Sign in

Newt

@eepy.party
238 followers 419 following 623 posts

She/her • Hopelessly gay • A soggy salamander riddled with anxiety • 🔞

PostsRepliesMedia
Newt @eepy.party · 8m
Living up to my handle
Screenshot of a health app, it says total sleep 16 hours 30 minutes
000
Newt @eepy.party · 25/09/2026
The fuck happened today, why did you need to hit my personal site this hard? Looks like most of it came from OVH, so I guess I'll just block their ASN? Also, last time I complained about AI scrapers I got put on some lists, but this literally took my vps to a crawl today
a graph showing a few spikes and one huge spike up to almost 20k hits per minute 30 day graph with a huge spike at the recent end up to roughly 18 thousand requests per minute
211
Newt @eepy.party · 15/09/2026
Woah someone made a game where you can date me!
Screenshot of the steam store page for the "Toxic Yuri" game where you date a toxic sludge slime girl

A cute purple slime girl with floating words around her "Filthy! Needy! Lazy!" stands holding her hands together with an innocent look on her face and purple splotches all over the walls, floors, furniture, and the curtains are visible in the background
110
Newt @eepy.party · 08/09/2026
Asbestos snorter as a username would go so hard
A box of fake snow, it reads; "asbestos, pure white, fire proof, snow, looks like real snow, cleanest whitest best"
010
Newt @eepy.party · 11/08/2026
But this box says it's fireproof which means it's safer than the other stuff right?
A box of vintage asbestos pure white snow, advertised as fireproof and "looks like real snow" "cleanest - whitest - best"
010
Newt @eepy.party · 03/08/2026
Ahh who am I kidding I can't be mad at her
Image of a very cute tabby cat named cinnamon laying on a red plaid blanket with her paws neatly tucked underneath her, there is dramatic lighting from the right, leaving the left side of her face in shadow but still visible
020
Newt @eepy.party · 29/07/2026
Why and how am I still up at 1:30am I'm so eepy but I can't sleep, please body we need eep, it's good for you I promise
Screenshot of a health app, it says Sleep duration 2 hours 43 minutes, between 3:08 AM and 7:21 AM
020
Newt @eepy.party · 20/07/2026
Yeah sorry that was me, my bad
screenshot of in game dialogue which says: "Do you feel it? Out there, at the edge of sensing, something yearns."
020
Newt @eepy.party · 01/07/2026
Borger(17)
Mimi from re zero, a small anime girl with cat like features, aggressively biting a burger, with various visual effects to enhance the implied aggressiveness of said burger bite
210
Newt @eepy.party · 16/06/2026
For what it's worth Chedd did post this
A screenshot of discord where chedd says in part "I just think that targeting Camron does not help. and now that they're no longer even a member of this server, its best for everyone's mental well being to move on."
130
Newt @eepy.party · 18/05/2026
We have blue milk in the states too! I think ours is a little more blue though
A promotional picture of Trumoo brand "blue milk" it's an artificially colored and flavored milk product, the label has Luke and Darth Vader crossing lightsabers
020
Newt @eepy.party · 14/04/2026
you know I expected the facebook crawler to stop crawling the infinite maze of #iocaine pages but it seems to really like the garbage it make, good thing I don't have to pay for egress
A graph from cloudflare showing 257.8k requests from the facebook ai crawler over the last 24 hoursA graph from cloudflare showing 555.2MB of data sent to facebooks AI crawler
100
Newt @eepy.party · 13/04/2026
It seems the #facebook #AI crawler ignores user-agent: * and requires you to put it's specific user-agent in the robots.txt Good thing I setup #iocaine to feed it an infinite maze of garbage, Enjoy the trash Zuck!
A two panel image of D.W. from the Arthur cartoon with the Facebook logo over top of her representing Facebook's website crawler, looking at a sign on a door that says "User-agent: * Disallow: /" intended to tell her to stay out of the room, the second panel she says "That sign can't stop me, because I can't read!"A screenshot of the Cloudflare bot statistics page showing that the Facebook AI training crawler has made about 49.6k requests at a sustained 11k per hour for about 5 hours to my website despite my robots.txt saying to not scrape the site
110
Newt @eepy.party · 10/04/2026
I appreciate that bsky didn't think that one post was important context for my timeline If that was intentional, masterful posting there
Screenshot of the above conversation but missing the post where may says she hasn't told her family to use her chosen name yet
050
Newt @eepy.party · 30/03/2026
"you like kissing girls don't you" above an image of a sultry cat girl who looks like the "boykisser" cat
000
Newt @eepy.party · 18/03/2026
Fun fact! Netscape started Mozilla, and there was an open source release before they decided to rework much of the browser, and it's still usable today under the name SeaMonkey, they also still ship all the other tools that came with communicator! It uses modern rendering engine from ff with old ui
A screenshot of the SeaMonkey web browser displaying Wikipedia, the UI still looks like old browsers with big chunky buttons and a logo that animates when a page is loading
120
Newt @eepy.party · 27/02/2026
I am dry so that others may be wet #osrs
A screenshot of the game Old School Rune Scape showing the collection log for the cow boss Brutus, displaying one rare pet, 74 mooleta a low level offhand, 63 bottomless milk buckets, and 16 cow slippers obtained in 2372 kills before finally getting "Beef" the cow pet
160
Newt @eepy.party · 26/02/2026
Forgot to mention apparently spends way too much time searching up his own name & project to argue with people
A screenshot of a notification from bluesky where the user XLibre replied saying 
"Could you please provide a source for your claim that the creator of XLibre was banned for submitting breaking patches to Xorg?"
000
Newt @eepy.party · 11/10/2025
It seems like their live chat support is just as well designed as this page 2 hours of waiting for this lmao
A screenshot of Oracle support live chat
The first message says "You are in position 1 in our queue. Expected wait time is 0 minutes 21 seconds"
The second message says "The request for live chat expired while waiting for an agent."
The third message says "Please help us improve the quality of this chat channel by completing our survey" with a button linking to the survey page
100
Newt @eepy.party · 11/10/2025
Is it just me or does this seem like a bad design for your support page about not being able to get the password reset email to sign in?
A screenshot of the Oracle support page
The issue this page is about is "OCI: Users Not Receiving Password Reset Emails"
Below this is a header with the word "solution" followed by two buttons labeled "Sign in" and "Register"
210
Newt @eepy.party · 22/09/2025
Gotta be Kent's with the micronite filter or nothing
A picture of a single cigarette on a stand with a label below saying "1955 Kent Micronite Filter Cigarette 25% crocidolite asbestos (filter)"
000
Newt @eepy.party · 12/09/2025
Screenshot from the now detached quote tweet showing the tweet says
"Can someone with gun training explain how a 22 year old made a sniper quality shot with altered bullets?"
150
Newt @eepy.party · 10/09/2025
*price is right losing sound plays*
Picture showing the guy who is definitely not mad with the transmisogyny and transphobia labels
140
Newt @eepy.party · 10/09/2025
Lashing out with transphobic slurs, claiming it's okay to be transphobic because "they were mean first", into "I'm not mad" a true classic
A screenshot of the classic dril tweet "I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad"
020
Newt @eepy.party · 06/09/2025
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/appro...
An xkcd comic depicting a laptop keyboard with a track point nub

Above says "how to refer to the pointer thing on laptop keyboards:"

Below is a range depicting tone of conversation from formal to informal, the marked points on the range say "Track Point TM - style pointer", "nub", "nipple mouse", "clit mouse"
060
Newt @eepy.party · 03/12/2024
He does look a little koopa like...
A picture of Ohio Governor Mike dewine looking unhappy
030
Newt @eepy.party · 16/11/2024
Also recommend @pronouns.adorable.mom and @kickflip.renahlee.com for these labels Above post says tags they're actually called labels :p
A screenshot of my above comment showing the pronouns label "she/her" and the kickflip label for the trans flag
000