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Man-shaped to-do list 📋 Philly 🥨 he/him

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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 4h
I didn't realize he was putting out an album today 🤩
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Focus Group by slimdan on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 11 Songs
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 4h
Y'all are too fucking nice - Thank youuu! 🖤
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 4h
Hell fucking yes 👏
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Mud by Remi Wolf on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 11 Songs
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alexa play “I’m the cake” by Tove Lo
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Birthday 🎂
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe I do!
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
chai latte was delicious but ineffective
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She does seem to enjoy the press tours — I wonder if she just takes on projects so she can do the talk show circuit?
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But I love her just being Dakota Johnson in various settings and situations
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Iced coffee is not cold brew. Just tell me you don’t have cold brew.
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NO MORE
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
frideeee 🟨🟨🟨🟪 🟨🟩🟨🟪 🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟦🟪 🟩🟦🟦🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mmm yes
youtu.be
Remi Wolf - I Won’t Cry (Official Video)
YouTube video by RemiWolfVEVO
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate to suggest you teach a course but… it’s the only way
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So many bad smells outside today damn
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’ve got to be at least one of those
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Governor’s Waltz by Phoebe Bridgers on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:27
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💃🏻🕺🏼🕺🏼💃🏻 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this not standard?
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers is going to lock up my phone
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m so fucking tired of superhero shows and movies. I may just have to tap out for a while.
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is how I’ve been playing Crimson Desert. Tower in the distance? I’ma go there!
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok that’s Geralt I need Corenswet for Superman
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t know just give us space shit for the space guys and punching for the punching guys. This shouldn’t be that fucking difficult.
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yes. She’s like the only good thing the MCU has left.
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The biiiig thing of lingerie
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three episodes and it’s just…. Nothing? “Look who it is! Your favorite! Loom again! Another Sarah Paulson!” How many times did we have to watch Evan Peters remove that mask? Is he putting it back on every time the camera pans away from him?
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
but I also feel like they should be allowed to rest
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok, I’ll bite. Why does everyone take a picture of that one house with a flag in P-Town? Is it just because of the flag?
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today I am stupid 🟩🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟩🟪🟪 🟩🟪🟩🟪 🟩🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟨🟪 🟨🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is the traffic light the entire structure, or just the part with the lights?
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh Jakey. I'm always tired.
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's a great observation. I can help you find some great skeets about "bot." Would you like me to write a custom template that you can use to engage with users?
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sophia The Robot: Artificial Robotgirl
ALT: Sophia The Robot: Artificial Robotgirl
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goodbye summer ☀️
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Salt Water Taffy by MARIS on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:26
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one thing I'm gonna do is fail a "select all images" captcha
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟦🟪 🟨🟦🟪🟪 🟨🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟪 🟨🟨🟪🟪 🟨🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟪🟨🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Omakase cocktail yuuup
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just love searching for my packages in the giant heap of mail
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m so tired of her bullshit
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If this sucks you can blame it on my lack of sleep
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Connections – eepy puzzle
Create custom puzzles based on the game popularized by New York Times
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But what if Michael could be me?
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am going to need so much caffeine to make it through the work day
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am not functioning today 🟩🟩🟨🟪 🟩🟦🟨🟦 🟨🟦🟨🟩 🟦🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟩🟪 🟩🟨🟨🟪 🟪🟪🟨🟪 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟨🟩 🟦🟦🟨🟩 🟦🟩🟦🟩 🟦🟩🟦🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟦🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟦🟩 🟦🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh you should most definitely watch. It's so, so bad but so much fun.
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s usually one of my favorites, so it was such a disappointment.
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my9games.net/en
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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War Of The Worlds by Orville Peck on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:19
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EK @eekayj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Enjoying "War of the Worlds" but can't help thinking parts of it sound like country-infused "Piano Man."
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