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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“look what lil kim made us do”

EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

u.s. americans pay usa income tax even if we emigrate; we gotta give up our passports (or do shady shit in panama) to get out of it. we don’t even need to pretend to worry about the billionaires leaving for monaco like european countries do.

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

man a reverend wright problem sounds like a death knell. why do we call it that tho?

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

you can’t be authoritarian without, like, running a police force and a judicial system, man. the word loses all meaning when you use it to describe people being mean to you online.

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

the main difference is that we don’t have thousands of people promoting the sudan genocide in the american press as a good thing the way supporters of israel promote their cause here. and no one is mendaciously calling me islamophobic for saying so.

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

we do, in fact, send tons of weapons and money to the UAE, who in turn use them to perpetuate a genocide against ethnic africans in sudan. that is unquestionably a genocide and we share responsibility for it as well as that being perpetuated in palestine.

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

everyone knows nothing good ever happened by trying to write something that’s good and rereading to make sure you’ve done so. the only kind of slop in the world is the a.i. variety, of course.

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

i oppose slop even when it’s written by an actual human, and am not sure that kind is at all better than ai slop

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

yeah man all those nazis and maga folks out there seizing the means of production on behalf of the proletariat

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

inflation eased now everyone who doesn’t want to buy a house is having an easy time finding an apartment within their budget

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Ornette Coleman Pharoah Sanders Morphine The Tragically Hip Sparklehorse Songs: Ohia Allman Brothers with Dickey, Greg, Butch and Allen Woody Dr. John Shooglenifty Art Ensemble of Chicago with everyone except Lester Bowie

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

cheap whiners can read it free with an email address

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

ok but the difference is that he was invited to give the talk and the people there were able to choose to attend or not

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

gov, josh shapiro (d) said the genocide protesters in pennsylvania were doing a kkk and he’s positioning himself as a frontrunner for the presidential nomination.

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

i mean, only idiots trusted him, but that was literally the central plank of the maga foreign policy up until greenland and venezuela and all this shit! it’s battle-tested electorally popular, bipartisan even! only a few centrist jackasses and the arms dealers who donate to them hem and haw about it

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

hail thee, festival day slaps

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

before that the name was manifest destiny, hence unyielding us support; they’re just following our playbook

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

lots of straight republicans get mad at something without understanding it too! the issue isn’t with queer and trans people here, it about stupid people, who clearly come in all sorts of shapes and sizes and orientations and gender identities.

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

steven miller is running things tho

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

every city over 500k should start a secessionist movement from their states and wrest control of electoral votes, senators, state income tax, zoning, streets, all that shit from those goons

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

as the saying goes, never bring a sidearm, a taser, a collapsible baton, and a tactical vest to a snowball fight

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

ok so i’ve read a couple of his books and i can only ask here if he has ever _____ ________ _______, or else if he spends a lot of time thinking about ________ and/or _______ these grandchildren

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

to be fair, our good friend the UAE is arming and supporting the genocidal RSF in Sudan, including with weapons we sold them at a taxpayer funded discount

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

followed immediately by what would become dick’s picks 4! what a show

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

they’re wearing plate carriers to protect themselves from their coworkers, of course

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

"dying, dying is the opposite of leaving. dying is the opposite of running around"

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

those books are by the same guy

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

the famously anti-murder local minneapolis law enforcement? they’re gonna keep ICE thugs in check you think?

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

housing is objectively becoming more affordable? or is it only perceived *subjectively* as a necessity?

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

are y’all just pretending you don’t know about housing costs or what

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

to be fair, free showers in airports would also be great (as long as they hired enough people to clean up after the folks shitting in them on the regular)

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

even if you genuinely feel that way, it’s weird to try to scold someone for that joke when, clearly, rg3 is the guy who did the mixing of sports and religion when he said “stop persecuting christians” because he disagreed with the cfp ranking

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

say what you will about that guy, but if the white house situation room isn’t air conditioned, well, i’d be a bit grumpy too

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

500 attacks! they are serious

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

the gangster disciples aren’t gonna like this news

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

that and how sam altman is now asking the federal government to backstop his billions of dollars in debt which is a totally surefire bet on the future btw

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

ok but i still think that’s not a great reason for us taxpayers to backstop trillions of dollars in complicated loans for new nuclear power plants to light up a million new datacenters because ai is undoubtedly going to revolutionize the global economy in some unspecified way ya know?

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

are we still talking about trump and mamdani?!

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

were they one of the families in that article?!

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

i always interpreted the golden toilet called “america” as some sort of political analogy but it turns out a billionaire thief just wanted to sit on a golden throne and spray his loose shit all over the country and its people

nyt article saying Cattelan’s gold toilet sculpture called “america” was commissioned by steve cohen

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EGG @egg-van-gundy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

are the sculptures slowly rotating back and forth? 😍

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Will never not be funny to me that the Latin name for the American Robin is Turdus migratorius

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