eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 13/10/2026No one ever compliments my Spider-Thong. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Watching Boston Legal and I‘m at the episode that’s summed up as “Fox News is obviously propaganda but it’s just entertainment! It’s not dangerous or anything.“ Episode is nearly 20 years old. Imagine what irreparable harm Fox has done to the minds of viewers in the decades before and after. 010
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There’s an annoying consequence of the modern internet age that I want to vent about. People having more direct access to creators and artists than ever before through social media has lead to a dumbfoundingly large number of “fans” arguing with creators about the meaning of their own creations 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Had the consult today for getting on the transplant list and the doctors are going to spit roast me. A colonoscopy and an esophagoscopy. That means a camera up my butt and down my throat in the same procedure. Had to resist the urge to jokingly ask if it’s the same camera. 000
Reposted by @eflowlive.bsky.socialℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome. 1123710539
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t know why Eric Schmitt is talking shit about Jeremy Renner but I love Hawkeye. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Has Wolverine ever been like, “I don’t want to eviscerate this guy but I absolutely need to #%*$ him up“ and then just popped his claws out like a half inch so they’re like bladed knuckles? 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I consider myself to be straight, but I have to admit when Frank Castle had a beard I may have questioned some things. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026An excuse to touch a young girl? Of course the comatose motherfucker woke up for that. 110
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026@gailsimone.bsky.social has friended me both here and on Facebook now. That means we’re besties, right? When do I get all the insider knowledge on UXM like Nightcrawler’s post bamf-ing ritual or Gambit’s skincare regime? 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I hope if Avengers: Doomsday ends similarly to Infinity War with a cliffhanger ending having Doom win that when the end credits start they show the title again but the Avengers logo cracks and a tiny piece turns into an apostrophe making the bottom into Doom’sday 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Did he think this was some kind of gotcha moment? Was I supposed to be ashamed or something? 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I saw Supergirl tonight with my niece and I have to say I found it pretty ok. Totally just my opinion but I didn’t think it was great, but I’m also the type that doesn't think it has to be. I enjoyed it enough to recommend other people see it and that’s all I really want in a movie. 020
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026So did you know there’s a 24 hour Jojo’s bizarre adventure channel? Someone in my house set the tv to it so whenever I turn on the tv to play PS5 or before I switch to a streaming service I see the most random moments. What the hell is this show even about!?static.klipy.comKuni Jojokuni: Kakyoin Cherry SceneALT: Kuni Jojokuni: Kakyoin Cherry Scene 001
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Today at dialysis Fox News is discussing super important world issues such as MLB uniform requirements. Just when I thought they couldn’t be more of a joke they put up a full screen shot of a tweet from Rob Schneider with his picture because most people probably don’t even know who the hell he is. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Every time I go to dialysis they have Fox News playing. A couple days ago the chyron read something about tourists coming for the World Cup show their love for America. Basically a propaganda piece about how foreigners think America is so gosh darned amazing.static.klipy.comMan's Exaggerated Rolling EyesALT: Man's Exaggerated Rolling Eyes 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Listening to the nurses and doctor responsible for my dialysis talking about how gosh darned cool cybertrucks are. I’m concerned. 031
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 07/05/2026You could tell me @gailsimone.bsky.social wrote this and I’d honestly believe you. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I am in AFib as I type this. Doctors are working to restore my rhythm. Fingers crossed. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I survived another surgery.media.tenor.coma man is laying on the ground in a wrestling ring with a fox logo in the backgroundALT: a man is laying on the ground in a wrestling ring with a fox logo in the background 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I’m in the hospital again.media.tenor.comhomer simpson is laying on his back on a wooden floor in a cartoon .ALT: homer simpson is laying on his back on a wooden floor in a cartoon . 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I fell a month ago and it still hurt so I went to the doctor and it turned out I’d broken my hand. Today I took the splint off because it was driving me crazy. So I was fine for a month with the pain of a broken bone but 24 hours being itchy and a minor inconvenience was too much for me. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 17/04/2026As an atheist I’ve had to deal with the fact that my worldview is lose/lose. Either I’m right and the only thing waiting when I die is oblivion or I’m wrong and get to burn in hell because I don’t believe in a sky boogeyman. I’m now comforted by the thought that Trump will be burning with me.media.tenor.comelmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above himALT: elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him 030
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Another actor that I think deserves more credit is Jesse L Martin. I don’t know how this man is consistently one of the best things in every project he’s in.media.tenor.coma man in a suit stands next to a woman wearing a pink top that says ' uspion ' on itALT: a man in a suit stands next to a woman wearing a pink top that says ' uspion ' on it 010
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I’m cooking up a hypothetical and completely fictional assassination plot. Step one is getting a job at McDonalds by Mar-a-lardo.media.tenor.coma mcdonald 's clown is wearing a red jacket with the letter m on itALT: a mcdonald 's clown is wearing a red jacket with the letter m on it 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I feel like the bots need to organize a little better so this doesn’t happen. 001
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 08/04/2026So many people on formerly Twitter are praising Trump for getting the strait opened exactly like it was before he invaded but worse. That’s MAGA though. They just make everything worse. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I swear it feels like every time I see a conservative posting something evil and/or stupid they live in Texas or Florida. It’s infuriating. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Oh my god. I just realized I’m turning 44 on 4/20 and my doctor wants me to have a colonoscopy at 45. I’m another year closer to The Magic Schoolbus levels of violation.media.tenor.coma cartoon of a school bus inside a large intestine with the words take a left at your intestine below itALT: a cartoon of a school bus inside a large intestine with the words take a left at your intestine below it 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Sat down to read April Pool’s Day and saw Deadpool microwaving tea. Wanted to point it out to @gailsimone.bsky.social like the good little narc that I am only to realize she wrote It.media.tenor.coma man in a hat is standing in front of a door with his mouth open and says `` silly me '' .ALT: a man in a hat is standing in front of a door with his mouth open and says `` silly me '' . 1190
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 01/04/2026What is the deal with the guest stars on Elsbeth? Why are they so good and who on the show has that much blackmail material to keep landing them? Part of the fun is seeing who will play a killer next. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 30/03/2026@gailsimone.bsky.social I was wondering how much you can reveal about how the sausage is made. The Superman/Spider-Man comic is such a huge collaborative effort with 2 companies and a ton of writers and artists. I think it’s fascinating. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Was watching the movie Face/Off and I didn’t realize Danny Masterson was in it playing a rapist. The universe has a fucked up sense of humor sometimes. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I’ve started watching Fire Country on Paramount+ and I’m 2 seasons in and I have to say Bode is friggin obnoxious. He’s the living embodiment of the Simpsons joke “Where’s Poochie?” Joked about it with my niece while 2 characters were talking and their conversation went straight back to Bode 010
Reposted by @eflowlive.bsky.socialeflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If I’m any recruiter for any terrorist group, resistance group, or whatever you can think of I have Petey here playing on a loop as a recruitment tool bragging about America raining death from the sky. 001
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I watched the newest episodes of The Pitt and Scrubs and gave myself medical show whiplash.media.tenor.coma man is carrying another man on his back with the word eagleeeee written on the bottomALT: a man is carrying another man on his back with the word eagleeeee written on the bottom 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Maybe I had Elon’s sense of humor wrong all along? 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Who do you think has the cooler voice between Steve Blum or Keith David? I can’t choose. I love them both. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My niece and I baked Valentines Day butts! 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Made steak fajitas tonight. I marinated the steak, baked the tortillas, etc. I honestly think it’s one of the best things I’ve ever made so of course my 19 year old nephew (that survives off chicken tenders and pizza bagels) thought they were just alright. 001
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I owe @commandersterling.bsky.social a huge debt of gratitude for introducing me to Two Point Museum. This goddamn game has consumed so much of my free time and I’m willingly feeding it more. Not something I’d have usually sought out on my own and I absolutely would have missed out. Thank you. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I have mixed feelings about Starfleet Academy. I like most of the characters, but I don’t really feel like I’m clicking with the series. Maybe I’m just too old and cranky? As Lura Thok put it, “I require significantly less cheerfulness in my final moments”media.tenor.coma close up of a person wearing a red shirtALT: a close up of a person wearing a red shirt 110
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Been meaning to watch Predator: Badlands and I finally got to with it coming to Disney+. The amount of charm, humor, and heart they managed to cram into it is a goddamn marvel. I loved it.media.tenor.coma stuffed animal is holding a torch in a dark room .ALT: a stuffed animal is holding a torch in a dark room . 010
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Goddammit. The Pitt got me bawling with Dr Robby recounting Louie’s history. Such a good show. Anyone else worried about Dana? 011
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Ok, Star Trek crews really need to realize those holodecks are death traps. Has every series since TNG had at least one holodeck malfunction episode? At least this one on Voyager the doctor got to play around in Beowulf. 010
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Someone please tell me why Greg Land still gets work. It’s infuriating and I will always skip a comic he’s associated with. 000
eflowlive.bsky.social @eflowlive.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I’m rewatching Star Trek Voyager from start to finish and so far I’m 5 episodes in and enjoying myself. I was 13 when the series first came out and my dumb ass didn’t appreciate it back then the same way I do now. 110
