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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

whenever i see street fight vids i always think about how much it'll be improved by a woman screaming, then BLAM! there she is

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

when im feeling down i rewatch charlie Kirk getting shot

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

chanting 'part of the ship, part of the crew' as i scoop my cats turds on top of my freshly squeezed diarrhoea

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

my name's steve-o and this is relapsing on heroin!

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

i jerk off to non con porn when im not horny to feel a fraction of the pain women go through 😔

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

if i ever met john malkovich id tell him how shit he was in rounders

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

who the fuck thinks its actually fun to stay at the ymca? isnt that where they keep poor people??

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

gonna go to a pickpocket hotspot and connect my wallet chain to my butt plug for maximum pleasure

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

if i was a mad scientist id give cats human teeth

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

white guy with a race play fetish that asks his black girlfriend to act like an asian

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

i play dark souls boss music while i beat my child

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

you're 'fasting' because of ramadan? slow down bro we're in a school zone...

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

if a sandwich has bacon as its only meat it doesn't even feel like it has meat: bacon is a side bitch and should only be consumed with a bigger, stronger flesh

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

the devil wears nada and you see his tiny penis and long nipples

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

ive started calling busty women 'fat chested' to keep those bitches in line

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

if plankton renamed his restaurant to the cum bucket i think he'd get more customers

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

instead of valentines day it should be palentines day and we get to have gay sex with our homies

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

i call the river thames 'thim'

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

why did we move from currency being backed by gold to currency being backed by an italian car brand?

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

if cacti were sentient do you think pulling out their spines would make them scream in pleasure, or pain?

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

if i was a scientist i would invent sex pests (cockroaches that sneak into your room while you're having sex and jerk off)

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

id let these little sluts slob my knob any day

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

they should make a dick pill that makes me NOT get hard when i see a hot guy

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

if steve harvey actually played meet n fuck kingdom, he'd actually understand the stalwart timelessness of the genre and its rightful place as modern art

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

waiting for the moment my wife gives birth to then force her to pick his name from this list

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

changing my pet name of pussy to rhino to show my reverence of such a powerful beast

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

im one of the few intellectuals actively rooting for the bogdanoffing of aging male actors - the art form of film needs more mickey rourke's!

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

god is a black trans queen and she's sending me straight to hell for laughing at cumtown

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

if a dog beat me at an award for humans id fucking kill myself

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

getting a tear-drop tattoo for every abortion i make my gf get

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

hey chatgpt, generate my cock in your ass 😜

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

damn ariana grande got really fat for wicked hopefully she can shed a couple of pounds

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I asked my down syndrome cousin what his favourite snack is and he handed me his box of crayons

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

making a porn parody of john wick called long dick and he fucks everyone that neutered his dog

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

looking for an autistic baddie who's special interests are cooking and power rangers

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

they should invent pants that make your farts louder

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

you think the grinch's asshole is bleached?

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

the beachside body positivity convention has been renamed 'the bay of pigs'

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

they should change the official title of a stay at home wife to house bitch

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

i made an obvious shitpost on reddit and half the replies are taking it seriously that website fucking sucks

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

i thought the big short was gonna be a movie about a really big midget but it was about some gay ass money shit

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

do you think the cars in cars get a perverse sexual pleasure being refuelled and serviced??

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

i only want ai as a tool to scour someone's social media so i know how to insult them better

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

making a gritty, breaking-badesque retelling of the simpsons called 'the pimpsons' where homer is sent to prison and marge is a prostitute for flanders' stable of bitches

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

pulling one ball through my pants and asking 'how does this make you feel?' to my therapist

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

me and my homies roam the streets like a group of paulie walnuts giggling and repeating jokes to each other and you're invited

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

called my cat retarded and he hissed at me

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

dodgeball and the spongebob movie made me think david hassellhoff was one of the biggest celebrities ever, then i grew up and learned he's just a dude?

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

my celebrity crush is vera farmiga but in 20 years

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Fat Fuck @effisp.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

feeding my chickens the corpse of their kin so they turn into wendichickens (the eggs are bigger)

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