on down!"
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Indeed, as long as she has a platform (i.e. as long as she's funded), she'll happily continue to act as a conduit for the racist effluent the RW Media adores
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He might be this generation's Eric Cantona
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She possesses the essential superpower of dangerous idiots: absolute certainty
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A distinct cult hero alpha-list would be a treat
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stance only possible if your centre of gravity is in your ankles
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Delicious Homemade Meatloaf Ready to Bake
ALT: Delicious Homemade Meatloaf Ready to Bake
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I prefer the ramblings anyway. Coffee ready, just about to take a meander
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why did you hate the content? (Bluesky trad.)
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not even a Bayeaux-style fresco of Welsh football history? Scandalous.
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First recorded telephonic use of "Are we the baddies?"
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm picturing the bridge of TOS Enterprise when they go through a Space Storm
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And I hope he looks like this...
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peter gabriel 1973
Alt: peter gabriel fronting Genesis
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bet he's glad he resigned a year early. What a massive and completely above board stroke of luck for the lad
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dammit
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reference to Soros was gilding the lily somewhat (or an implicit admission of the nothingburger nature of the accusation)
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's the smokers' carriage
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Escobar knew the game was up when his cartel lost control of the street youth. As he famously said "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those Medellin kids"
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Their only mistake was to clone them from a guy who was already dead
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In today's hostage to fortune, Tonali declares he's now "100% fit"
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Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At least he hasn't mentioned sausages
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