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Chris Beiser

@egg.computer
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a big lichen on the process of civilization

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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 12/08/2026
its just not been the same since i lost my knocker-upper
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 24/06/2026
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 18/06/2026
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 10/06/2026
trying to explain to my fellow forumgoers that i am personally concerned
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 03/06/2026
i love local news
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 25/05/2026
Very exciting news: notnothing.ooo, the small press which I have begun to help my friends Suspended Reason and @arquipelago.org run, is the recipient of a New Aesthetics grant. To celebrate, we are giving away PDFs of Suspended Reason's “Avatar: Way of Water”: www.notnothing.ooo/books/the-wa...
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 12/05/2026
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 28/04/2026
Dustin Moskovitz getting addicted to bluesky is so funny. The "no gap larger than four hours" label is one of my favorite details on this app. Labellers in general—truly great content.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 24/04/2026
the long break is 11 hours. in practice this means that charging is done in the operating time, which puts electric vehicles at a structural disadvantage. there are similar exceptions in place for ferries and railways!
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 24/04/2026
he also claims Alex Karp literally caused both 9/11 and Covid and sent hitmen after him, i don't think this guy is credible
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 24/04/2026
The source for this claim also says that Palantir caused not just Covid, but also 9/11. He also says that Alex Karp sent hitmen after him. I am not really a fan of Palantir but I do not think this is a credible guy.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 24/04/2026
trying to convince people to watch Andre Roublev with me
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 23/04/2026
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 18/04/2026
oklou fans are either gay or user interface designer
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 07/04/2026
We could perhaps save some time if we start with this sentence, and whether you agree with it.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 01/04/2026
Wired has a piece out today on the topic of the Woke 2 meme. Their conclusion? It's not a real cultural moment, because culture right now is when right wingers do things. Bad take and I disagree!
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 20/03/2026
you ever heard of this meme? an oldie but a goodie
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 18/02/2026
I would very much like to try the new Ruixue, Ruixianghong and Qincui varietals
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 16/02/2026
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 28/01/2026
not to be too woke but the focus on "being held accountable" is tacitly carceral
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 29/12/2025
once again i would like to point out that contrary to expectations, ATMs did not reduce bank teller employment, with ATMs introduced in the 70s and bank tellers peaking in 2005. bank tellers did see qualitative changes in the job, however. and online banking did later reduce bank teller employment.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 09/11/2025
Study period january-thru-august and it covers attempts to do enterprise software acquisitions. The headline number excludes LLMs entirely, which by the same metric have a 40% success rate. "95% of sales attempts of non-LLM generative AI tools don't close" doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 09/11/2025
Very weird claim to suggest productivity isn't up honestly. It certainly seems to be up!
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 13/10/2025
DONALD SHOUP raised one hand and thus he spake: PEDESTRIANS SHALL NOT SUBSIDIZE PARKING FOR DRIVERS
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 08/10/2025
this take is literally an entire decade late but the first time i heard taylor swift's "Style" i thought it was a shockingly forthright piece of racial propaganda and it's kinda bizarre to me that this isn't the consensus view
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when she says "james dean daydream look in your eyes" and then "red lip classic thing that you like" and "long hair slicked back white t-shirt" and "good girl faith and a tight little skirt" and then spends a verse on the idea that he's driving her home she is constructing a vision of hegemonic 1950s whiteness. nobody talks about this. and then when she says "we never go out of style" she asserts that the sex appeal of hegemonic whiteness is durable, in contrast to racialized sexual appeals that she sees as trend-based or ephemeral. nobody talks about this.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 16/09/2025
the comment that inspired this post:
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 16/09/2025
In particular, "Dynamic Sketching" is now possible and even at times trivial; the same is broadly true for "Dynamic Reading" as well, if you ask Claude to write up little toys for you to play with as you go along.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 26/06/2025
Woke 2 (2/2)
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 26/06/2025
The time has come for Woke 2 Here's what I'm proposing:
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 12/05/2025
they're very close to grasping something
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 27/04/2025
re:fantasies about minimalist software, rewriting the stack, eliminating all dependencies
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 27/04/2025
I actually think this is a rare case where they really should tear down more freeway. It's a six-block leg that splits two neighborhoods apart for 1.5 exits, with no real destination or natural throughfare at the end of it. At a minimum, it should open onto Van Ness and not extend to Octavia
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 14/03/2025
the more things change
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 04/02/2025
i'm not falling for this scam—i know these grants are frozen
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 21/01/2025
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 20/01/2025
closer already than you may have realized
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 12/01/2025
it's supposed to show you the amount of time you have spent on your phone today. it obviously does not work quite right.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 11/01/2025
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 11/01/2025
kinda amazing how much time i've spent on my phone today
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 10/01/2025
very close
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 25/12/2024
the visuals remind me of Screw Sorter 2000
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 22/12/2024
slight decline in steps from last year… but active energy is way up!
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 11/12/2024
I just sent the author this email. I can't decide if it's cringe or not, but I feel it's important to correct the record.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 09/12/2024
:)
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 08/12/2024
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 30/11/2024
you've never heard a piece in 6/4-3/4-3/8-5/4-2/4-5/8-6/4-2/4-5/4?
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 27/11/2024
workshopping a viral bluesky post
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 26/11/2024
Of the many unimpressive claims in this article, this one is probably the most pants-on-fire. If developing world wages increase by 2.5x, and developed wages increase by 1x, the proportion of global production purchasable on a developing world wage has increased, and not by a little.
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 17/11/2024
tech company wheatpaste has always felt outlandishly inauthentic but it's nice to see byrne getting a promo budget
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Chris Beiser @egg.computer · 17/11/2024
i think it's worth having a positive stance about how to improve the world that is based in reality. unrelated, here's some nice cutlery.
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