Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025If I was Sydney Sweeney for a day they’d have to put a cone around my neck so I stop trying to self breast feed 130
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Bro you gotta hit my pen. It’s Sri Lankan sewer drain flavor. Straight gas bro I swear. 040
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Bro promise you’ll cuss out my baby momma for me while I’m in jail 010
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Sorry I haven’t been fighting on the glass coach… my doctor put me on some pills so I stop humping furniture 020
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Franz Kafka should’ve had a verse on Forever with Drake and Kanye 010
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025March Madness is kinda a wash this year bc we’re yet to have any morbidly obese players go for 30 050
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Surprised we’ve yet to see a referee tell an angry coach that “For a true loves kiss” they’ll change the call 020
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/202516 seeds should be granted one magical item such as an enchanted amulet or magic crystal 030
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025As much as I like pouring up and hitting licks I do enjoy curling up to the fire with a classic novel 010
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025The only issue with Bluesky is that not enough people use it 030
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025But im a pimp, i go beast mode, what the hell, ill drink a beer, i think i belong here 031
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I don’t got cable at the crib so I’ve been at the gym since 9 am lifting weights so they don’t kick me out 110
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I’d be the first college hooper with an NIL deal from Letterboxd 050
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025March Madness got me seeing humans I didn’t even know were possible 030
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Nice 8 year degree bro I just made a million dollars cuz I’m a white guy with a mustache and a silky three point jumper 0191
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025March Madness is the testing ground for Yakub’s next great white abominations 040
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I made a big bomb for you bro. Send me the addy bro. I’m sending you this bomb in the mail bro. You’re gonna explode bro. 020
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Woody Guthrie sang some good songs. Not too many listened though. Bob Dylan sang some good songs too. He got a lot of folks to listen. 110
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Breaking someone’s ankles and watching them fall into a bottomless pit 010
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Pussy like quantum mechanics I aint ever gonna get that shit 150
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I ain’t gone lie gang I’ve been getting hella overstimulated lately 000
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I’m really disgusted by the vulgar things I’ve said in the past 2101
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Breaking News: Santa suffered an ACL tear against Cincinnati on Sunday. He is OUT for the season. 1191
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 23/12/2024No more. Enough of this crap. From now on I will be posting on paper and pencil 020
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I’ve been reading a book, but it’s hard to stay consistent 010
Reposted by Shaun JohnsonJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/12/2024important: ✅ sports ✅ video games ✅ going online ✅ posting not important: 🚫 typos 🚫 proper punctuation 🚫 proper capitalization 🚫 whether or not god is real 704604631
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Them pinkertons been on my ass like a mf! Let a playa strike! 000
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Gonna go home and read my book next to the fire with my cat 040
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024If there are any groomers on here I just want to put the word out that I am foolish and impressionable 0121
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I should start finding ways to make this place a hell hole 010
Reposted by Shaun Johnsontyler @tyler02.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If i go an hour without posting somewhere i will literally kill myself and die 2641
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Shiiiit playa we got shit out the ass round these parts 010
Shaun Johnson @egan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Going at it tonight! Tonight! There’s a party on the rooftop top of the world! 040
