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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Are you so goddamned brain dead that you can't tell the difference between the words "Hawk" and "Hawkeye?" Women's college hoops from men's pro? The state of Maryland from the city of Atlanta? Then don't worry... you have a future as a GOP senator! "Shit for brains" is a job requirement!

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Had to share this, because if we didn't record it for posterity, nobody would have ever believed it was even possible. In the middle of one of the president's bi-minutely twitter tantrums, he accidentally had a self-awareness:

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Remember, kids: Rub-and-Tug Robert was saved from being the villain in this Macklemore story because Ed Sheeran couldn't find a little bit of moral courage. Find yours.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kash Patel admits in policy that he can't hire mouth-breathing Trump loyalists unless goat fuckers are eligible. Him and Sen John Kennedy bond over their shared love of the sport. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

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Kash Patel defends FBI’s new policy on bestiality at Senate hearing

Sen. John Kennedy grilled the FBI director about a recently revised policy that doesn’t automatically disqualify job applicants who have engaged in bestiality.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Pedo Prez orders more racism in schools, via Nepo Wrasslin Karen.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The GOP bitches about gender-affirming care but goes even harder for it for themselves: botox/lip-fillers/boobs or T-shots/hair plugs/chin. They just want you to gender the way they gender, because as always, they want you to have the freedom to live your life the way they permit you to live it.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It's not just Trump. This is who the Republican Party is and they're telling you to your face. No measure of absurdly stupid fuckwagonry is too much for them. INB4 "he only barely won, though," let me tell you about the bottom-feeder who pulled the other 20% of the vote.

Asshole cosplaying violent masculinity as a cover for his homophobic self-loathing.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"Honest American history" from the fucking dickhead who wrote a book about Thomas Jefferson that was so full of lies that the Christian publisher yanked it from the shelves. The only walls this fuckface should be building is for his own immurement (that's a history reference so he won't get it).

Fuckface who makes shit up about US History because he hates the Constitution, brought to you by an organization who hates teachers.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

As the Trump administration prepares to sign the Instrument of Surrender, here's a reminder that fascists always lose their wars of choice, because if they were any good at the kind of high-level strategic thinking it requires to successfully prosecute a major war, they wouldn't be fucking fascists.

Historic photo of General Bitchass MF Albert Jodl signing the Instrument of Surrender ending WWII in Europe, 7 May 1945.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This narcissist posted this just hours after attempting to gaslight us into believing that Madison Square Garden actually likes him, demonstrating that he thinks this is a brag, he has no fucking clue what these words actually mean.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

In latest sign of world's shortest decline, from mewling moron to full-on dementia, doddering bumblefuck mispronounces "concussions" at the end of this sentence.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

In related news, Unitarian, Wiccan, Atheist, Druid, Deist, and Pagan service members all recognize that Hegseth is a useless, drunken piece of shit.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Heard there's a guy, living in CA, for over a decade, who called this trash a "street taco." Pretty stupid. Once corrected, he made excuses and doubled down. So, he's a piece of shit. A stupid piece of shit running for office, something tells me he must be running as a Republican. Amirite?

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

ICE stands for "I Commit Executions."

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Take fat loser steeped in right-wing hate/violence culture. Add guns and perceived authority. Subtract training and oversight. Multiply by thousands of deployed man-hours. The odds of "US citizen shot in face for no goddamned reason" were never zero, and crept closer to 100% with every man-hour.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Imagine being such a bumblefuck that your doctors keep making you retake a test to detect dementia. Passing it says "no dementia detected, diagnosis = naturally stupid." Then you double-down by bragging about it, because as Dunning and Kruger tell us, when you're this fucking dumb, you can't tell.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Your daily reminder that Christian Nationalism is not only anti-American, it's also anti-Christian.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Republicans: "Our veterans and service members are heroes. Thank you for your service." Also Republicans: "Fuck off with your service-related injuries, they're your problem."

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Some please tell this delusional asshole about the size of the British Empire in 1776. And then ask him to explain how, if a car plows into your living room, you "went into traffic." Explaining for the slow kids in the red hats, Ukraine didn't go to war, war came to Ukraine.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Dear Orange Fuckwit: Banks discriminate against people all the time. Not by race, religion, or sexual orientation, but by credit score. Be less of an incompetent money manager and banks will be burying you in an avalanche of mailed credit offers. Ask me how I know. www.yahoo.com/finance/news...

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Trump says major US banks 'discriminated against me' as White House preps debanking executive order

Debanking is back in the spotlight this week after President Trump said Tuesday that the country's two largest US banks, JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America, denied him as a customer.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Since South Park has made it news worthy, here's a free question for a journalist to ask: "Mr. Pedophile, given your massive breasts and gut, that weird condition that has you leaning way forward all the time, and of course, its minuscule size, when is the last time you actually saw your penis?"

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

“As the President said, it’s his bill. It’s not a House bill, it’s not a Senate bill, it’s the American people’s bill." - Mike Johnson Don't lay this steaming pile piece of shit on the people, bro. Orange Fuckface and his spineless/clueless toadies (such as Mr. Johnson) can entirely own it.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Accurate headline: Doddering Recovering(?) Heroin Addict Who Landed the Top Federal Post Overseeing Health Due to His Long History of Giving Unsolicited Medical Advice of the Batshit-crazy Variety Says in His Out-loud Voice the Thing the Sane Among Us Have Been Screaming Into the Void All Along.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

THIS BITCH says out of one side of her face that she's out to "end the weaponization and politicization of the intelligence community"while the other side is firing people for using their intelligence and issuing factual reports that undermine her idiotic politics. www.yahoo.com/news/gabbard...

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Gabbard fires 2 top intelligence officials and will shift office that preps Trump's daily brief

Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard fired two veteran intelligence officials because they oppose President Donald Trump, her office said, coming a week after the release of a declassified ...

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Sure, the problem is definitely the media, and not being a stupid piece of drunken, incompetent shit who can't lead, fires everyone competent, alienates allies, and leaks operational details that put our service members' lives at elevated risk. Poor fucking baby. Why don't you drink about it?

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

This tweet demonstrates how simple the "stable genius" truly is, and how the three functional brain cells remaining in his frontal lobe operate: IF news = good say "I did that" else say "Biden did that" END How people exist who don't see through this obvious bullshit defies explanation.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

So, it turns out that being a bitch-boy organization, carrying the water for a wannabe autocrat for decades, isn't enough to protect you from the bitch-boy autocrat when he achieves bitch-boy autocracy. Kowtowing in advance to curry favor turned out to be an unwise choice? Imagine that.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

They truly are the stupidest fucking assholes possible.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

The ultimate disciple of Joseph Goebbels is stopping by today to tell you that all those investigations, evidence, charges, subpoenas, and court proceedings, most of which resulted in an admission of guilt, didn't happen, it was all a dream. Never forget what Nazi faces are for.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

If you were wondering, "How far has the MAGAt shitpile strayed from their former position as the party of Reagan?", it's now in "Communist China is lecturing the Republican Party on the principles of Reaganomics" territory.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/04/2025

The economy is in free fall. The markets are collapsing. Our soldiers are dying. Our sensitive information is being leaked over text message and gmail. Random people are being kidnapped and sent to foreign torture prisons. And Trump is fucking golfing.

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Just Tom @tpa1960.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

While we all watch the absolute decimation of trillions of dollars in 401K holdings, just remember this. 75M of you voted for this. For those who sat this one out or voted for the orange fat fuck because they didn't like a black woman who liked to smile, I have a simple message. Fuck you.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

"Elon, have you seriously never seen a movie or a TV show? people love that shit, when the bully gets his comeuppance. it’s the plot of every teen comedy from the 1980s." No lies detected. We all wish this for Elon. Let his outer self match his inner beauty.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Yes, but, to be fair, you're an evil fucking idiot, and in a true meritocracy you would never have any influence to begin with. You're 100% Nazi and that's possibly the most positive thing about you. It's all downhill from there. Stop being such a whiny little bitch.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Artist: "My portrait [...] has been called thoughtful, non-confrontational, not angry, not happy, not tweeting." Trump: "It's distorted." There is never a time where Donold is thoughtful, non-confrontational, etc., therefore, both sides are 100% correct. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...

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Trump Portrait at Colorado State Capitol to Be Taken Down After President Slams it as ‘Distorted’

The president claimed the portrait by a local artist was "purposefully distorted" in a Truth Social post.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Speaking of deceitful and highly-discredit so-called journalists... this shitweasel. Weren't you encouraged to GTFO the armed forces? Way to fail upwards. With this whiny, incoherent tantrum,America has never looked more ripe for attack.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Heroes are everywhere. You just have to look.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Yes, PLEASE, stop the fucking crime! All we get from your office, all hours of the day, is crime, crime crime!

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Thinking about all the planes that crashed, the hungry kids who won't get food, the people in the paths of tornadoes who won't be warned, the wounded vets who won't get healthcare... ... this foreigner hast physically hurt more Americans than Osama bin Laden.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Was I just talking about tantrum babies who make up rules to the game as they go along, just because they're losing? NONE of the neighborhood kids would tolerate playing with this little asshole. They threw dirt clods at him and told him to go home.

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EffBombTheGOP @effbombthegop.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Remember when you were 10, and so many playground games got ruined by that one kid who always tried to cheat by making up nonsense rules? He was a dick then. He's all grown up, and he's still a dick now. And he works in the White House. www.msn.com/en-in/news/w...

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