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@effisp.bsky.social
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coughing up a big bug and raising it as my son

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
waiting for the moment my wife gives birth to then force her to pick his name from this list
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
what the fuck is my man doing
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
guess they just let anyone in around here
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
how i look telling the homeless crackhead going through my garbage that they should invest in litecoin
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
their wings feel like foreskin
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
same energy
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
got my new bat homies a little bit ago, they're sweet af and absolutely LOVE to take phat leaks
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
they're known for how much they fuck kids: both irl and in fortnite
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
i loved green book (2018), so heartfelt
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
this makes me jealous of north koreans
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
where men cried
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
thanks
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
just saw this.. proud of him
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
same energy
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
customer: hey, i want you to draw my female dnd character artist: sure, here! customer: actually, i was looking for something more like this
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
my favourite movie about disney adults
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
i got this clown for my kids birthday and he fucking sucks
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
i only watch kino
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
italian grande would beat the shit out of wicked grande just look at this hood rat
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
biggest lie ever told
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
sea captain: yaharr, the wind be blowin' tonight! gay guy called wind:
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
the shadow people are talking sweaty, listen and learn
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
yeah thats what i woulda did
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
the left already has their own joe rogan
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"juno, your pussy got my ass pregnant"
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
...you aren’t even in the segment, but you just decided to barge in and draw focus because … why? You couldn’t stand that a puppet brought people together in a meaningful way that you can’t? You couldn’t stand that your appearance on national television to promote your wildly successful series w...
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
me and my follower
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
you have the feet of an oppressor you monster
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
my dad teaching me to shave
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
me: give me a FUCKING reason to hang up, i fucking dare you, you dumb bitch. my three month old nephew im facetiming:
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
imagine the smell
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
'jargis, put your dick in my ass' 'right away sir'
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
'genocide through the ass' is my new favourite term
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
robo induced mental illness
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
thanks bro i love you
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
following people that annoy me back to their house and when they question why im following them i give them one of these
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
i only watch kino
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
butt hair so thick that eating ass like licking velcro
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
pulling one of these in the political debate so they get uncomfortable and leave
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
haha yes
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
will there be food?
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
whenever my gf gets angry at me i say 'i like the one that says 'some pulp'' so she thinks of endearing heart throb james gandolfini as tony soprano and she gets happy again
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
shove the spinning mussolini buttplug up my ass and hang me upside down because im horny af 🤪
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
mfers that look like this say shit like 'i can fix her' about a 10/10 baddie
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
definitely my favourite poe short story
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
me when the elderly teacher has a seizure and hits her head so we can leave class 14 minutes early
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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
me introducing my twink gnome boyfriend to my family
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