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Eevla

@eevla.bsky.social
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🇳🇴🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🔞 30's, she/they, gay cottagecore metalhead nerd, kinkster, your soft Dom moot. Here to scream about gay pirates. I write soft filthy sweet kinky wholesome fics! archiveofourown.org/users/Eevla Pfp by @jellyNUTTED (x)

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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vividly.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We decided to take a walk in the autumn drizzle... and 3km in, it turned to a downpour, so we bought groceries, and got a ride home and we're enjoying tea with honey. So cozy!!!
A forest road paved with fallen orange leaves. The sky is cloudy and grey.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It does to me 🤭 Autocorrect gets confused because "stede" means "place" in a few Scandinavian languages. (And yes, we ate here on purpose. The cake was fantastic.)
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hi! Are you in the mood for a cozy, spicy whirlwind office romance full of fine fabrics and gorgeous artwork? Check out my OFMD RBB story, "Head Over Heels in the House of The Kraken", full works by the lovely @gelatinousstand.bsky.social in the story! archiveofourown.org/works/91518286
A close-up of a painting of Stede’s hands, sewing Ed into a sparkly purple dress.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hope you're having a lovely day!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy Birthday!!!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Our lovely story for @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social has arrived! Fall in love in this modern AU full of fluff and smut and fine fabrics! The artwork from @gelatinousstand.bsky.social is lovely! archiveofourown.org/works/91518286
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay, this is my very last WIP Wednesday, RBB edition before this fashionably late fic makes its debut! Enjoy some office banter in which we are totally normal about our boss. Totally normal, you guys! "Head Over Heels in the House of The Kraken" is coming soon!!! 🪡
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thank you all for the birthday love! We are sailing home tonight, but Copenhagen was, as always, an absolute delight and I already want to go back! (Maybe for longer than six hours!)
Princess and Eev smiling at the camera, wearing matching wind jackets, with the sunset and sea behind them Sunset over Skagerrak Ornamental buildings in Copenhagen The rainforest greenhouse/aviary at the National Aquarium
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I forgot to post my WIP snippet yesterday! Forgive me? I'm working hard on finishing up my fashionably late RBB, so enjoy this little interaction in which absolutely no one has an obvious crush on anyone. We are appropriate in this house!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me: add-back HRT is going fine. I think I'll take a walk to the pier. Swan family: exists Me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Potentially the last WIP Wednesday before this (ahem) fashionably late RBB is done! It's been an absolute pleasure to work on and I can't wait to share it with you all!!!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I went to Copenhagen in May and had an absolutely perfect vacation, and when I think about what to do for my birthday next month, and I know it's autistic of me, but I kind of want to go back to Copenhagen and I'm looking at mini-cruises. Will I visit the same places we were? Absolutely.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sending all of you love! 🫂
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy WIP Wednesday! I've been on a hiatus, but I'm working on an absolutely lovely story for RBB which is coming out... eventually!!! 😊 Enjoy fashion executive Ed having a meltdown over his new office crush!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I always need to give myself extra time to make it to the bus stop because the forest path leading down to it is absolutely magical.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hurrah for miss Zindi!!! 🎂🎉🐟 14 looks fabulous on her! 💕🐻
A brown tabby cat wearing a black turtleneck sweaterA brown tabby cat smiling at the cameraA brown tabby cat standing on a mossy boulderA brown tabby cat completely melted into a soft blanket. She's a tube.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hope everyone's having a nice Friday! I've been working on RBB, dealing with endless fun medical adventures, and enjoying walks in the evening sunlight! Next week, Princess @tuathatutu.bsky.social and I celebrate our third anniversary! 🥰
The sun shining on the forested hillside.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We had the best day for it, too. A lot of people are catching on that it's just really nice to hop onto a ferry with iced coffee and buns and enjoy the view. Half the people on the boat didn't even bother getting off at any of the islands.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Took a lovely little trip around Oslofjord on the ferry today. It's one of my favorite things to do if I have 45 min to kill and a deficit of fresh sea air.
A photo of Akershus, a medieval castle on Oslo's waterfront.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hi! How are you all doing? I'm recovering after an intense and amazing spring, and working on my RBB. Also, a pair of Eurasian nuthatches left their useless, floppy, precious baby to bathe itself in the rain on my deck this morning.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hi, look at the amazing tulips I picked today! I'm obsessed.
A bouquet or various tulips ranging from light pink to black.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'm still not over the magic of my little trip and I never will be, but look at the amazing things I got from various museum gift shops! Not pictured: two antique frames, some rocks, and a few posters.
A picture of three prints of botanical and zoological illustrations- one of seaweed, one of fish, and one of birds, butterflies, shells, and flowers. One half of a little ammonite fossil. Most of the larger chambers have geode pockets.The opalized exterior of the ammonite
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The rainforest area was my favorite! It was magical with birds, bats, butterflies, frogs, and lizards wandering around (there was also a sloth but it was hiding). The sea otters were adorable, and living their best lives.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Copenhagen is amazing! It's our last day here, and we've been to some legitimately incredible places! My favorites: -The palm house at the botanical garden! We could take stairs to the top of the greenhouse and it was stunning, if not mildly terrifying! -The National Aquarium! (Pictures below!)
Exterior view of the palm house at Copenhagen botanical gardenInterior of the palm house at the Copenhagen botanical garden, showing greenery and a white spiral staircaseView of palm tree tops from the atrium of the greenhouse View of the palm trees from the ground floor
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I just finished reading this and holy shit?! I'm instantly obsessed and I can't wait for the next book in this trilogy. Has anyone else read it yet? I could not put it down.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It rained for the first time after a week, and stopped around sunset, so we got this. I might have screamed.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This time of the year is so magical... the entire forest is carpeted with white anemone.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I've been so busy on the farm lately, and I needed a day off, so I took one, and went directly to another farm. I needed baby goat (and baby sheep) therapy!!!
A woman's hand pets a baby goatTwo baby goats headbutting while siblings watch onTwo very young black sheep basking in the sun
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
(Slides out from beneath 80 tons of potting soil) Hi! Have a first draft snippet for #WIPWednesday from my very lovely RBB story. I'm having SO much fun stitching this together. Ahem... 😊
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm having con(cert) drop, but I still can't get over the utter bliss of seeing one of my top 3 bands live... I was just totally lost in the beat. Got full goosebumps. I can't get over the intensity of it, either. I made a playlist and picked two songs from each album, and they played one of each!
A photo taken of a band on stage. The stage is flooded with smoke ans blue light, ans the musicians are obscured by it. 
One can make out, from left to right, the bassist, the drummer, the frontman, and part of the second set of drums.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Life is hard and frustrating and complicated, but it's also brilliantly beautiful and freeing and full of love and impossibly precise, delightfully overwhelmingly heavy music, and immense joy. I'll hold this day with me as long as I live.
A beautiful Swedish man with a guitar illuminated by green stage lights and smoke.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We're staying at a modern hotel in downtown Oslo and the room is lovely, but the wall decor is something else. So what were looking at from our bed is a rockabilly matador satyr, nude except for the jacket, pinning down a lion man. The satyr is clearly aroused (if you look closely). Memorable!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Let's fucking go!!!!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Full transparency: I'm reading a book and misread "wolfish grin" as "wolffish grin", and now I'm imagining the dashing mmc like
An image if a wolffish with wonky teeth
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Happy Monday, all! Hope everyone's doing well! This is an exciting week for us! We went for a forest walk and found that it's finally starting to blossom! Then later this week, I'm going to see my favorite band ever live for the first time in thirteen years and I'm not going to be cool about it!
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
How's everyone doing today? I've been doing gardening, enjoying the weather, and working on my first proper work of fiction for the first time in far too long, and it feels so lovely and nostalgic.
A landscape photo showing a mountain top full of pine trees and still-bare birches. The sky beyond is blue and cloudless.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
On this, the last day of winter, we have sunny skies, happy birds, and the very first flowers of the year! I could cry... okay I definitely did cry. 🌼
A tiny yellow flower, a coltsfoot, poking out through the mulch.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Not recent, since we're still covered in snow, but these were the last harvest of dahlia before the frost last fall. (I still have a few of them dried... the balls like the red one dry really well).
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ooh I want distractions too!!! Ask me literally anything! 😊
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This has been a fun morning! I think I have my top five and as always, I'm so excited to get pushed out of my comfort zone, no matter which one I get matched to! 💜
My picks for RBB 2026, completely obscured by a smaller notepad with giraffes on it.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I will never see fancy piercing jewelry without thinking about Ed. But these... come on...
Edelweiss nipple bars from maedusabodyjewelry.com
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
So bad!!! This body is so persnickety. When I'm home, I know exactly what I can and can't have, but going out to dinner involves a multi-step investigation. Last time I went out to tapas, all I could have were the fries, and oddly the chocolate brownie with raspberry sorbet. I ate three of these.
A tiny dish with a pink ball of raspberry sorbet over a little brownie. The context was that this was the only "safe" food I could eat while out to dinner with a large group.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentines Day to the loveliest girl in the world! I love you, princess @tuathatutu.bsky.social! 💗💗💗
A selfie of Tutu (left, a tall blonde woman with blue eyes, wearing a black velvet corset top), and Eev (right, a short auburn haired person with green eyes, blackwork tattoos, wearing a black tanktop). We are extremely cute.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My #PermanentInk that I got after season one of #OFMD. That pilot episode gripped me and never, ever let go. I got this tattoo not knowing just how much love and joy would blossom in my life once I let it.
A blackwork tattoo of an edelweiss on Eev's wrist
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Post a tree you photographed.
A magnolia tree with full pink blossoms against a clear blue sky
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Me: today was busy but I'm fine. Also me: sees video of baby giraffe, bursts into tears. But LOOK AT THE BÉBÉ!!!
A newborn giraffe looking straight at the camera. It is extremely floppy and squishy.
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Good morning from the inside of a snow globe... it's a little romantic when you stop and enjoy the nature... and not think about how I had to haul ass on thick ice to make it to the bus... Hope everyone has a wonderful day! Anything you're looking forward to on this Tuesday?
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Eevla @eevla.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Found the little jerk! It was underneath a notebook on the bottom shelf of my sewing table. Fucking guy...
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