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Sugar Plum Beary

@eevilauntie.bsky.social
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Ancient but friendly cryptid from the backwoods of Finland. AuDHD, aroace. They/she. No gatekeeping of any kind, let people enjoy things Generally multifannish and all over the place, but currently going through an insufferably massive Ghost hyperfixation

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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This photo is absolutely criminal, how dare you sir 😭❤️
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
So shiny, so creature, so perfect In the wise words of Tumblr fans of yore, I can't even. #thebandghost
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Loot that drops when defeating me: 💎 treasure map that leads to the nearest sushi bar 💎 early 2000's mp3 player filled with Ghost albums 💎 cryptid Squishmallow 💎 several interesting pebbles 💎 floofy scarf 💎 bunny ear beret 💎 small ammonite fossil 💎 book that's actually printouts of my fave fanfics
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It is an excellent and voluminous ass, probably better than most things we could be tormented by at 3 AM 🤭
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I like how the Lord of the Rings ends with everyone just fucking off and sailing away to a place where this bullshit doesn’t happen
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I just got back from seeing Avatar in Helsinki. This is the only photo I took all night because I am old Johannes knows how to say "Finnish is hard and I'm an idiot" in Finnish. He also said he was so excited he might clown all over us. A loud and joyful time was had by all
View of a concert hall where people are standing before a stage, waiting for the show to start
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I can take my epithets and non-traditional gender roles elsewhere if I'm not welcome, it's just disappointing to see this kind of behavior, especially when Tobias has made it clear he's more than happy for people to have trans headcanons of his characters. I'll keep doing that and no one can stop me
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
We were literally talking about how gender can be seen as performance, and I don't think "Copia is a drag king" is a particularly controversial take. But apparently that was wrong and horrible, as was affectionately calling V the prettiest princess.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Had to quit a small Ghost fan group after surprise vitriol towards me and another nonbinary fan. This is apparently news to some people but lgbtq people are allowed to exist in the same spaces as them. We're even allowed to express queer joy about theatrical rock performances.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
He's delicious, urge to bite rising
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I found a little booklet of drawings I made when I was 5. Each doodle was paired with a name I had learned to write - my brother was a butterfly and my sister a pretty flower. But me? I was, of course, a spooky sheet ghost with truly alarming teeth. In essence I haven't changed much in four decades
A child's drawing of a very spooky sheet ghost on a black background
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ffffff, I know right, the butt cancer will get us in the end and prevent us from getting a really cool dramatic obituary
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Thanks, I genuinely need this kind of reality check sometimes. It's like when I was a kid and was very worried about deadly jellyfish even though there was no chance of me actually encountering one 😅
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hopefully not, but I don't think I'd be alive and more or less in the same shape as 3 decades ago. Sleep is really weird though, my guess is in my case my neurotransmitters are all kinds of borked and there's probably something wrong with my hypothalamus and/or pineal gland (that runs in the family)
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Yeah, thank fuck they're not more efficient at spreading. But they're so hard to destroy and it really weirds me out that you don't even have to catch them through transmission, a random normal protein in my brain could just accidentally go wonky on any given day and I'd be done for 😨
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Have you seen videos of deer with the wasting disease caused by prions? I'm permanently terrified of that jumping into humans
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Fatal familial insomnia? Scary as heck.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
In any case the doctors have tried everything that narcoleptic patients would be treated with and nothing helped. So I just have to hope I don't die in a house fire I started by cooking in my sleep or something. And I only play videogames where I can't fuck up the whole playthrough by sleep-gaming.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This has been a rant brought to you by the fact that after 3 decades my sleep disorder still has no name and there has never been a treatment plan that actually worked. It's not officially narcolepsy because my EEGs were "too weird to interpret" and spinal tap results were inconclusive. 🤷
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I've had to check my call log after a nap, in case there's activity I don't remember. I'll then have to call those people back and ask what we discussed because they might be completely unaware they were talking to a sleeping person. I might not have seemed off at all, even my mom can't always tell.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I've blinked and suddenly I'm on the other side of a crosswalk, so I must have dozed off long enough to cross a busy street. I've nodded off while playing a videogame, and when I wake up I'm in an entirely different part of the game because apparently I can play videogames in my sleep.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The most annoying symptom of my severe sleep disorder is automatic behaviour. That is to say I might be writing this in my sleep and you'd never know. I once almost convinced a nurse I was awake by having a conversation with her, but when she checked the EEG I was hooked up to I was in stage 2 sleep
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Did I need another Swedish ex-death metal musician with a unique stage presence for my collection? Apparently I really did.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
You know how some people say Hozier is some kind of faun or faery bard? I think the Unseelie court heard that and went "Hold my enchanted mead". They put some Aubrey Beardsley artbooks and a mountain of black silk and lace in a summoning circle, and that's how we have Jonathan Hultén.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The last days of 2025 brought me something truly magical. That something is the music, art, aesthetics and pure presence of Jonathan Hultén. If my soul decided to run away and have a go at being a person, it would look and sound just like Jonathan. I don't even care how weird that sounds.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Not my best work, you can still see some tree from under all the baubles
Photo of a small Christmas tree on a tabletop. It's covered in silver tinsel and way too many red, gold and silver baubles.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
They're from the Finnish Christmas decoration brand Weiste, they make the prettiest things. I get myself one of their fancy baubles each year, and I can't leave any of them off the tree so eventually it'll just collapse under the weight, I guess 😅
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I'm decorating my Christmas tree several weeks later than usual. I'm afraid I've accumulated too many pretty baubles - it's not a big tree. These are my favourites, I'm amazed I haven't managed to break any of them
Closeup of a bauble hanging on the Christmas tree. It's a small gold and white bird with sparkly wings.Closeup of a bauble hanging on the Christmas tree. It's a shiny white swan with a dusting of glitter.Closeup of a bauble hanging on the Christmas tree. It's a small white seal pup with a dusting of glitter.Closeup of a bauble hanging on the Christmas tree. It's a large silver ball with handpainted white and gold flowers and green leaves.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
For the record I did not bedazzle a dinosaur, my mom did, for she is a creature of great ✨️whimsy✨️
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Tabletop Halloween is now sadly gone, chased away by the dreaded Christmassaurus as foretold by legend
Photo of a table with a dark red table runner and various assorted knick knacks in the background. On the table there's a large green glass apple and a large plastic Triceratops figurine that's been covered in red, green, silver and gold glitter. It's very sparkly in real life, you'll just have to take my word for it.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Also my asthma is so much worse now, hopefully it's just a temporary flare as I'm having to take six different meds and somehow it's still not helping much. So ta very much Finnish government for restricting people's access to covid vaccines, I definitely wasn't chronically ill enough already
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Hullo. I aten't dead. I caught covid two days before my next vaccine booster shot, and then I had covid for like a month. Had to keep going to the doctors to monitor that it wasn't turning into pneumonia. It didn't, but looks like it's turning into long covid as well as a fun new vascular disorder 💀
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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Bluesky are resharing this after they revealed yesterday that every photo uploaded here is sent to an external company that is selling GenAI services. Note that none of them are actually confirming that none of these images are being used by that external company to train their systems.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
*spooky season intensifies*
Photo of a big glass pumpkin with lights inside, set on a table in a dark room, in front of a mirror, a fox statuette and a string of lights with orange maple leaves.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I went to a specialist but he couldn't find anything wrong with my eyes. I guess I'll just... keep seeing fuck all then. Haven't even been able to see anyone about the nerve pain yet. Anyway I'm still existing out of spite, and in the vague hope of Ghost adding European tour dates for next year
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I'm not around much, I need to keep my brain wrapped in fluff to survive and that's incredibly hard to do while being online. Both my parents are in frail health so I've been caring for them while having severe nerve pain myself, and also I have blind spots in my eyes pretty much all the time now 😑
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pickled0ctopus @pickled0ctopus.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
#thebandGHOST
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Omfg that's too adorable 😭❤️
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Right??? I just need to wrap him in fluffy blankets and bring him hot cocoa with extra marshmallows
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Mothman. I just think he's neat. Honorary cryptid mention:
Photo of the band Ghost's Papa V Perpetua posing with big sparkly bat wingsPhoto of the band Ghost's Papa V Perpetua posing whimsically with spooky claws, tophat and shiny silver jacket.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
Photo of a raccoon peeking out of a sewer grate
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
He is baby 🥺🥺🥺 He is also babygirl, pookie, snookums, and Princess Sparkles (Anyone who says we're infantilizing a grown ass man can go somewhere really hecking far away and stay there until they've learned to stop ruining any morsel of fun I'm able to squeeze out of an increasingly bleak world)
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✮⋆˙Sunny⋆˚꩜。 @puppydogcottage.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This is truly the best time of year. Best weather, spooky stuff everywhere you go, horror movies on tv, horror games on sale for super cheap... I am in my element every single October
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I can't quite put my finger on it but there's something fishy about the display window of this empty storefront... Ah yes. The pastoral charm of the Finnish countryside
Photo of a display window containing a large realistic-looking fish plushie and an old lantern. The display window and storefront are otherwise completely empty.Photo of a display window containing a large realistic-looking fish plushie and an old lantern. The display window and storefront are otherwise completely empty.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Dennou Coil (2007). I never see anyone talk about it, and I remember thinking it was a cool scifi story. Also I think it made me cry at least once (Also, come on people who also responded to this question, you can't say Hellsing or Samurai Champloo or Monster are underrated, smh)
Promo art for the 2007 anime series Dennou Coil. It shows a group of children standing in an alleyway, viewed through the lense of futuristic VR glasses.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Copia gets a phonecall like in the movie... it's Perpetua hissing "Seven daaaays" but it's just his way of saying if Copia doesn't meet with him next week he's going to show up unannounced. Through the tv screen. Because Copia deserves to get spooked for being a little shit
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Mr. Crow taking a leisurely stroll of an evening. He is my dapper autumnal friend
Closeup photo of an antropomorphic crow statuette in a dapper suit and glittery tophat. Mr Crow is dramatically illuminated by festive lights hidden in a bunch of faux autumnal maple leaves.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I'm not sure what led to this idea, other than me thinking about the likely outcome if Copia tries to postpone meeting his cryptid brother. I have 100% confidence that Perpetua can do all sorts of spooky supernatural things, but only when it's funny #thebandghost
Ridiculous cartoonish greyscale sketch of Ghost's Frater Imperator watching television in a dark room. He is quite alarmed to see his brother Perpetua crawling out of the tv like Sadako/Samara in The Ring. Poor Perpetua is just sad he hasn't been allowed to see his brother.
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Sugar Plum Beary @eevilauntie.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I don't think we have direct photographic evidence but I have seen an eyewitness sketch their impression of what was dubbed the Great Berlin Bush Incident of 2025 or something to that effect. And it didn't happen just that once either. That belt buckle is heavy and I love that for us 👀
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