Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 10hYou're laughing now, but Kemi will smash it if the next twenty or so by-elections are held adjacent to working oil-fields 020
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 10hHis bust has more charisma than the current Dem leadership (so it's probably off somewhere setting up a PAC) 000
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 22hIf you think he's losing it now, wait till he hears about Steiner's Army 020
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just sittin' at home watchin' Rafferty turn into a serial 000
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Magnificent. Not sure I've actually read any of his columns for years, but there's no real need to do so; the headline delivers every time 050
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Once again, the good burgers of Sussex can rest easy in their beds 000
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Further evidence that humanities courses are being discontinued 080
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Because, in tiny print, the first word is "You're" 010
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Please guys, a little respect for the Chief Rabbi 030
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Heard that the post-war baby boom was caused by defects in the Britannia Shield 000
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I spotted one or two minor faux passtatic.klipy.comReloading My Gun Christian WolffAlt: Reloading My Gun Christian Wolff in the accountant 030
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've had the good fortune to meet Julie and in person she's really quite delightful 000
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Says she's French and not qualified to play for Ireland (but neither was Tony so 🤔) 000
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Don't need none of your city hall risk assessments, man, I live on the edge (of leafy East Sussex) 010
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Maybe not quite "best", but a worthy nominee for most extraordinary individual performance 130
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Croatia having a mare, probably because they're - yes indeed - pony. 010
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026England's worst ever player would probably prove a more competitive contest than England's best. Might have to ignore the entire Taylor era just to keep the numbers down 010
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Parents' attempt at a palindrome was sadly unsuccessful 010
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sure: in a toga, senatorial purple piping, laurel leaves, "veni, vidi, vibes" 000
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This gif comes round earlier and earlier every yearstatic.klipy.comThe Fast Show: Roger Nouveau Shouts 'Soccer!'Alt: The Fast Show: Roger Nouveau Shouts 'Soccer!' 140
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026...and the rest of the PL ended up having to pay higher salaries and transfer fees to compete with City 020
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dance - let's get on down!" 010
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Indeed, as long as she has a platform (i.e. as long as she's funded), she'll happily continue to act as a conduit for the racist effluent the RW Media adores 101
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She possesses the essential superpower of dangerous idiots: absolute certainty 100
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A distinct cult hero alpha-list would be a treat 010
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Stance only possible if your centre of gravity is in your anklesstatic.klipy.comDelicious Homemade Meatloaf Ready to BakeALT: Delicious Homemade Meatloaf Ready to Bake 020
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I prefer the ramblings anyway. Coffee ready, just about to take a meander 010
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not even a Bayeaux-style fresco of Welsh football history? Scandalous. 010
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026First recorded telephonic use of "Are we the baddies?" 120
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm picturing the bridge of TOS Enterprise when they go through a Space Storm 020
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And I hope he looks like this...static.klipy.competer gabriel 1973Alt: peter gabriel fronting Genesis 120
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bet he's glad he resigned a year early. What a massive and completely above board stroke of luck for the lad 120
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reference to Soros was gilding the lily somewhat (or an implicit admission of the nothingburger nature of the accusation) 100
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Escobar knew the game was up when his cartel lost control of the street youth. As he famously said "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those Medellin kids" 110
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Their only mistake was to clone them from a guy who was already dead 000
Gary Sussex @eggandbacon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In today's hostage to fortune, Tonali declares he's now "100% fit" 000