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Em G

@eesgreene.bsky.social
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Lab rat by profession, weird art maker, cat person, sometimes I write something funny.

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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t think it does. If UBI were suddenly implemented tomorrow, I think I would still go to work. I like my job most days, and feel like I’m doing good work. Plus, extra income is nice. I have a hunch that’s the majority position.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Honestly, he kinda rocked it, too.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t even have words for how fucked up this is. Holy shit.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When people say one country is “more conservative” than another, I always want to ask “On which topic?” Immigration? Economics? Foreign policy? All those sliders are on different numbers. I don’t know that you can make broad statements about the whole.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Get out my phone and record it.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just by context clues here, I bet one of the elements discovered there was Ytterbium. 😉
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Animal don’t have big jiggly butt cheeks. Genuinely, there a significant anatomical difference here.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m pretty sure he’s at “toxic sludge” on that chart, based on the facial expressions of people who have to be in smelling range of him.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The things it is in her power to do; speaking up, advocating, informing her constituents, and introducing legislation. She’s a Senator, not a monarch.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m thinking previous home owner who thinks they’re really handy with DIY repairs.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I went through the same thought process a while back. We put chili and cheese on top of them.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The beautiful thing about fantasy fiction is that you can pretty much make your characters look however you want. The history of the real world isn’t relevant. Sure, Aragorn could be Black. Doesn’t really change anything if you think about it.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think I’d still work. I probably wouldn’t do the same job, but I like having the structure of a work day and feeling like I’m contributing something. But something like UBI would still open opportunities for those of us who like to work.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So Mitch posts proof of life 12 hours after Lindsey has shuffled off this mortal coil? This only makes me believe even more that Ted Cruz is a necromancer.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He was in his early 70s. Heart attack and stroke prime time.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He needed to have a 20 minute conversation with Mitch.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Extinct species. Was dodo actually THAT good?
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
As the person resigned to being the first to bite the dust in a disaster situation, (I rely on modern medicine to remain alive,) it’s cool. I’ve got meaty legs. You may as well, I won’t be using them.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yep. I wish I had a place to put one, but we didn’t believe in having space in bathrooms in 1950 when my house was built. Just enough room for the fixtures and no more.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If he keeps naming things after himself that we traditionally name after dead people, maybe the universe or whatever will make it fit.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m not the biggest soccer fan day to day, but I love watching the women’s team play.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Further evidence that everything he touches turns to shit.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Honestly, I think they don’t want to say Medicaid because Medicaid is for poor people. Like, I’m pretty sure there’s a seed of classism in there.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Worse than Nixon is quite an accomplishment.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
No, it’s for that OTHER obese octogenarian with pulmonary hypertension. Sure.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Precious!
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Biden gets a share of the blame in my mind. He should have decided to drop out long before he did. Waiting until the last moment gave the party fewer options than if he had just not started running in the first place.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
No, but seriously, it IS different. He’s a little sleazy, and I don’t love that we’re in an era where “At least he’s not a pedophile” is a thing you can say and make sense, but hell. At least he’s not a pedophile.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
When solidly half the eligible population doesn’t care enough to bother, not voting reads as apathy, not protest. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m pretty sure George Dubya was also pretending to be dumber than he really is.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The allergen part of this is so fascinating to me. (As a sufferer of way too many environmental allergies.) I’m excited to hear more about this as it develops!
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It’s the same with visual arts/sculpture. If you keep doing things that are very slightly too difficult, they start to get easy. It looks from the outside like a “gift” but it’s just the product of being too hard headed to give up on doing the thing.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
That’s what I don’t get. I only write for fun, but it’s the story generating part that’s enjoyable to me. The editing kinda sucks. Using AI, you only leave yourself the kinda sucky part.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I liked Don Quixote, personally, but I can totally see how it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. Ulysses is SUCH a slog, though. I did not get far.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Helen of Troy can be anyone you want her to be. Because she wasn’t a real person. The Odyssey is fiction. It’s always been fiction. It can’t be historically inaccurate, because it’s fiction!
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
See also; Incel Camino, Clustertruck.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I’m sorry your husband is going through that. May the good days outnumber the bad.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Which means there’s at least 1% gullible enough to believe in telepathy and still aren’t buying his 🐂 💩 anymore.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Even IF that were to be the outcome of DT’s actions, two months is a wildly unrealistic time frame.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Jorts is a big boy! My largest kitty, who has been nicknamed The Bone Crusher, is only 14 pounds!
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you are able to read the news in 2026, I’m not sure there’s an upper limit, really.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I get it. I’m American, but I’m using grams and Celsius at work, and US customary and Fahrenheit in my own home. The switch gets easier, but never quite instant.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Could be the work of the same plastic surgeon, honestly.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’ve had the same thought. The right had been creeping toward this since Reagan, and this might be sort of like hitting “rock bottom.” Seems like there’s a solid chance things get better from here. Sucks right now, though.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A sliced meat like substance? I think?
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“Blessed are the dumbfucks for they, uh—I don’t know—they shall never be disappointed.” -The Gospel According To Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This makes him look so dignified. He is not. He has never had a thought in his entire life, and he farts constantly.
A fluffy orange cat lying on a blue and white striped blanket.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
That’s incredible! I’m amazed how much progress is being made all the time.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Her antics just kinda deflated my enjoyment of the story. The cracks started to show, and it’s just… not as good as I remembered.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“You KICK Miette?” I find myself declaring “Jail for one thousand years” regularly.
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