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Em G

@eesgreene.bsky.social
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Lab rat by profession, weird art maker, cat person, sometimes I write something funny.

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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This makes him look so dignified. He is not. He has never had a thought in his entire life, and he farts constantly.
A fluffy orange cat lying on a blue and white striped blanket.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The Universal Cat Distribution System brought us a gift. My husband has named her The Morrigan, and he is deeply in love. She weighs 1.8 pounds, and has the makings of being the Boss Of Cats in this household, which the other two need since Sally passed.
A tortoiseshell kitten held in a person’s hand. The hand is larger than the kitten.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Cover of American Standard by Seven Mary Three
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Looking at nature is good for you, and couldn’t we all use a moment of natural beauty?
A view from a walkway under a waterfall.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Here’s a thing I made.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Just Mardi Gras things. Dinosaurs hanging out at the after parade block party, like you do.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Finally got a good up close look at the hyena baby.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Sped up a bit to fit on #skylight as it is now, but hey, here’s some art made of yarn.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
High hopes for #skylight While we wait for App Store approval, have a video of Kipling the tiger giving you the Biggest Meow.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tumblr, the goblin cave to which I return every time another social media app collapses, really has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing. They won’t, but still.
Screenshot of a Tumblr post by user bloodbending, reading “can’t believe TikTok is actually getting banned, Twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, Facebook is king of QAnon, Instagram caught the plague from Facebook and is dying a slow death in real time, and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Oh yeah. They’re both mustelids (along with weasels, skunks, and ferrets,) but they are pretty different.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This guy was more tail than kitten when he arrived here. Took him a while to grow into it. I love a fluffy tail.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
A non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring? First, Sauron would find himself craving a nice cup of tea, and by the end, he’d throw the ring in the fire himself and apologize to her.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Here she is in hour 10 of a marathon nap, which is her favorite activity.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This is my Susan when we found her in my friend’s yard. She weighed 15 ounces. The rest of the litter sadly did not make it. She is fat and spoiled now.
A ridiculously small black and white kitten held in a man’s hand. The kitten is barely bigger than the hand.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m not a Spotify user, so I don’t get all those fun details, but I do get a most played of the year playlist. Last week, I would have told you I didn’t really have a favorite band. I might be wrong.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 8/20
Cover of New Nigeria County by Clare Brown
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 7/20
Cover of You Feel It Just Below The Ribs by Jeffrey Cranor and Janina Matthewson
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 6/20
Cover of Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is the position my Susan prefers as well. She’s an endurance napper. She can nap 23.5 hours a day if she’s in the zone.
A fluffy white cat with a black spot on her head, sleeping on her back with paws curled up.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 5/20
Cover of I Think You’re Wrong (But I’m Listening) by Sara Stewart Holland and Beth Silvers
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 4/20
Cover of Practical Demonkeeping by Christopher Moore
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 3/20
Cover of A Conspiracy Of Truths by Alexandra Rowland
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 2/20
Cover of Why Zebras Don’t Get Ulcers by Robert Sapolsky
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Okay, why not! Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge 1/20
Cover of Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A comic of a cartoon person conversing with a brain. Person: Let’s do something today. Brain: No, u are too tired. Person: Oh boy an early night then. Brain: also no.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
And this was this Halloween. A target and a tiny tree. And personally, I will never be tired of meme-ing the tree.
Two plastic skeletons seated in lawn chairs in the roundabout, one holds a miniature Christmas tree, the other holds a paper target. Signs next to them read “I dare ya!” and “Caution, slow down or join us.”’
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Halloween 2023, making use of the Home Depot skeletons. Unfortunately, one skeleton did lose an arm that year, so this tableau wasn’t up as long as I’d have liked. They did put the real tree back up in late November.
Two Home Depot 12 foot skeletons carrying a tree in the roundabout. The bumper of a white car and some scattered ornaments are on the ground.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This appeared shortly after. The brewery downtown held a Christmas tree memorial dinner. The city events Facebook page threw shade at the conservative town next door, implying the driver was “pretty good for being from Petal.”
A very small tabletop sized Christmas tree sits in the same roundabout, with signs in either side reading “Hburg Strong.”
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Would you like to hear a story about a Christmas tree, a bad driver, and a city with a great sense of humor? We built a roundabout in the weird five way intersection by the library in 2022, and put a Christmas tree in it in December. This happened.
A Christmas tree lies on its side in a traffic roundabout. There is a white sedan that has clearly crashed into it, and a police car with lights on nearby.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post you from a different era.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Husband and I kind of collided in the photo spot on the Tuckaseegee. But neither of us capsized, so, success!
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with.
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Em G @eesgreene.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A pill bug in a standing position then a rolled up position, captioned “Fuck it, we ball.
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