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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's been a busy month with lots of respirator time. We just dropped the last hocus pocus and mini skulls for the season 👻 We're on to holiday production 🤸🏻‍♀️

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

🚨 LAST CALL 🚨 Filling the last ghost cups today so they can ship next week. Pre-orders are closing. 👻Don't let them ghost you!👻 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If pumpkin and apple fall scents aren't your jam, may I suggest an herbaceous, earthy and grounding Palo Santo and Sage scent? Witchy Sh*t is becoming a seasonal scent this year. She's around for fall/Halloween (or sold out) effingcandleco.com/collections/...

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Happy international black cat day from our resident black cat in formal wear, Doodles 💖🐈‍⬛

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I had to give her approximately 97 treats to get this shot of all the Halloween vessels and scents. Is she blocking the light? Yeah, a little. Do I care at this point? No, absolutely not.

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

New photos of Mitch McConnell just dropped 👻

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Doodles is reserving her purrs for people who vote today.

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

We're pouring 👻 🎃 scents this week, and we need to make a lil room in the studio, so these bb's are buy 2, get 1 free! effingcandleco.com/collections/...

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

POOP Summer Planning On Overthrowing the Patriarchy If you've got the 🥬🪱 you're having a poop summer for different reasons

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Sorry if the labels on A Ray of Effing Sunshine are a lil off-center in the next batch; Gasolina came on, and I'm 43, so you know that ass was SHAKIN

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Booth refresh day at Made in KC (plaza location). ICYMI, Doodles has her own bag charm 😻 I have to take product pics, but she'll be available online soon 🩷

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Two new refill kit scents just hit the shop! 🤩 The wick included is sized for our 7.2oz candles, so if you have some empty jars around...👀 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The tomatometer is off the charts 🍅

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You step out of the ocean and lie down on a warm towel in the sand The scent of jasmine tanning oil wafts over from a few beach chairs away. Your best friend puts on a pink dragonfruit lip balm *Ding* Your summer situationship: "What are you doing tonight? I want to see you" It smells like✨that✨

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

She's baaaaaack! Tomato vine, lemon zest, fresh basil. The smell on your hands after you pick vine ripened tomatoes. If your love herbaceous, earthy scents, this one's for you. We made a limited batch. Once it's gone, it's gone for the summer 🍅 effingcandleco.com/collections/...

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Abracadabra! 🪄 You are very relaxed and everything is going to be okay

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Tomorrow, we pour Tomato Tomahtoh, your fav tomato vine scent. I can't wait to smell it again 😍🍅

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Went around Made in KC having everyone smell Summer Fling, and every one of the girls knew that it's a dupe of Cheirosa '68 😂

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Waiting for everyone to get their Paris of the Plains and Summer Fling orders to see if you like it. It feels like USPS is taking forever to deliver, helppppppppppp 🫨

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

MAGA when they see a rainbow logo for Pride Month. On the subject of Pride! I didn't forget. I'm still 🏳️‍🌈. I do, however, have some health stuff going on that needs my attention, and I couldn't get it together to do a Pride drop.

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Heard u had a long day. Have an eyeball massage 🤗

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Went to a friend's house and not a single wick was trimmed. Candles burning like Olympic torches. Hamburger, help me.

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I've always thought Memorial Day sales are hella weird. They're giving the vibe of that ep of Sex and the City where Miranda's Mom dies and the florist Charlotte uses sends a gaudy arrangement... "Those flowers were supposed to say 'We're so sorry, we love you,' not 'You're dead, let's disco'!"

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

How to force yourself to clean the fridge: use it in a photoshoot 😆

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Halloween vessel samples are here and I'm screaminggggggg 👻 they're so freaking cute

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

In case no one told you lately: CROMPCH

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Someone got big mad about the Abortion is Healthcare candle so I donated $520 worth of candles to PP so their volunteers could get a lil thank you gift

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

hiiiiii I can't believe I have to say this, but our refill kits aren't a toy. People are getting a little too creative with them lately, and if you don't knock it tf off, we'll have to stop making them 🫠

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Sent our girls home early so they wouldn't get caught in the storms, and I think that's one of the many reasons they wouldn't set fire to our warehouse

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Please enjoy an eyeball massage or two

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

The disco ball in me honors the disco ball in you

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I'm too old to do a discount that's the same as the age I'm turning, but I CAN give you a free Happy Effing Birthday travel candle when you spend $43+ effingcandleco.com 🎂

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

There are two Effing Candle Co. Birthdays this weekend, and we both made each other cards 🥹

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

omw to burn the patriarchy on the last day of women's history month

Miffy floating through the air, releasing their inhibitions and feeling the rain on their skin

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I didn't notice when it happened, but we had order number 13,000 over the weekend 🥰🕯️

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

🪩 So many disco balls are heading to their new homes 🪩 bye, my sparkly little angels! 🪩

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Went straight from "it's too cold out, I'm staying inside with a candle" to "it's too hot out, I'm staying inside with a candle"

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Travel candles in a grown-up Easter basket are SO much better than those nasty ass jelly beans. If you like the licorice ones, I just want to know who hurt you?

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

This women's history month I'm giving the patriarchy the finger by asking dudes who own businesses how their "little hobby" is going

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

"I asked Chat GPT" this. "I asked Claude" that. Well, *I* am creating the kind of light and warmth that predates electricity, so stick that in your tech stack.

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

If I send you this, please know I am at my limit and my blood pressure is 9000/724

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

In case you were wondering, fragrance oils taste terrible. 0 stars, do not recommend.

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

What's the matter, babe? You've barely touched your candelussy

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

We're celebrating international Women's Day all weekend with 20% off all the girl power favs 🎀 Discount applies automatically at checkout 🕯️ effingcandleco.com/collections/...

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

In case you've never seen my face before, there is a real person running the show. The cat is my boss.

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Effing Candle Co.® @effingcandleco.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Matchboxes for humans 🤝 catnip matchbox toys for cats. Designed by Doodles, of course

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