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Firm believer that toast is a snack or a meal but a portion must always be two pieces.

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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dude, read what I wrote. That this was me learning. That I could see the US point of view when pointed out to me. That I hadn't considered it before. What you won't see is me saying it's positive. It's not. It's suggesting one athlete is getting favourable officiating. It's just not racist in Aus. 🤷‍♂️
A post highlighting that I said I was learning A post highlighting my agreement with a response and that when pointed out, I could see the POV of the upset parties.A post highlighting an admission of ignorance on how a commonly used phrase could be misconstrued in a similar but overall different culture.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So I went to watch the #Opals v China last night and it was an absolute blast. I loved it. The kids loved it. My wife loved it. I saw Lauren Jackson which has had me starstruck for 25 years with no signs of letting up. If you can, get along to game 2 in Melb tomorrow. Recommended.
7' 3" 19 year old Chinese phenom Zhang Zihu blocking a shot without leaving the ground.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Rough for me, who doesn't use either.
Side by side photos or tinned tomatoes and passata above an article asking which is best for bolognese.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Stink bomb
An online store listing for a cologne in a bottle shaped like a hand grenade.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Drop a film with a single word title
The poster for the movie Airplane! depicting an airplane tying itself in a knot.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I don't want to see another negative article about unemployment benefits or claims of "bludging" or "handouts" from news.com ever again. The absolute scum.
A news.com headline providing tips for bludging boomers to rort government handouts.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Absolutely perfect conditions. Let's go Dees! #AFL #AFLDeesSaints
The MCG pre-match for Melbourne vs St Kilda, round 1, 2026.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Only about half way to Milliways then.
A street sign at the intersection of High and Main streets and the Centre of the universe.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Cleveland owners chatting to the GM.
A meme based on Tobias and Lindsey from Arrested Development discussing whether an open marriage can work.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A lot of people joke about Downball being the sport Australia introduces to the Brisbane Olympics, but hear me out. Classic Catches. We've got the pool. The diving boards. We can rustle up a tin of Dunlop ATPs. Score it like gymnastics and diving.
A man diving from the side of a pool attempting to catch a tennis ball.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I don't want to make comment or discuss the ins and outs of Lachie or Jules Neale's personal lives but I can't be the only one who finds this reporting objectively funny?
An excerpt from a FoxFooty article detailing the status of a professional athlete's marriage through analysis of the social media activity of his wife.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Like a Foodcourt.
Screenshot of a yahoo article, posing a fan theory and treating it like news, on a new batman movie with a picture from Batman Begins to remind us all what Batman is.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
This arrived today. Much as I'd love to crack the spine and start reading I've mentally reserved it for the week away with the fam in January. Bring on the holidays. ⏲️
A copy of the Cameron Crowe memoir "The Uncool."
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This has been pretty convincingly conveyed already but go on.
A screenshot of a Yahoo Finance article.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
#AFLGF
The bicycle/stick meme suggesting Geelong coach Chris Scott's complaint about the sub rule was about his own inaction.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Sorry, what?
Article detailing the insane price of housing in Australia framed as a bargain hunt.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Last day for me at the G for the year. Let's get it done Dees. #AFL #AFLDeesDogs
The MCG at quarter time, round 22.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This sucked and my list sucks and there are far too many songs so I decided not to overthink it. I do love all these though. #TripleJ #Hottest100AustralianSongs
A list of 10 songs voted for in the hottest 100 Australian songs poll.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
A good conversation starter should you be standing by Sammy J, @tonymartin.bsky.social.
Screenshot of Sammy J Instagram post, a childhood list of movies, scored.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
A good conversation starter should you be standing by Sammy J, @tonymartin.bsky.social.
Screenshot of Sammy J Instagram post, a childhood list of movies, scored.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
That's why I don't 😉
A post lamenting the poor state of Melbourne FC's i50s
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
This woman has it all figured out.
A newspaper clipping.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I'm eating a delicious salad for lunch and if you can read my wife's handwriting then you can try it too. The last three ingredients are the dressing and are extremely necessary to make it all palatable.
A handwritten recipe for quinoa, lentil and pomegranate salad with a yoghurt dressing.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
We're back at the 'G! Conditions are perfect, and the Tigers are inexperienced and undermanned so there really aren't any excuses tonight Dees. Let's carry last week's effort into this one. ✊ #AFL #AFLDeesTigers
The MCG prematch - Melbourne vs Richmond, ANZAC eve 2025.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
What the hell am I doing here? 🫠 Please Dees... Please. #AFL #AFLDeesFreo
The MCG prematch (Melbourne v Freo) taken from the second level.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood. I had surgery as a pre-schooler and woke up to this bad boy at the end of my bed. Loved it.
1984 Voltron 5 figure Lion Force box set.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The balls. The absolute balls on this mob. 😤 #AFL @melbournefc.bsky.social
An SMS notification from MFC reminding the recipient of a direct debit for a membership payment.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Hahahahahahahahaha! @melbournefc.bsky.social wants me to bring people TO the game?! Guys, I go because I'm trapped and became dead inside long ago, I'm not subjecting actual friends to this. 🤣
An MFC Member email advertising guest passes for premium member seating.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I've been keen to read this one from @jowrotethis.bsky.social for a while and it's now arrived! #MCU #BookSky💙📚
A copy of the non-fiction book MCU.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
🤔
ABC News headlines detailing youth engagement and knowledge of politics.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Huh... I only just noticed this. Well played again #Bluey people.
The book version of the Bluey episode "Fairytale"A poster for 1980s Australian BMX movie "BMX Bandits"
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
For me? This.
A woman drinking a coconut cocktail at a rural music festival.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I'm never more immature than when I see local wildlife wandering around my yard. It's something I have to tell as many people as possible about. #Australia #Echidna
An echidna searching for food throughout the grass.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Diversity Fashion! Dog Dog Team - Attack! Captain Ameriea!
An off-brand version of Elsa from Frozen labelled Diversity Fashion.An off-brand version of Paw Patrol toys labelled Dog Dog Team.An off-brand version of a Captain America toy labelled Captain Ameriea from "The Avcngcrs"
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
One of the stupider things I enjoy doing is checking out off brand toys at dollar stores just to giggle at the packaging. Here are some recent finds. Super Mariq! Note the "Unlimited fyn."
An off-brand version of Super Mario called Super Mariq.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid.
1989 Batman movie poster
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #536,014!
Graphic indicating when I joined BlueSky
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Hard to believe it was only about a year ago I won that Best Dad Award. Wonder if I can go back-to-back?
Children's artwork depicting a handprint as trophy on a base of construction paper with The Best Dad written on it.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
Wh-what? Why? Who've you been talking to?
Screenshot of an Amazon notification on my phone advising that they think I'd like a new wrench.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 20: Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut (1969)
Paperback copy of Slaughterhouse Five. A red cover with yellow text for the author and black for the title. A yellow skull and crossbones is illustrated.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 19: 1984, George Orwell. (1949)
Paperback copy of 1984 by George Orwell depicting an officer in riot gear speaking into a megaphone.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 18: Dune, Frank Herbert (1965)
Paperback copy of Dune by Frank Herbert. A desert landscape with a sandworm silhouette forming the only view of the horizon.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 17: Tuesdays with Morrie, Mitch Albom (1997)
Red paperback copy of Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 16: High Fidelity, Nick Hornby (1995)
Paperback copy of High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 15: Kingdom Come, Mark Waid
Trade paperback collection of Kingdom Come comic series by Mark Waid.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 14: The Catcher in the Rye, J. D. Salinger (1945)
Paperback copy of The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 13: Lolly Scramble, Tony Martin (2005)
Paperback copy of Lolly Scramble by Tony Martin. Cover is blue, with a quote from Mick Molloy, 'The proudest oak in the deepest forest would consider it an honour to be logged, planed and pulped into this timeless classic.'
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 12: The Iliad, Homer. (Translation published 1950)
Paperback copy of The Iliad
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 11: Cooking with Baz, Sean Dooley (2009)
Copy of the memoir Cooking with Baz. The cover shows a serving tray with a plated meal and a flower in a vase. Above is a bird holding a photo of the author and his father.
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Ed @egg2883.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. It's supposed to be no explanations, just covers, but I'll add the title and date. #BookSky 💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge Day 10: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, D. Adams. (1979)
Paperback copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
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